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Dread Pirate Dad
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No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Mike🤷‍♂️
Dad, Changeling, Writer

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Yes, I have. ✅
Well have you?

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November 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Having so much fun with this footage you guys. I can’t believe we’re almost there 😱
#wheeloftime #wotskies #wottok
March 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because right now I would be willing to hear out their plans.
February 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Last night my wife nerded out about what a movie nerd Bill Hader is and now I can’t stop nerding out about what a nerd she is for nerds nerding
#marriedlife #movienerd #nerdception
a man wearing a shirt that says yes is smiling
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says yes is smiling
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February 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Why does writing a scene to establish a norm for a character always turn into the time he breaks the norm 😫
February 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Aaaaaand done. #WindAndTruth hit close to home in ways I’m somehow both uncomfortable with and also comforted by. More thoughts to come. For now, I need a break🫠

#BookSky #Cosmere #BrandonSanderson
January 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
In hindsight this might be wishful thinking. The costumes are so awesome I just want these badass queens to slay for longer than a dream sequence.
#wheeloftime #wotskies

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Wheel of Time - The Wondergirls #wheeloftime #thewheeloftime
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January 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I can’t get over the wardrobe for season 3🤌
#wheeloftime #wotskies
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Wheel of Time - New Season 3 Stills #wheeloftime #thewheeloftime
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January 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I want literally everything in this photo. The coat, the hair, the eyes, even the mugs. Maybe especially the mugs 🤔
#thewheeloftime #wotskies #PerrinAybara #MarcusRutherford
January 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
“I’ll give you a minute!” He yelled through the door.

“I’ll give you a minute!” he yelled through the door.

“I’ll give you a minute,” he yelled through the door.

He yelled “I’ll give you a minute!” through the door.

I’ll spend an hour on this and never make it to the next paragraph 🤦‍♂️
January 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
As we swear in a man promising to round up all the “outsiders,” let’s remember whose day it really is:
January 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Tiktok is working for my wife but not for me, which feels like it’s on purpose somehow 😂
January 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
“This is gonna be a rough weekend” he thought as he swiped tiktok closed, for now.
January 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
All I can think of is Lift crashing this meeting like Tyler Durden and making every one of them feel like the most perfect pancake that’s ever been made… by devouring them🤣
#stormlightarchive #cosmere #edgedancer
January 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“It’s never too late to try to be a better man.” Dalinar Kholin

The older I get, it feels like the most obvious, most fundamental truths, are often the ones that need the most reinforcement. Thanks for the reminder #BrandonSanderson.
#cosmere #booksky #stormlightarchive #windandtruth
January 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The clothing in #thewheeloftime is almost a character unto itself, and nowhere is that clearer than in the #worldofdreams

#wheeloftime #wotskies

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Wheel of Time - Dream Outfits #wheeloftime #thewheeloftime #telaranrhiod #aessedai
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January 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
#BrandonSanderson really needs to cool it with this whole knowing-where-my-mental-health-is-at-down-to-the-chapter thing. It’s enough slices.
#I’mNotProjectingYou’reProjecting
#cosmere #stormlightarchive #windandtruth
January 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Texting myself notes is still writing!
Outlining is still writing.
January 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Not bad for some “actor” from an old-ass movie😏
To all my @bsky.app followers:

THANKS HA-MILLION

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January 14, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I did not have Neil Gaiman as a monster on my 2025 bingo card but here we are. Fuck that guy and his childhood trauma. Maybe get help instead of training your four year old to repeat the cycle. God fucking damnit🤦‍♂️
January 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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“I’m gonna steal The Eye of the World”
- Rand al’Cage (2004) #WotSkies
January 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Words to live by
January 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
A friend just told me writers don’t know how to promote themselves so we just scream writer things into the void and the others will find you. I KNEW there was a secret 🤣
January 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Verin is one of those fictional characters I find myself tearing up about at random 🤷‍♂️
#wheeloftime #aessedai #wotskies
Wheel of Time - Verin #wheeloftime #aessedai #verinmathwin
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January 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
There’s this Dr Who audio floating around TikTok and it reminded me of the Aiel “War” (Manhunt). And I friggin love this fight scene so why not both? Both is good!
#wheeloftime #wotskies #drwho

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Wheel of Time - Pest Control #wheeloftime #thewheeloftime #aiel #aielwar
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January 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM