The Doctor
@drexoskeleton.com
Overlord. Flogger of Minions. "World's Best Boss"*.
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The Doctor
@drexoskeleton.com
· Sep 6
Post-event communiqué: See attached intelligence reports.
Summary: PAX subject resistance to our harvesting protocols shows minor deterioration. Most satisfactory.
Soul extraction efficiency improving.
Stay tuned for further communications.
Summary: PAX subject resistance to our harvesting protocols shows minor deterioration. Most satisfactory.
Soul extraction efficiency improving.
Stay tuned for further communications.
Post-event communiqué: See attached intelligence reports.
Summary: PAX subject resistance to our harvesting protocols shows minor deterioration. Most satisfactory.
Soul extraction efficiency improving.
Stay tuned for further communications.
Summary: PAX subject resistance to our harvesting protocols shows minor deterioration. Most satisfactory.
Soul extraction efficiency improving.
Stay tuned for further communications.
September 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Post-event communiqué: See attached intelligence reports.
Summary: PAX subject resistance to our harvesting protocols shows minor deterioration. Most satisfactory.
Soul extraction efficiency improving.
Stay tuned for further communications.
Summary: PAX subject resistance to our harvesting protocols shows minor deterioration. Most satisfactory.
Soul extraction efficiency improving.
Stay tuned for further communications.
Fun fact: A lucky few received ultra rare GOLD fridge magnets. It appears to have gone completely unnoticed.
The rest of you got… regular ones. How unfortunate.
The rest of you got… regular ones. How unfortunate.
September 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Fun fact: A lucky few received ultra rare GOLD fridge magnets. It appears to have gone completely unnoticed.
The rest of you got… regular ones. How unfortunate.
The rest of you got… regular ones. How unfortunate.
Shop is open for the last time in 2025. Closes at 6pm!
September 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Shop is open for the last time in 2025. Closes at 6pm!
That concludes the 15th year of soul consumption! 15 teams finished ranked, and 91 teams beat anarchy. The ranked curse continues, with one team having not completed the last question.
September 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
That concludes the 15th year of soul consumption! 15 teams finished ranked, and 91 teams beat anarchy. The ranked curse continues, with one team having not completed the last question.
TOP 3 ANARCHY TEAMS:
1. Spud
2. Espresso
3. Pinny Pals
...and somehow the RANKED team Sandwiches? My algorithms are confused but impressed.
1. Spud
2. Espresso
3. Pinny Pals
...and somehow the RANKED team Sandwiches? My algorithms are confused but impressed.
September 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
TOP 3 ANARCHY TEAMS:
1. Spud
2. Espresso
3. Pinny Pals
...and somehow the RANKED team Sandwiches? My algorithms are confused but impressed.
1. Spud
2. Espresso
3. Pinny Pals
...and somehow the RANKED team Sandwiches? My algorithms are confused but impressed.
And the newcomers Oris Angels have claimed third place! I love to see new souls step to the podium.
August 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
And the newcomers Oris Angels have claimed third place! I love to see new souls step to the podium.
And Sandwiches take second place! Their trophies are baking in the oven as we speak.
August 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
And Sandwiches take second place! Their trophies are baking in the oven as we speak.
Beep Boop, your trophy is waiting.
August 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Beep Boop, your trophy is waiting.
Beep Boop is the Ranked Champion!
August 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Beep Boop is the Ranked Champion!
Gatekeeper bug should fixed, resume your suffering.
August 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Gatekeeper bug should fixed, resume your suffering.
A handful of gatekeepers have not been properly assigned. We are looking into this.
August 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
A handful of gatekeepers have not been properly assigned. We are looking into this.
Think you cracked 🗑️ correctly? Email me photographic evidence for verification. First team to succeed will earn a coveted "good job" from your Overlord.
✉️ thedoctor@....
✉️ thedoctor@....
August 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Think you cracked 🗑️ correctly? Email me photographic evidence for verification. First team to succeed will earn a coveted "good job" from your Overlord.
✉️ thedoctor@....
✉️ thedoctor@....
Reactions when 🗑️ is finally solved properly.
August 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Reactions when 🗑️ is finally solved properly.
Like a million typing monkeys, 🗑️ has been “solved” again. We will not be replacing it this time. Just know deep in your souls that you haven’t found it yet.
August 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Like a million typing monkeys, 🗑️ has been “solved” again. We will not be replacing it this time. Just know deep in your souls that you haven’t found it yet.
We can’t run Ranked with just ONE team. 8:00pm it is. Good thing I don’t pay my minions and their rations are cheap.
August 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
We can’t run Ranked with just ONE team. 8:00pm it is. Good thing I don’t pay my minions and their rations are cheap.
2010 me would never, but ugh, 7:30pm
August 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
2010 me would never, but ugh, 7:30pm
All 5 categories have been breached.
Impressive work, minions.
Impressive work, minions.
August 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
All 5 categories have been breached.
Impressive work, minions.
Impressive work, minions.
Trophies are on display outside my lair.
August 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Trophies are on display outside my lair.
Fascinating. My minions report subjects are solving 🗑️ through UNAUTHORIZED source materials. Impressive resourcefulness... yet our scans show ZERO have found the TRUE pathway.
Your lateral thinking only makes the soul consumption more... flavorful.
Your lateral thinking only makes the soul consumption more... flavorful.
August 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Fascinating. My minions report subjects are solving 🗑️ through UNAUTHORIZED source materials. Impressive resourcefulness... yet our scans show ZERO have found the TRUE pathway.
Your lateral thinking only makes the soul consumption more... flavorful.
Your lateral thinking only makes the soul consumption more... flavorful.
🕰️👀... maybe you should be buying hints.
August 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
🕰️👀... maybe you should be buying hints.
For all the teams hard stuck in Actual Hell Mode, we salute your stubbornness in not buying hints.
August 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
For all the teams hard stuck in Actual Hell Mode, we salute your stubbornness in not buying hints.
15 YEARS of Soul Consumption approaches! Minions, the good Doctor demands tribute - share your most devious Exo moment or prize from our Soul Consuming Machine.
August 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
15 YEARS of Soul Consumption approaches! Minions, the good Doctor demands tribute - share your most devious Exo moment or prize from our Soul Consuming Machine.
Here are the new trophies worthy of our 15th anniversary, featuring artisanal leatherwork and a yet-to-be-revealed surprise.
August 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Here are the new trophies worthy of our 15th anniversary, featuring artisanal leatherwork and a yet-to-be-revealed surprise.