─╌ 𝕮𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝓦𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐑.
@dreadedcutlass.bsky.social
𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐄 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊,
𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝗦𝗪𝗘𝗔𝗥 𝐀 𝑷𝑰𝑹𝑨𝑻𝑬’𝑺
𝑶𝑨𝑻𝑯 ... 𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙀 .ᐟ
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
Pinned
... can't be shit talkin' nega anymore . me day is ruined . 😔🥀💔
September 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
... can't be shit talkin' nega anymore . me day is ruined . 😔🥀💔
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕮𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝓦𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐑.
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐈 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐀𝐍
𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝐎𝐅 𝙁𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙎 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝐈 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐀𝐍
𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝐎𝐅 𝙁𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙎 .ᐟ
September 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐈 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐀𝐍
𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝐎𝐅 𝙁𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙎 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝐈 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐀𝐍
𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝐎𝐅 𝙁𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙎 .ᐟ
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕮𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝓦𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐑.
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐈’𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐄 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑭𝑼𝑳, '𝐄𝐑𝐄 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝐈’𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐄 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑭𝑼𝑳, '𝐄𝐑𝐄 .ᐟ
September 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐈’𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐄 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑭𝑼𝑳, '𝐄𝐑𝐄 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝐈’𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐄 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑭𝑼𝑳, '𝐄𝐑𝐄 .ᐟ
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕮𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝓦𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐑.
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑬𝑺𝑺 .
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑬𝑺𝑺 .
September 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑬𝑺𝑺 .
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑬𝑺𝑺 .
.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ
September 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ
d'arrr .... arrr ...
September 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
d'arrr .... arrr ...
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕮𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝓦𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐑.
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐄𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙉𝘼
𝘽𝙀 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝗠𝗘‚
ᅠ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐄𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙉𝘼
𝘽𝙀 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝗠𝗘‚
September 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐄𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙉𝘼
𝘽𝙀 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝗠𝗘‚
ᅠ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐄𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙉𝘼
𝘽𝙀 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝗠𝗘‚
ye better be .ᐟ
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
not many get on th' dread pirate whisker's good side so easily .ᐟ 👺
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
not many get on th' dread pirate whisker's good side so easily .ᐟ 👺
It is ? 😊✨
[ Evelyn is extremely proud of herself. Another day, another slay… or whatever the phrase is. ]
How wonderful—! I am overjoyed to have been of assistance !
[ Evelyn is extremely proud of herself. Another day, another slay… or whatever the phrase is. ]
How wonderful—! I am overjoyed to have been of assistance !
[ he snatches the mirror and glances at his reflection ── at least the grunt he lets out sounds like a pleased one . 💀 . ]
.... that be MUCH better .
.... that be MUCH better .
July 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
ye better be .ᐟ
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
not many get on th' dread pirate whisker's good side so easily .ᐟ 👺
[ 💀 .ᐣ ]
not many get on th' dread pirate whisker's good side so easily .ᐟ 👺
[ he snatches the mirror and glances at his reflection ── at least the grunt he lets out sounds like a pleased one . 💀 . ]
.... that be MUCH better .
.... that be MUCH better .
[ Evelyn snaps her fingers, flawlessly fixing his precious 👺’ whiskers ‘ 👺
She holds out a fancy ahh hand mirror for him to look at himself. ]
Is that any better ? 😊
She holds out a fancy ahh hand mirror for him to look at himself. ]
Is that any better ? 😊
... well, there be no way in the seven seas it could get worse .ᐟ aye, ye have me permission to assist .
July 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
[ he snatches the mirror and glances at his reflection ── at least the grunt he lets out sounds like a pleased one . 💀 . ]
.... that be MUCH better .
.... that be MUCH better .
do there be a ' both ' option, lad ── .ᐣ
"Want me to help fix that for you? That, or knock some sense into Johnny, whichever suits your fancy."
my whiskers be a quarter inch off center .ᐟ
d'arrr, this is what i be gettin' for trustin' johnny t' do it .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
d'arrr, this is what i be gettin' for trustin' johnny t' do it .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
July 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
do there be a ' both ' option, lad ── .ᐣ
... well, there be no way in the seven seas it could get worse .ᐟ aye, ye have me permission to assist .
Perhaps I could be of assistance ? I have high confidence I could perfect your mustache! 😊
right ye are .ᐟ that johnny, always gettin' things wrong .ᐟ
d'arrr, i'd make 'im walk the plank, if he weren't me ONLY option for a right hand lad .ᐟ 💢
d'arrr, i'd make 'im walk the plank, if he weren't me ONLY option for a right hand lad .ᐟ 💢
July 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
... well, there be no way in the seven seas it could get worse .ᐟ aye, ye have me permission to assist .
right ye are .ᐟ that johnny, always gettin' things wrong .ᐟ
d'arrr, i'd make 'im walk the plank, if he weren't me ONLY option for a right hand lad .ᐟ 💢
d'arrr, i'd make 'im walk the plank, if he weren't me ONLY option for a right hand lad .ᐟ 💢
Oh… I see.
And you mentioned something about a half inch ? Are they uneven ? 😦
And you mentioned something about a half inch ? Are they uneven ? 😦
exactly .ᐟ
my whiskers be me mustache .ᐟ it be like a prized treasure .ᐟ.ᐟ ✨️
my whiskers be me mustache .ᐟ it be like a prized treasure .ᐟ.ᐟ ✨️
July 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
right ye are .ᐟ that johnny, always gettin' things wrong .ᐟ
d'arrr, i'd make 'im walk the plank, if he weren't me ONLY option for a right hand lad .ᐟ 💢
d'arrr, i'd make 'im walk the plank, if he weren't me ONLY option for a right hand lad .ᐟ 💢
exactly .ᐟ
my whiskers be me mustache .ᐟ it be like a prized treasure .ᐟ.ᐟ ✨️
my whiskers be me mustache .ᐟ it be like a prized treasure .ᐟ.ᐟ ✨️
… No, you do not. 😔
[ TURNING TO HER . ]
do i be LOOKIN' like a cat to ye, lass ── 👺
do i be LOOKIN' like a cat to ye, lass ── 👺
July 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
exactly .ᐟ
my whiskers be me mustache .ᐟ it be like a prized treasure .ᐟ.ᐟ ✨️
my whiskers be me mustache .ᐟ it be like a prized treasure .ᐟ.ᐟ ✨️
[ TURNING TO HER . ]
do i be LOOKIN' like a cat to ye, lass ── 👺
do i be LOOKIN' like a cat to ye, lass ── 👺
Kitty ? 🥺
[ She thinks ‘whiskers’ refers to cat whiskers 💀. ]
[ She thinks ‘whiskers’ refers to cat whiskers 💀. ]
my whiskers be a quarter inch off center .ᐟ
d'arrr, this is what i be gettin' for trustin' johnny t' do it .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
d'arrr, this is what i be gettin' for trustin' johnny t' do it .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
July 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
[ TURNING TO HER . ]
do i be LOOKIN' like a cat to ye, lass ── 👺
do i be LOOKIN' like a cat to ye, lass ── 👺
my whiskers be a quarter inch off center .ᐟ
d'arrr, this is what i be gettin' for trustin' johnny t' do it .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
d'arrr, this is what i be gettin' for trustin' johnny t' do it .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
July 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
my whiskers be a quarter inch off center .ᐟ
d'arrr, this is what i be gettin' for trustin' johnny t' do it .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
d'arrr, this is what i be gettin' for trustin' johnny t' do it .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 💢
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝗦𝗢, 𝑰𝑻 𝑰𝑺 𝑰 ── .ᐟ
ᅠ𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝗦𝗢, 𝑰𝑻 𝑰𝑺 𝑰 ── .ᐟ
July 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝗦𝗢, 𝑰𝑻 𝑰𝑺 𝑰 ── .ᐟ
ᅠ𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝗦𝗢, 𝑰𝑻 𝑰𝑺 𝑰 ── .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙋𝙄𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙎𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙋𝙄𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙎𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ
July 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙋𝙄𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙎𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝙋𝙄𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙎𝙆𝙀𝙍 .ᐟ