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drcockasaurus.bsky.social
@drcockasaurus.bsky.social
I cook food, I like cats, I drink a lot of tea, sometimes the inner line cook comes out and I will be hilarious and mean.
And just like that, maga got over their phobia of mocking the dead. I have a few phone calls to make regarding the social media presence of a few people.
December 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’m still sad about Cam Skattebo
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I can feel the season depression creeping in. There’s always a slight uneasiness that goes with my excitement for fall.
September 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’m really hoping the republicans do the right thing and push back hard on this tax bill. At least reach a compromise.
May 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Reposted
Terrarium 01 🌱
April 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Way to go, Canada
April 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I have a powerful craving for a huge plate of noodles
April 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Do we not have a Congress anymore? It seems the only functioning branch besides the executive is the judicial and they’re making very slow headway. Does our government exist anymore?
April 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Vatican City should bar trump from entering due to his criminal record
April 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
JD Vance killed the pope
April 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I explained Elon Musk getting laughed off path of exile like imagine someone claimed to be a chess grand master and then went on live tv to play against the president of the high school chess club and didn’t even know how to move his pieces.
April 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
So we’re just play hot and cold with tariffs no? After the White House denied a 90 day pause? This administration is a joke.
April 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I expect nothing and I’m still disappointed
April 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
So a guy drives to a protest with a gun in his car with the supposed intent to start shit. Then when confronted gets his gun out of his car. And he’s let go? He was CLEARLY trying to be the next Shittenhouse.
April 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I think we should start blasting the Les Mis soundtrack at every protest since trump apparently loves it
April 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Does anyone feel “owned” yet?
April 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The people who never helped on the group project but still took credit are the ones running the country now.
April 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Watching my nephew watch gen alpha brain rot. I tuned him in to YouTube poops and I think I just altered his trajectory
March 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’m calling it now. Nothing is going to happen to Vance or Hegseth over this leak. They are protected by the DOJ and the FBI. Our government is fully compromised.
March 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Still figuring out Fortnite. I like it but it doesn’t do a great job of explaining. I don’t know where I am or where I’m going. All I know is I have a weapon and I must kill.
March 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Just played Fortnite for the first time ever. I finally gave in to the hype. I had no idea what I was doing but I managed to kill a couple people. Ssspretty good I guess
March 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Damn it false spring. You got me again.
March 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Just heard thunder for the first time since the fall. I can feel my mental health returning.
March 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You heard it straight from his mouth. Elon Musk is the head of DOGE.
March 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Fuck this orange windbag. Fuck this propaganda speech and especially fuck every Congress member allowing this
March 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM