Don Drano
@drano011.bsky.social
Artist..with a knack for being a genius about stuff that I’m a genius about.
Turbo Teen put on extra cologne, trying to show off for our new employee. As the honeymoon phase wears off, we’ll all get used to the Pennzoil smell as he’s ripping and running down the hallway..Lol.
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April 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Turbo Teen put on extra cologne, trying to show off for our new employee. As the honeymoon phase wears off, we’ll all get used to the Pennzoil smell as he’s ripping and running down the hallway..Lol.
Turbo teen is throwing a fit today, pouting and shit. In his office looking like this…go get a juice box and take a nap, girl. We got this.
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February 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Turbo teen is throwing a fit today, pouting and shit. In his office looking like this…go get a juice box and take a nap, girl. We got this.
Turbo Teen told me that he was going to leave early from work, 2 hours ago. He’s still here. Get the gun!
February 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Turbo Teen told me that he was going to leave early from work, 2 hours ago. He’s still here. Get the gun!
Working on my reanimation jutsu. John Wilkes Booth is out there somewhere!
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January 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Working on my reanimation jutsu. John Wilkes Booth is out there somewhere!
Turbo teen is back in full effect!!! He cracked open 2 Monster drinks and has his earbuds on listening to his favorite rapper, Eminem and his phone titled sideways to watch his favorite show, Friends!! Here’s live footage.
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January 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Turbo teen is back in full effect!!! He cracked open 2 Monster drinks and has his earbuds on listening to his favorite rapper, Eminem and his phone titled sideways to watch his favorite show, Friends!! Here’s live footage.
Turbo teen stayed home today after testing positive for a blown head gasket and oil
Leakage. He was rushed to Midas last night and we should have an update soon. Here’s live video of him now trying to get ice cream.
Leakage. He was rushed to Midas last night and we should have an update soon. Here’s live video of him now trying to get ice cream.
a cartoon of a red car being destroyed by a blue truck with paint coming out of it .
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January 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Turbo teen stayed home today after testing positive for a blown head gasket and oil
Leakage. He was rushed to Midas last night and we should have an update soon. Here’s live video of him now trying to get ice cream.
Leakage. He was rushed to Midas last night and we should have an update soon. Here’s live video of him now trying to get ice cream.
This is who my supervisor thinks he is….
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January 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This is who my supervisor thinks he is….
Turbo teen is still sick. So he didn’t come to work yesterday but came in this morning, wearing a mask and telling us to keep distant. Why the fuck did you came to work? He’s in his office trying to drink his Monster like this…
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January 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Turbo teen is still sick. So he didn’t come to work yesterday but came in this morning, wearing a mask and telling us to keep distant. Why the fuck did you came to work? He’s in his office trying to drink his Monster like this…
Turbo teen is in his office, sick as shit…and he just cracked his 3rd Monster drink of the morning so far…he is drinking it like he’s trying to regulate his body temp…
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January 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Turbo teen is in his office, sick as shit…and he just cracked his 3rd Monster drink of the morning so far…he is drinking it like he’s trying to regulate his body temp…
My supervisor just tried to enter my office…and he’s sick. I told him to leave and call me if he needs me. He thought I was joking but I wasn’t laughing.
January 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My supervisor just tried to enter my office…and he’s sick. I told him to leave and call me if he needs me. He thought I was joking but I wasn’t laughing.
Dr. King had a dream of us not working today. Corporate didn’t get the memo!
January 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Dr. King had a dream of us not working today. Corporate didn’t get the memo!
No, I’m not having lunch….come on in and bother me. I’m going to put that Ring camera on my door, pronto!!!
January 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
No, I’m not having lunch….come on in and bother me. I’m going to put that Ring camera on my door, pronto!!!
If you ever put a blender in a room with a talkative toddler, you would have my supervisor talking to one of our CSR’s. Picture that!
January 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If you ever put a blender in a room with a talkative toddler, you would have my supervisor talking to one of our CSR’s. Picture that!
I’m going to put a ring camera AND a lock on my office door. My supervisor knocks and then barges his way in like he’s Iola from “Mama’s Family”
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January 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I’m going to put a ring camera AND a lock on my office door. My supervisor knocks and then barges his way in like he’s Iola from “Mama’s Family”
I figured it out…my supervisor drinks so many Monster drinks because he’s trying to transform into a Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat.
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January 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I figured it out…my supervisor drinks so many Monster drinks because he’s trying to transform into a Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat.
I opened my door to go to work and this nga was outside like….
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January 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I opened my door to go to work and this nga was outside like….
Here’s a question. Has an adult ever hit you with children’s lingo and it left you flabbergasted a bit? I was just hit with an “aww shucks!” that almost took my damn head off!
January 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Here’s a question. Has an adult ever hit you with children’s lingo and it left you flabbergasted a bit? I was just hit with an “aww shucks!” that almost took my damn head off!
My co worker just told me that she has a tummy ache from eating too much candy. Which isn’t a surprise because she’s a human cartoon. She told me she has a real lunch today of meatballs and rice. I’m sure that meat ball looks like this…
an orange cartoon character is flying in front of a brick wall with the words meatwad written on it
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January 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My co worker just told me that she has a tummy ache from eating too much candy. Which isn’t a surprise because she’s a human cartoon. She told me she has a real lunch today of meatballs and rice. I’m sure that meat ball looks like this…
My homie, Darrick said this to me yesterday.
“Donnell, the key to great sleep is ambiance. First, boil some hot dogs…take the hot dog water and put it in your air humidifier and then you can go to bed.” So, now I can’t decide between Nathan’s and Big 8’s. lol.
“Donnell, the key to great sleep is ambiance. First, boil some hot dogs…take the hot dog water and put it in your air humidifier and then you can go to bed.” So, now I can’t decide between Nathan’s and Big 8’s. lol.
January 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My homie, Darrick said this to me yesterday.
“Donnell, the key to great sleep is ambiance. First, boil some hot dogs…take the hot dog water and put it in your air humidifier and then you can go to bed.” So, now I can’t decide between Nathan’s and Big 8’s. lol.
“Donnell, the key to great sleep is ambiance. First, boil some hot dogs…take the hot dog water and put it in your air humidifier and then you can go to bed.” So, now I can’t decide between Nathan’s and Big 8’s. lol.
One of the CSR’s up front farted and tried to cover it up with a cough. Then had the nerve to look at me and say, “Damn, COPD!” No lady, you farted! Lol
January 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
One of the CSR’s up front farted and tried to cover it up with a cough. Then had the nerve to look at me and say, “Damn, COPD!” No lady, you farted! Lol
It’s 10AM and this is the 3rd Monster Drink my supervisor has cracked open. I’m advising my co workers to be vigilant today…he’s gonna be on one!!! He’s gonna be moving like…
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January 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It’s 10AM and this is the 3rd Monster Drink my supervisor has cracked open. I’m advising my co workers to be vigilant today…he’s gonna be on one!!! He’s gonna be moving like…
My supervisor, 10 mins after his last Monster Drink.
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December 27, 2024 at 2:32 PM
My supervisor, 10 mins after his last Monster Drink.
I can’t wait until I can walk into my job and give them the notice…this is crazy work.
December 26, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I can’t wait until I can walk into my job and give them the notice…this is crazy work.
My supervisor must have brand sponsorship with Monster Energy Drinks because he gets crates sent here almost weekly. Our office has more energy drinks than boxes of paper for the copier. Lol
December 20, 2024 at 6:46 PM
My supervisor must have brand sponsorship with Monster Energy Drinks because he gets crates sent here almost weekly. Our office has more energy drinks than boxes of paper for the copier. Lol
My supervisor has opened his second monster drink this morning since being here. I’m sure his heart is like….
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words `` it 's fine ''
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December 19, 2024 at 2:41 PM
My supervisor has opened his second monster drink this morning since being here. I’m sure his heart is like….