Drew
@drewsumwalt.bsky.social
Facetious, anti-facist, and multifaceted
If there's one thing I'm going to take, it's umbrage.
August 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If there's one thing I'm going to take, it's umbrage.
I haven't bought anything old in a while. Need to go thrifting soon...
July 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I haven't bought anything old in a while. Need to go thrifting soon...
I tried cooking with the Swiss chard from my CSA and I think I just hate Swiss chard because this shit is boot nasty
July 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I tried cooking with the Swiss chard from my CSA and I think I just hate Swiss chard because this shit is boot nasty
I got my first CSA shares for the season and it's like reignited my love for cooking. I just have all this produce now that I didn't choose, so I gotta come up with or find recipes to make use of these veggies. It's actually fun?
July 13, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I got my first CSA shares for the season and it's like reignited my love for cooking. I just have all this produce now that I didn't choose, so I gotta come up with or find recipes to make use of these veggies. It's actually fun?
I'm trying to watch season 2 of queer ultimatum and I have not been vibing with it, but what really adds insult to injury is the SHIT pop music they have between each scene change.
July 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'm trying to watch season 2 of queer ultimatum and I have not been vibing with it, but what really adds insult to injury is the SHIT pop music they have between each scene change.
I love watching dating shows with friends and saying out loud when a woman's necklace competes with her neckline
June 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I love watching dating shows with friends and saying out loud when a woman's necklace competes with her neckline
I have only ever used Samsung phones and I truly do prefer them to iPhone, but this shit is so ass and I'm sick of it.
June 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I have only ever used Samsung phones and I truly do prefer them to iPhone, but this shit is so ass and I'm sick of it.
I keep rejecting the same guy on tinder and hinge over and over again. He is nothing if not persistent. He's 6'7" so maybe I should just give it up.
May 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I keep rejecting the same guy on tinder and hinge over and over again. He is nothing if not persistent. He's 6'7" so maybe I should just give it up.
Straight culture is so fucking annoying why does every recipe online have to be called "marry me [blank]"
Come up with something different I BEG of you
Come up with something different I BEG of you
May 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Straight culture is so fucking annoying why does every recipe online have to be called "marry me [blank]"
Come up with something different I BEG of you
Come up with something different I BEG of you
I always thought I was a Miranda because I am a raging feminist, but I think I'm realizing that I'm a Carrie.
I'm imprudent, hopelessly romantic to the point of being embarssingly down bad for any guy that looks my way, and I have lots of shoes.
I'm imprudent, hopelessly romantic to the point of being embarssingly down bad for any guy that looks my way, and I have lots of shoes.
April 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I always thought I was a Miranda because I am a raging feminist, but I think I'm realizing that I'm a Carrie.
I'm imprudent, hopelessly romantic to the point of being embarssingly down bad for any guy that looks my way, and I have lots of shoes.
I'm imprudent, hopelessly romantic to the point of being embarssingly down bad for any guy that looks my way, and I have lots of shoes.
I came home, mixed myself a STRONG cocktail, and I have drunk just the right amount to feel like I should have every single food item in NYC delivered for dinner
April 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I came home, mixed myself a STRONG cocktail, and I have drunk just the right amount to feel like I should have every single food item in NYC delivered for dinner
Gin and tonics so good. I'm quinine-pilled
April 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Gin and tonics so good. I'm quinine-pilled
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My only thing with the lip sync lalaparuza is that these girls did not know how to time their reveals
April 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My only thing with the lip sync lalaparuza is that these girls did not know how to time their reveals
The next cosmetics "blindness" people will talk about is going to be nose blush blindness. Too many Rudolphs and it's not even Christmas Eve.
February 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The next cosmetics "blindness" people will talk about is going to be nose blush blindness. Too many Rudolphs and it's not even Christmas Eve.
Not to remake the same post as everyone else but fuck I am really getting scared of flying hahahahahaha
February 20, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Not to remake the same post as everyone else but fuck I am really getting scared of flying hahahahahaha
I haven't had any alcohol between new years and this evening. Tonight, I had three scotch cocktails and an espresso martini. I can understand why some people are alcoholics because I feel fucking fantastic
February 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I haven't had any alcohol between new years and this evening. Tonight, I had three scotch cocktails and an espresso martini. I can understand why some people are alcoholics because I feel fucking fantastic
When I listen to Doechii, I get the same feeling I had when I first heard Nicki's verse on Monster. Like, "Oh shit this woman is changing the game"
February 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
When I listen to Doechii, I get the same feeling I had when I first heard Nicki's verse on Monster. Like, "Oh shit this woman is changing the game"
When did it become such a trend to say you have a big forehead? Did people think your hairline should start immediately after your eyebrows? Why am I seeing people with the tiniest, most petite faces saying "omg I look like an egg sorry about my fivehead"
February 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
When did it become such a trend to say you have a big forehead? Did people think your hairline should start immediately after your eyebrows? Why am I seeing people with the tiniest, most petite faces saying "omg I look like an egg sorry about my fivehead"
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every movie should feature Amy Sedaris making a cameo appearance
January 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
every movie should feature Amy Sedaris making a cameo appearance
Matched with a guy on tinder and while chatting he said "we have talked about this before."
Guess I'm official a player because I have matched with, chatted, unmatched, and now rematched with this guy all over again. I have no recollection of him.
Guess I'm official a player because I have matched with, chatted, unmatched, and now rematched with this guy all over again. I have no recollection of him.
January 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Matched with a guy on tinder and while chatting he said "we have talked about this before."
Guess I'm official a player because I have matched with, chatted, unmatched, and now rematched with this guy all over again. I have no recollection of him.
Guess I'm official a player because I have matched with, chatted, unmatched, and now rematched with this guy all over again. I have no recollection of him.
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confused shrimp impact font me when I’m huh I’m wuh
December 15, 2024 at 6:38 PM
confused shrimp impact font me when I’m huh I’m wuh
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you should be able to filter out “enm and poly” people on dating apps like diva good for you but I am not looking for a group project
December 15, 2024 at 1:39 PM
you should be able to filter out “enm and poly” people on dating apps like diva good for you but I am not looking for a group project