"You know what I find continuously fascinating about vegetables?" - My wife

I woke up at 2 am. Feeling gross and hot, I decided to shower. Hoping I could shower and still falls asleep after I kept the lights off. When I was putting on my ring after it fell. So I scrambled to get it on the ground. I felt like a Hobbit in a cave. I was wrong. Wet and naked, I was Gollum.

My favorite genre of Salt and Pepper shakers are the ones that give you no indication of which is which. It's a matching set of like a frog in a trenchcoat and a sailor robot with a mop. Who is pepper, who is salt?

What people fail to realize is so many things can be sandwiches if you are just willing to step up and take that step

You can't get close to the White House right now, but you can take a peek at who Biden is using to move out.

One biological partnership that's never mentioned in NatGeo is a child who always wants to "save for later" restaurant food and never eats it, and the parent who loves some leftovers.

Is it just me or have starving artists been getting hungrier the past couple of years?

Any recommendations for good jeans?
I bought two pairs from j crew in late January. Both have already torn.

I've been out of the grilling game too long. I saw a grocery aisle section labelled charcoal and just thought it was for toothpaste and face masks