Dr. Chili
@drchilimd.bsky.social
She/Her/They/Brother/Whatever
I dont know, what do you want from me?
🤷♀️
I dont know, what do you want from me?
🤷♀️
Never fails that I get an attitude from my employer every time I'm telling them I'm using the PTO THAT THEY GIVE ME. I have 140 hours-I'm going to use it. AND I'm going to use it on a Friday to have a long weekend. I just got "oh you should just take every Friday off" and I said "that would be cool"
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Never fails that I get an attitude from my employer every time I'm telling them I'm using the PTO THAT THEY GIVE ME. I have 140 hours-I'm going to use it. AND I'm going to use it on a Friday to have a long weekend. I just got "oh you should just take every Friday off" and I said "that would be cool"
What the fuck is Wicked?
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
What the fuck is Wicked?
Ive never been punched in the face but i did just get head butted by my big ass head havin’ dog and it folded me in half. Straight to the ground with me.
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Ive never been punched in the face but i did just get head butted by my big ass head havin’ dog and it folded me in half. Straight to the ground with me.
For 10 years we've had to share 2 single stall bathrooms between customers and employees. You're ALWAYS waiting for the bathroom to be open, and when you get into the bathroom there's piss all over, shit on the toilet seat and/or someone is always yanking on the handle while you try to go. Cont....
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
For 10 years we've had to share 2 single stall bathrooms between customers and employees. You're ALWAYS waiting for the bathroom to be open, and when you get into the bathroom there's piss all over, shit on the toilet seat and/or someone is always yanking on the handle while you try to go. Cont....
Joe is never going to recover from this one
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Joe is never going to recover from this one
I dont know. Just some beebos for your feed.
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I dont know. Just some beebos for your feed.
Sure. I’ll add this donkenheimer to the bunch
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Sure. I’ll add this donkenheimer to the bunch
I went on a camping trip with a high school boyfriend. His little cousins were there talking about the Jonas brothers being on tv and one of them said a brother they weren't expecting showed up and she referred to him as the "bonus Jonas" and it's been a regular part of my vocabulary ever since.
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I went on a camping trip with a high school boyfriend. His little cousins were there talking about the Jonas brothers being on tv and one of them said a brother they weren't expecting showed up and she referred to him as the "bonus Jonas" and it's been a regular part of my vocabulary ever since.
You ever come home and your face smells like Halloween mask?
November 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
You ever come home and your face smells like Halloween mask?
One of my love languages is small gifts, treats, and offerings. So turns out my ideal partner is, in fact, a crow.
October 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
One of my love languages is small gifts, treats, and offerings. So turns out my ideal partner is, in fact, a crow.
When I was small(er), I spilled so much that my parents nicknamed me "Spiller Diller".
October 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
When I was small(er), I spilled so much that my parents nicknamed me "Spiller Diller".
The conductor was a babe and I dont know why I have this picture of my friend and I’s legs. I cried for the first half of the show.
October 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The conductor was a babe and I dont know why I have this picture of my friend and I’s legs. I cried for the first half of the show.
Shaving my whole body for the Stardew Valley symphony. Just in case 😜
October 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Shaving my whole body for the Stardew Valley symphony. Just in case 😜
Look at this fuck boy 🖕
October 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Look at this fuck boy 🖕
My neighbor is mowing his lawn while on the phone, and he’s saying “HUH?!” Over and over.
September 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My neighbor is mowing his lawn while on the phone, and he’s saying “HUH?!” Over and over.
Blessed and/or haunted in this home.
September 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Blessed and/or haunted in this home.
What the fuck is a Labubu?
September 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
What the fuck is a Labubu?
The construction workers that have been at my job for MONTHS got their butts out all crazy. And the butts is almost always dirty (i be lookin’). Literal dirt butts over here.
September 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The construction workers that have been at my job for MONTHS got their butts out all crazy. And the butts is almost always dirty (i be lookin’). Literal dirt butts over here.
"See you in my dreams!" - but in a threatening way.
September 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
"See you in my dreams!" - but in a threatening way.
Assembled this big couch myself! The couch assembly itself was easy-the breaking down if the boxes almost killed me 🥵
September 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Assembled this big couch myself! The couch assembly itself was easy-the breaking down if the boxes almost killed me 🥵
Woke up with the a stomach ache so fierce that it had me sweating. I’m trying to blame anything else other than the hot dog I ate at 10 pm last night.
September 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Woke up with the a stomach ache so fierce that it had me sweating. I’m trying to blame anything else other than the hot dog I ate at 10 pm last night.
Is asking a friend to help assemble furniture better or worse than asking them to help you paint? @halfmoonjoe.com
September 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Is asking a friend to help assemble furniture better or worse than asking them to help you paint? @halfmoonjoe.com
Switched around the bedroom furniture and set up the projector.
September 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Switched around the bedroom furniture and set up the projector.