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Kitty
@dreadfullylate.bsky.social
They/Them/She/Her
Don't call me lady
So I'm going to watch the first episode of the new season of the gilded age and then I'm gonna do some manic shit.
June 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This shit is lame as hell.
June 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It's so funny to me that transvestigators are actually so bad at identifying biological sex that they often can't even tell which way a transition is happening. Telling a trans man "you'll never be a REAL woman" and he's like "thank? you?"
June 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Whatever musical has the girlies calling Odysseus "Ody" needs to fucking diiieeeee
June 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Coming out as nonbinary to the girl group: shrugs all around, meh, whatever
Telling the girl group I only own three pairs of shoes: screaming, crying, throwing up
June 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Sometimes you have to manufacture the dichotomy that makes life worth living. Like sometimes I drink a room temperature coke zero so when I have a cold one it really fucking hits.
June 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Everything seems to come up at the same time and I can't escape it. Monday is, Oh I need to clean the shower, but I need to shave, so better do that first, but all the towels need washing, but so do the sheets, and also I have work and meals and work and obligations and and and and and
June 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I get it, not everything on the Internet is real, you should absolutely be careful about what you believe BUT the world is also a strange, uncomfortable place full of weirdos who do/say/believe strange things. Really.
June 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
How'd I be with a power suit.
May 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Like ice cream or a cookie. Giving your child even a mildly expensive dessert is always a gamble like whaddya mean you don't like it? ??????????
I always play it cool but sometimes it's hard to conceal how annoying it is when your kid doesn't like something you feel is objectively good.
May 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I always play it cool but sometimes it's hard to conceal how annoying it is when your kid doesn't like something you feel is objectively good.
May 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I made myself cry by imagining meeting Eric Barone.
May 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I have ongoing beef with both the guy that does the yard work at my building and the lady who runs the official town social media accounts. Neither of them know I hate their fucking guts.
May 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Documentaries I've watched in the last month.
Popstar Academy: Katseye (went in knowing nothing about it, fun watch.)
Bad Influence (everything you think is happening to child influencers, is.)
Mr.McMahon ( truly interesting but not shocking, well a little)
Scamanda (this one has me like 👀👀)
May 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My 12 year old asking me to put on Pink Triangle by Weezer is like if I asked my mom to put on Fire and Rain by James Taylor in 1996, except my mom would have been like "how do you even know who James Taylor is? Wtf?"
May 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Snow and plum blossoms in Montana spring.
May 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I don't think Gravity Falls was cancelled, I'm pretty sure Hirsch wanted to end it after two seasons. Otherwise it's a pretty big bummer for the rest of these, especially Owl House. These are all my kid's favorites, and my kid's were devastated when OH got cancelled.
Kinda nuts that shows like Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Amphibia, Owl House, Infinity Train, Star vs The Forces of Evil and so many others are so popular but the studios just decided to stop making them. Was talking with a friend and her kid loves these shows but they’ve run out of episodes.
May 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I had a dream I was with a group of ppl in the post apocalypse. We wanted to winter in a medieval castle which had been somewhat modernized with wood burning furnaces. They thought we could pump the furnaces once, trap the heat, be warm all winter "YOU FOOLS!" I said "They must be fed continuously"
May 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Reposted by Kitty
Gonna retell my favorite Star Wars story for Revenge of the Fifth. When I went to see Revenge of the Sith with @dreadfullylate.bsky.social during the scene when Anakin pledges himself to Palpatine & being named, Palp goes “you shall be known as Darth” she interrupts with “Mike.” and I just lost it
May 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Nonbinary stuff can be subtle and when you're AFAB, as I am, guys never notice but the girlies will be like "ooooh yeah that makes sense, I've never seen you wear a dress or have nails done or wear a necklace stack or have more than two pairs of shoes or use a purse" and like, this girl GETS IT.
May 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Other times it's just like, I would not choose to be around you, nothing wrong with you, I just don't vibe on this. This girl has been in here laughing and it's like no, no we wouldn't ever be friends. But I am paid to help you sooooo latte?
May 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I started working at a coffee shop/pottery painting studio for funsies, really limited hours, just a hobby job really. Any way I forgot how fucking awful being exposed to the public can be lmaooooo
May 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The way some of these fitness influencers are about protein might lead you to believe the rest of us are starving to death. Just sickly little skeletons who can't keep their eyes open from 2-6pm every day.
May 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I need to lock tf in. No, not like that.
May 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I feel like every couple of years I start to lose my mind about this but "baby on board" signs aren't for YOU, the degenerates of the road, they're for emergency services. So they look for the fucking baby! Who might be too small to see! And can't fucking communicate! Bc they are a baby!
May 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM