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Today’s trump haiku:
I have tiny hands
So I can pickpocket you
Easier that way
I have tiny hands
So I can pickpocket you
Easier that way
February 12, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Today’s trump haiku:
I have tiny hands
So I can pickpocket you
Easier that way
I have tiny hands
So I can pickpocket you
Easier that way
trump only ‘knows’ (it’s actually believes in) what is good for him while having no clue about what is good for us, or is it U.S. Unlike Lincoln, his motto is ‘Me, the people!’ His views are linear and without national or global understanding. Since he is always right, he becomes always wrong.
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 AM
trump only ‘knows’ (it’s actually believes in) what is good for him while having no clue about what is good for us, or is it U.S. Unlike Lincoln, his motto is ‘Me, the people!’ His views are linear and without national or global understanding. Since he is always right, he becomes always wrong.
Pam Bondi is disgusting.
February 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Pam Bondi is disgusting.
A past post from Don Winslow worth reposting.
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
A past post from Don Winslow worth reposting.
Data centers go a long way to help destroy ground water structures permanently. And like AI, data centers don’t need humans. We won’t need money when we don’t have humans.
February 11, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Data centers go a long way to help destroy ground water structures permanently. And like AI, data centers don’t need humans. We won’t need money when we don’t have humans.
Today’s trump haiku:
MAGA stands for zilch
I have more morals then them
And I don’t have any
MAGA stands for zilch
I have more morals then them
And I don’t have any
February 11, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Today’s trump haiku:
MAGA stands for zilch
I have more morals then them
And I don’t have any
MAGA stands for zilch
I have more morals then them
And I don’t have any
Seems the regime prioritizes two types of people: white and corporations. There are exemptions however. Being rich supersedes race. Being a sycophant supersedes character. Being a botox user gets you free admission to Mar-a-gulag-o. There are exceptions to every rule, don’t you know.
February 10, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Seems the regime prioritizes two types of people: white and corporations. There are exemptions however. Being rich supersedes race. Being a sycophant supersedes character. Being a botox user gets you free admission to Mar-a-gulag-o. There are exceptions to every rule, don’t you know.
Wish I was this clever.
From TBR today
From TBR today
Olympics Update: Trump Wins Gold in Downhill Presidency
“Obama never won this," he boasted.
substack.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Wish I was this clever.
From TBR today
From TBR today
Today’s trump haiku:
Grifting is my game
‘Three-card Crypto’ is my name
I win and you lose
Grifting is my game
‘Three-card Crypto’ is my name
I win and you lose
February 10, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Today’s trump haiku:
Grifting is my game
‘Three-card Crypto’ is my name
I win and you lose
Grifting is my game
‘Three-card Crypto’ is my name
I win and you lose
Today’s trump haiku:
When the voters scream
We can’t afford groceries
Let them eat crypto
When the voters scream
We can’t afford groceries
Let them eat crypto
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Today’s trump haiku:
When the voters scream
We can’t afford groceries
Let them eat crypto
When the voters scream
We can’t afford groceries
Let them eat crypto
Today’s trump haiku:
I like sports with guns
Biathletes capturing gold
While we capture immigrants.
I like sports with guns
Biathletes capturing gold
While we capture immigrants.
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Today’s trump haiku:
I like sports with guns
Biathletes capturing gold
While we capture immigrants.
I like sports with guns
Biathletes capturing gold
While we capture immigrants.
Today’s trump haiku:
If lyings a sport
I would win the gold medal
And silver and bronze
If lyings a sport
I would win the gold medal
And silver and bronze
February 7, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Today’s trump haiku:
If lyings a sport
I would win the gold medal
And silver and bronze
If lyings a sport
I would win the gold medal
And silver and bronze
Today’s trump haiku:
I can Nazi you
Because you believe in law
I am blind to that
I can Nazi you
Because you believe in law
I am blind to that
February 6, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Today’s trump haiku:
I can Nazi you
Because you believe in law
I am blind to that
I can Nazi you
Because you believe in law
I am blind to that
Today’s trump haiku:
I specialize in
Crony Capitalism
What some would call bribes.
I specialize in
Crony Capitalism
What some would call bribes.
February 5, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Today’s trump haiku:
I specialize in
Crony Capitalism
What some would call bribes.
I specialize in
Crony Capitalism
What some would call bribes.
Today’s trump haiku:
Arrested Lemon
No lemonade for that guy
Truth does not help me.
Arrested Lemon
No lemonade for that guy
Truth does not help me.
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Today’s trump haiku:
Arrested Lemon
No lemonade for that guy
Truth does not help me.
Arrested Lemon
No lemonade for that guy
Truth does not help me.
Today’s trump haiku:
Ev’ry day I prey
To make voting go away
So as to be king.
Ev’ry day I prey
To make voting go away
So as to be king.
February 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Today’s trump haiku:
Ev’ry day I prey
To make voting go away
So as to be king.
Ev’ry day I prey
To make voting go away
So as to be king.
Today’s trump haiku:
Cull the Fourth Estate
I only want Real Estate
No one can stop me!
Cull the Fourth Estate
I only want Real Estate
No one can stop me!
February 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Today’s trump haiku:
Cull the Fourth Estate
I only want Real Estate
No one can stop me!
Cull the Fourth Estate
I only want Real Estate
No one can stop me!
Today’s trump haiku”
My staff likes to lie
I’m so proud, they’re just like me
Rotten to the core
My staff likes to lie
I’m so proud, they’re just like me
Rotten to the core
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Today’s trump haiku”
My staff likes to lie
I’m so proud, they’re just like me
Rotten to the core
My staff likes to lie
I’m so proud, they’re just like me
Rotten to the core
ICE - Incompetence and Cruelty Enforcement
DHS - Dept of Hubris and Sadism
They are definitely not by, for or of We the People
DHS - Dept of Hubris and Sadism
They are definitely not by, for or of We the People
January 31, 2026 at 10:03 PM
ICE - Incompetence and Cruelty Enforcement
DHS - Dept of Hubris and Sadism
They are definitely not by, for or of We the People
DHS - Dept of Hubris and Sadism
They are definitely not by, for or of We the People
In Robert Burns poem ‘A Man’s a Man for A’ That, he express his egalitarian views, arguing that true worth comes from character and not from social rank or wealth. He suggests that even the poorest and most humble person can be "king o' men. I guess SCOTUS and trump never read Burns’ poem - sad.
January 31, 2026 at 6:03 PM
In Robert Burns poem ‘A Man’s a Man for A’ That, he express his egalitarian views, arguing that true worth comes from character and not from social rank or wealth. He suggests that even the poorest and most humble person can be "king o' men. I guess SCOTUS and trump never read Burns’ poem - sad.
Today’s trump haiku:
Concentration camps
‘Detention Centers’ so called
ICE equals NAZI
Concentration camps
‘Detention Centers’ so called
ICE equals NAZI
January 31, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Today’s trump haiku:
Concentration camps
‘Detention Centers’ so called
ICE equals NAZI
Concentration camps
‘Detention Centers’ so called
ICE equals NAZI
Bonus trump limerick for today:
There once was a man from Queens
Who hung out with liars and fiends
He claimed he was cheated
when he was soundly defeated
by a man with democracy in his genes
There once was a man from Queens
Who hung out with liars and fiends
He claimed he was cheated
when he was soundly defeated
by a man with democracy in his genes
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Bonus trump limerick for today:
There once was a man from Queens
Who hung out with liars and fiends
He claimed he was cheated
when he was soundly defeated
by a man with democracy in his genes
There once was a man from Queens
Who hung out with liars and fiends
He claimed he was cheated
when he was soundly defeated
by a man with democracy in his genes
Today’s trump haiku:
Brown shirts don’t make it
Bovino tries to fake it
Violent shitheads
Brown shirts don’t make it
Bovino tries to fake it
Violent shitheads
January 30, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Today’s trump haiku:
Brown shirts don’t make it
Bovino tries to fake it
Violent shitheads
Brown shirts don’t make it
Bovino tries to fake it
Violent shitheads
Apparently, Amazon spent about $75 million to fund and promote the documentary ‘Melanoma’, er ‘Melania.’ They are also in the process of laying off about 16000 employees and closing all Amazon Fresh stores. I imagine the regime is pleased because ‘workers’ and ‘groceries’ are old-fashioned terms.
January 29, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Apparently, Amazon spent about $75 million to fund and promote the documentary ‘Melanoma’, er ‘Melania.’ They are also in the process of laying off about 16000 employees and closing all Amazon Fresh stores. I imagine the regime is pleased because ‘workers’ and ‘groceries’ are old-fashioned terms.
Today’s trump haiku:
Our sense of justice
Goes to die under Bondi
A minion of trump
Our sense of justice
Goes to die under Bondi
A minion of trump
January 29, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Today’s trump haiku:
Our sense of justice
Goes to die under Bondi
A minion of trump
Our sense of justice
Goes to die under Bondi
A minion of trump