My reply to a post on Threads:

"Dudes: *spend the last decade sanewashing the actions of a racist authoritarian*

"Same dudes: 'How do we come together and heal as a nation?'"

Response from Threads:

Teslas are just Saturns that you can plug in.

Pro-Tip: Only woo at half maximal volume the first time they say "make some noise" because they're always gonna follow up with "I can't hear you"

The problem with Bluesky vs Threads is the former is reminiscent of Twitter before Elon bought it and the latter is reminiscent of Twitter before he even joined it.

I prefer the latter.

Dear NYT update your Wordle dictionary

"Man I hope I don't catch their cold" I say to myself as my kids cough directly into my nostrils for fifteen minutes straight.

Wife: "How was his swim lessons?"

Me: "Just call him David!"

Wife: ...

Me: ...

Wife: ... please don't.

Me: "Because he's a Schwimmer."