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“Hmm... That's infaccurate.”

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“Huh. Seems I'm out of the loop. Shall we review the job description?”

[ #ENARP #DREAMBBQRP #JOELGRP #MVRP ]
a cartoon character is wearing a green hat and a red shirt
ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a green hat and a red shirt
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Fuck! My IQ was decreased today at work I HATE this job it doesn't work correctly. [ Smashes a coffee cup over her own head ] Ahh that feels better I think I might go back to work now.
December 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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(@dreamybbq.bsky.social can this be them)
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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// rips off my shirt to reveal a second shirt that says "I ❤️ LESBIANS"
December 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Am I anything?
Am I even a person beneath?
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
] speaking wingdings and she was STILL making up words
December 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Fuck! My IQ was decreased today at work I HATE this job it doesn't work correctly. [ Smashes a coffee cup over her own head ] Ahh that feels better I think I might go back to work now.
December 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Worry not! You have my word.
Yeah yeah, whatever. Do not mention it. Seriously, or I'll knock you as far as I can.
[ Grabby hands. Reaching out and putting her head back on. Retrieving her hat from the ground and putting it back in place. ]

Bless you for your assistance!
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
] sorry i think it's really fucking funny to think she can just do that.
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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L-listen to me! Regrettably, I'm v-very hard-working and sh-shouldn't be in a place full of morons having FUN.
December 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
[ Grabby hands. Reaching out and putting her head back on. Retrieving her hat from the ground and putting it back in place. ]

Bless you for your assistance!
December 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
[ Slowly growing more distant ] Highly inconveniencing. Would you mind assisting me
look at it rooollll
[ Her head falls to the ground like a fucked up ball and starts rolling away ]
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Ah, that's right! Like so.

[ Pulling out the Humanboard? And petting its head? ]
JUS DONT DIE ON ME AND WE'LL BE COOL

[ Scratching her own head . ]

Maybe you can give it a shot 2???? Pet somethang???? I know you got a habit of trying to do dat to certain creatures u find around????
Quite frankly, I haven't the foggiest idea of what's happening to me.
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
[ Her head falls to the ground like a fucked up ball and starts rolling away ]
( swinging at her with Zero hesitation )
Fucking do it, I dare you.
December 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Quite frankly, I haven't the foggiest idea of what's happening to me.
It's nawt only for pets! It's also for entities, like myself!!!!

Oakwaoelqjeabdhw.dnsma.... OKAYSIES. Hopefully u understood that...... because we have been talking for a WHILE!!!!! >_<
Petting...? But I'm not a pet.
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Petting...? But I'm not a pet.
December 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
] i hope everyone knows im referencing this
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
... Huh? What? What was that? What did you just do to me.
NOooope! I'M JUST SHOWING U MAH LOVE!!

[ She slowly pulls away after a while ]

There..... neow we're FAIR!!!! AND SQUARE!!! Right?!!1!
Is this some kind of attack .
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Real life isn't a video game. You can't just press the reset button. The sins you've committed will never disappear.
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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With prices this low, you can't afford a lifetime to wait!
December 9, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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I'm sorry. Nothing I say makes any sense anyway... If I were you, I wouldn't believe any of it.
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Hey pal! My sympathy is gonna cost you for every condolence.
December 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Is this some kind of attack .
[ Eugh. That looks weird, doesn't really stop her nonetheless ]

You??? Like that or sumtin???? U really need to tellz me!!
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Fucking do it, I dare you.
December 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh, please, pardon me of my sins, Your Great and Merciful Majesty. Should I smash my face into a rock until it's unrecognizable?
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
What's your PROBLEM.
...

( Purposefully coughing Once in her direction. )
Ah, you're exactly right! Please accept my apologies! Social distancing is still a vital practicement.
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM