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Elfy
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Not an Elf.
@swansonian.bsky.social
I saw this at the Tim Burton exhibition at the Design Museum, and it reminded me of some of your artwork 😊❤️
February 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I only read two books in January... but they were both good (especially Henrietta Lacks)
February 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
R - (The) Real Tuesday Weld
A - A Formal Horse
C - Clinic
H - Hope of the States
E - Electric Soft Parade
L - (The) Lemon Twigs
S - Slift
I - It Hugs Back
M - Mmoss
O - Oneida
N - Nap Eyes
T - Triumph
R - Rainbow
E - Extreme
Y- Yes
January 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Having a good at sketching... ✍️🚪😊
January 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Vinyl night...
So far: Scalping, Squid, and Teeth of the Sea.

*Squid could rename themselves Tentacles of the Sea 😆
January 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Same as it ever was... ❤️
January 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
@pperry.bsky.social
Spotted a typo on this underground poster for your books today... 😳😘
January 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
New Year motivational post:

Every day, try to do at least one thing which makes someone else's life a little better or easier.

Also, don't be a dick 😆
January 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Top 5 books read this year (out of a measly 20!) - in order of reading...
1) A Terrible Kindness - Jo Browning Wroe
2) The Echo Chamber - John Boyne
3) The Mercies - Kiran Millwood Hargrave
4) Looking for Jane - Heather Marshall
5) Heartburn - Nora Ephron
‪Friday Top 5 Books I Read in 2024

1. Fern Brady - Strong Female Character
2. Bernadine Evaristo - Girl, Women, Other
3. Willy Vlautin - The Horse
4. Chetna Maroo - Western Lane
5. John Hartley - How Green Are Your Eyes

‪#chopsfives #topfive reply or QT‬ to share yours
December 31, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I just said, "I'm feeling remarkably in control."
*Now expecting the oven to break down, or maybe an alien invasion* 🙄😆
#christmasdinnerprep
December 25, 2024 at 12:33 PM
"My first husband was so neat he put hospital corners on the newspaper he lined the hamster cage with." 😆
I'm loving Heartburn ❤️
December 23, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Me facing 2025
December 22, 2024 at 9:28 PM
I've just finished Dr No by @percivaleverett.bsky.social which was, frankly, a whole lot of (wonderful) nothing 😉😆
However, the mention of a French physicist named Jean Luc Retard took me to a Wiki page about Nous Non Plus, a band with an interesting history and brilliantly named members 😆
December 22, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Living in a large automobile...
#sameasiteverwas
#waterflowingunderground
And you may find yourself
behind the wheel
of a beautiful house
December 15, 2024 at 10:21 PM
My 40th blood donation, 40yrs and 4wks after my first one, back in the days when you were given a booklet to store your mini certificates 😆💉🩸😳😁
#giveblood
December 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Black Doves:
Slow Horses meets House of Cards with a heavy dose of humour 👏👍😁
Nods to Killing Eve and Reservoir Dogs as well 😆
#blackdoves
December 10, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Hope of the States 💕
December 6, 2024 at 4:19 PM
A few hours enjoying some art in Glasgow... 🎨😊❤️
December 6, 2024 at 4:18 PM
A sunny December morning in Edinburgh ❤️
December 6, 2024 at 4:17 PM
One night in Edinburgh...
December 6, 2024 at 4:16 PM
#formativealbums are the ones where either they were ones your mum or dad had, so you grew up being forced to listen to them, or ones you saved up your pocket money to buy from Woolworth's (or similar!)
Or asked your aged Granny to buy for you for Christmas 😆
December 1, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Let's do #formativealbums - i.e., the ones you listened to incessantly as a teenager, which have stayed with you throughout the years 😊❤️
I'm going to start with 10...
December 1, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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November 28, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Badum tish 🥁😆
I waited years for the love of my life to get out of prison, so we could get engaged. When she was finally being released I explained my plan to my dad, who was an English teacher, even showed him the ring. “No, son,” he said, tutting. “You can’t end a sentence with a proposition.”
November 28, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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Just taken a polaroid of some dead sheep. Mourn ewes as it develops.
November 28, 2024 at 9:22 AM