DragonRift 🎮🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦
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I bitch a lot on here. 😜
I bitch a lot on here. 😜
Whelp, I can no longer play Expedition 33 in the living room because my wife and sister-in-law have yet to play it, and I just hit Act 2 a bit ago.
They were watching me fight, and they were like, "Oh! Gustave's going a little grey up there!"
Me, trying my hardest to not spoil shit:
They were watching me fight, and they were like, "Oh! Gustave's going a little grey up there!"
Me, trying my hardest to not spoil shit:
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a refrigerator and saying uh , yeah .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a refrigerator and saying uh , yeah .
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January 7, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Whelp, I can no longer play Expedition 33 in the living room because my wife and sister-in-law have yet to play it, and I just hit Act 2 a bit ago.
They were watching me fight, and they were like, "Oh! Gustave's going a little grey up there!"
Me, trying my hardest to not spoil shit:
They were watching me fight, and they were like, "Oh! Gustave's going a little grey up there!"
Me, trying my hardest to not spoil shit:
One funny thing about living in the same area as folks you've exiled from your life:
You're on high alert. Like all the time. My eyes scout around for potential unwanted eye-contact/interaction from said folks in public spaces, everywhere I go.
You are gone to me. You do not get to see me.
You're on high alert. Like all the time. My eyes scout around for potential unwanted eye-contact/interaction from said folks in public spaces, everywhere I go.
You are gone to me. You do not get to see me.
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
One funny thing about living in the same area as folks you've exiled from your life:
You're on high alert. Like all the time. My eyes scout around for potential unwanted eye-contact/interaction from said folks in public spaces, everywhere I go.
You are gone to me. You do not get to see me.
You're on high alert. Like all the time. My eyes scout around for potential unwanted eye-contact/interaction from said folks in public spaces, everywhere I go.
You are gone to me. You do not get to see me.
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Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
I go to bed last night and woke up to not only Trump invading Venezuela, but he KIDNAPPED Maduro and his wife?!
All without congressional approval?
Hey, dickheads in Congress... Now would be a really good time to purge this fucker from office if any of you assholes have spines left.
All without congressional approval?
Hey, dickheads in Congress... Now would be a really good time to purge this fucker from office if any of you assholes have spines left.
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I go to bed last night and woke up to not only Trump invading Venezuela, but he KIDNAPPED Maduro and his wife?!
All without congressional approval?
Hey, dickheads in Congress... Now would be a really good time to purge this fucker from office if any of you assholes have spines left.
All without congressional approval?
Hey, dickheads in Congress... Now would be a really good time to purge this fucker from office if any of you assholes have spines left.
Ending the year like Winthorpe, and kicking 2026 off with our annual Trading Places and Mario Party ritual!
Happy New Year, everyone! Remember to be good to yourselves. You matter! 💙
Happy New Year, everyone! Remember to be good to yourselves. You matter! 💙
January 1, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Ending the year like Winthorpe, and kicking 2026 off with our annual Trading Places and Mario Party ritual!
Happy New Year, everyone! Remember to be good to yourselves. You matter! 💙
Happy New Year, everyone! Remember to be good to yourselves. You matter! 💙
Oh wonderful. People are setting off fireworks in the neighborhood... again.
Darryl The Office Darryl Philbin GIF
ALT: Darryl The Office Darryl Philbin GIF
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January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Oh wonderful. People are setting off fireworks in the neighborhood... again.
This is probably one of the best flavors available. It's almost neck-and-neck with Code Red and Voltage for me. 🤪
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
This is probably one of the best flavors available. It's almost neck-and-neck with Code Red and Voltage for me. 🤪
It has now been exactly ten years to the minute since I had my mother taken to the hospital one final time.
One decade since she was last at home.
But at the same time, I'm so grateful that she passed when she did. She would have collectively lost her shit at Cheetoface McFuckrag being the POTUS.
One decade since she was last at home.
But at the same time, I'm so grateful that she passed when she did. She would have collectively lost her shit at Cheetoface McFuckrag being the POTUS.
December 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It has now been exactly ten years to the minute since I had my mother taken to the hospital one final time.
One decade since she was last at home.
But at the same time, I'm so grateful that she passed when she did. She would have collectively lost her shit at Cheetoface McFuckrag being the POTUS.
One decade since she was last at home.
But at the same time, I'm so grateful that she passed when she did. She would have collectively lost her shit at Cheetoface McFuckrag being the POTUS.
2025 has been a really wild year.
I mean, I can say some great stuff happened for me during little snippets, but I think we can all unanimously agree that 2025 has been utter dogshit.
I don't think my mental health has gone through this much trauma since my mom died almost exactly a decade ago.
I mean, I can say some great stuff happened for me during little snippets, but I think we can all unanimously agree that 2025 has been utter dogshit.
I don't think my mental health has gone through this much trauma since my mom died almost exactly a decade ago.
December 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
2025 has been a really wild year.
I mean, I can say some great stuff happened for me during little snippets, but I think we can all unanimously agree that 2025 has been utter dogshit.
I don't think my mental health has gone through this much trauma since my mom died almost exactly a decade ago.
I mean, I can say some great stuff happened for me during little snippets, but I think we can all unanimously agree that 2025 has been utter dogshit.
I don't think my mental health has gone through this much trauma since my mom died almost exactly a decade ago.
Call me weird, but I wouldn't mind seeing these two get the remaster treatment for the PS4/5.
I... kinda liked them.
I... kinda liked them.
December 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Call me weird, but I wouldn't mind seeing these two get the remaster treatment for the PS4/5.
I... kinda liked them.
I... kinda liked them.
Cats are fun.
December 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Cats are fun.
Sometimes that morning Silent Hill fog just hits the spot.
December 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Sometimes that morning Silent Hill fog just hits the spot.
Hey, just a friendly reminder: You're allowed to like games that are just "okay."
Not every single thing you pick has to be a "GOTY contender." You're also allowed to like games that are universally panned by critics and word-of-mouth.
Your enjoyment surpasses the opinions of others.
Not every single thing you pick has to be a "GOTY contender." You're also allowed to like games that are universally panned by critics and word-of-mouth.
Your enjoyment surpasses the opinions of others.
December 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hey, just a friendly reminder: You're allowed to like games that are just "okay."
Not every single thing you pick has to be a "GOTY contender." You're also allowed to like games that are universally panned by critics and word-of-mouth.
Your enjoyment surpasses the opinions of others.
Not every single thing you pick has to be a "GOTY contender." You're also allowed to like games that are universally panned by critics and word-of-mouth.
Your enjoyment surpasses the opinions of others.
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33's entire soundtrack is gonna be on loop for the next month or so. 😐
God fucking dammit, this is some of the best video game music I've heard in years.
I know, I'm WAY late, but I'm so glad I'm on it now.
God fucking dammit, this is some of the best video game music I've heard in years.
I know, I'm WAY late, but I'm so glad I'm on it now.
December 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33's entire soundtrack is gonna be on loop for the next month or so. 😐
God fucking dammit, this is some of the best video game music I've heard in years.
I know, I'm WAY late, but I'm so glad I'm on it now.
God fucking dammit, this is some of the best video game music I've heard in years.
I know, I'm WAY late, but I'm so glad I'm on it now.
I really hate that I had this shelved since buying it on day one, because HOLY FUCK is it good.
The combat system is so engaging, and while difficult to time all the parries at first, it's quite forgiving.
Final Fantasy, if you bring back turn-based battles in XVII, do it like this.
The combat system is so engaging, and while difficult to time all the parries at first, it's quite forgiving.
Final Fantasy, if you bring back turn-based battles in XVII, do it like this.
December 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I really hate that I had this shelved since buying it on day one, because HOLY FUCK is it good.
The combat system is so engaging, and while difficult to time all the parries at first, it's quite forgiving.
Final Fantasy, if you bring back turn-based battles in XVII, do it like this.
The combat system is so engaging, and while difficult to time all the parries at first, it's quite forgiving.
Final Fantasy, if you bring back turn-based battles in XVII, do it like this.
I never imagined how much I would end up hating organized religion as an adult when I was being raised in an ultra-conservative Catholic family.
I blame it for my extreme lack of motivation on a lot of projects as I got older.
No, really. When I was a little kid, all I wanted to do was create.
I blame it for my extreme lack of motivation on a lot of projects as I got older.
No, really. When I was a little kid, all I wanted to do was create.
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I never imagined how much I would end up hating organized religion as an adult when I was being raised in an ultra-conservative Catholic family.
I blame it for my extreme lack of motivation on a lot of projects as I got older.
No, really. When I was a little kid, all I wanted to do was create.
I blame it for my extreme lack of motivation on a lot of projects as I got older.
No, really. When I was a little kid, all I wanted to do was create.
What in the fucking Suzanne Collins fan fiction is this shit? 😂
Donald Trump just announced the creation of the “Patriot Games,” an “unprecedented four-day athletic event” with “one young man and one young woman from each state and territory.”
December 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
What in the fucking Suzanne Collins fan fiction is this shit? 😂
Person in front of me at the drive-thru today.
I wonder what their favorite animal is? 🤨🤔🧐
I wonder what their favorite animal is? 🤨🤔🧐
December 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Person in front of me at the drive-thru today.
I wonder what their favorite animal is? 🤨🤔🧐
I wonder what their favorite animal is? 🤨🤔🧐
If only this overgrown, infected orange skin tag at the White House knew just how heavily his inevitable death is going to be mocked and celebrated by people across the globe...
Using TDS to describe Rob Reiner's murder falls far below all levels of "what in the actual fuck is wrong with you?!"
Using TDS to describe Rob Reiner's murder falls far below all levels of "what in the actual fuck is wrong with you?!"
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If only this overgrown, infected orange skin tag at the White House knew just how heavily his inevitable death is going to be mocked and celebrated by people across the globe...
Using TDS to describe Rob Reiner's murder falls far below all levels of "what in the actual fuck is wrong with you?!"
Using TDS to describe Rob Reiner's murder falls far below all levels of "what in the actual fuck is wrong with you?!"
Jesus, ever since I moved back in June, my gaming momentum literally hit a brick wall.
I know most of it stems from all the work we've had to do, and we're still working on boxes and furniture setups. It's been slow since we've had to budget and plan.
But fuck... I still need to play E33 and DS2.
I know most of it stems from all the work we've had to do, and we're still working on boxes and furniture setups. It's been slow since we've had to budget and plan.
But fuck... I still need to play E33 and DS2.
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Jesus, ever since I moved back in June, my gaming momentum literally hit a brick wall.
I know most of it stems from all the work we've had to do, and we're still working on boxes and furniture setups. It's been slow since we've had to budget and plan.
But fuck... I still need to play E33 and DS2.
I know most of it stems from all the work we've had to do, and we're still working on boxes and furniture setups. It's been slow since we've had to budget and plan.
But fuck... I still need to play E33 and DS2.
Typing this up during the intermission...
Aside from Tarantino being an absolute dickbag, we had to see this in its full glory on the big screen. So far, it is so worth it.
Still pisses me off it took him over 20 years to release this here.
Aside from Tarantino being an absolute dickbag, we had to see this in its full glory on the big screen. So far, it is so worth it.
Still pisses me off it took him over 20 years to release this here.
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Typing this up during the intermission...
Aside from Tarantino being an absolute dickbag, we had to see this in its full glory on the big screen. So far, it is so worth it.
Still pisses me off it took him over 20 years to release this here.
Aside from Tarantino being an absolute dickbag, we had to see this in its full glory on the big screen. So far, it is so worth it.
Still pisses me off it took him over 20 years to release this here.
This past week, I've noticed that I've been a little on edge, with weird emotional shifts and disrupted sleep.
It just dawned on me that it has now been ten years.
December 21, 2015, my apartment was broken into while I was at work (everything was recovered).
Thirteen days later, my mom died.
It just dawned on me that it has now been ten years.
December 21, 2015, my apartment was broken into while I was at work (everything was recovered).
Thirteen days later, my mom died.
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This past week, I've noticed that I've been a little on edge, with weird emotional shifts and disrupted sleep.
It just dawned on me that it has now been ten years.
December 21, 2015, my apartment was broken into while I was at work (everything was recovered).
Thirteen days later, my mom died.
It just dawned on me that it has now been ten years.
December 21, 2015, my apartment was broken into while I was at work (everything was recovered).
Thirteen days later, my mom died.
Nothing tickles me more than poking Snyderbros with a cattle prod.
My cousin was all like "YEAH, BABY! THE SNYDERVERSE IS GONNA COME BACK!!" after that stupid WB/Netflix acquisition.
I simply tagged this as a reply to his post, and the dude practically had a nuclear meltdown. 😂
My cousin was all like "YEAH, BABY! THE SNYDERVERSE IS GONNA COME BACK!!" after that stupid WB/Netflix acquisition.
I simply tagged this as a reply to his post, and the dude practically had a nuclear meltdown. 😂
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Nothing tickles me more than poking Snyderbros with a cattle prod.
My cousin was all like "YEAH, BABY! THE SNYDERVERSE IS GONNA COME BACK!!" after that stupid WB/Netflix acquisition.
I simply tagged this as a reply to his post, and the dude practically had a nuclear meltdown. 😂
My cousin was all like "YEAH, BABY! THE SNYDERVERSE IS GONNA COME BACK!!" after that stupid WB/Netflix acquisition.
I simply tagged this as a reply to his post, and the dude practically had a nuclear meltdown. 😂
Fortnite shouldn't have done this to me.
I really get why people claw back to it now. For me, there's this itch I used to scratch back in my early 20s when Quake II and Counterstrike were at their peak.
The Battle Royale ZB matches are the closest I've ever gotten to matching that satisfaction.
I really get why people claw back to it now. For me, there's this itch I used to scratch back in my early 20s when Quake II and Counterstrike were at their peak.
The Battle Royale ZB matches are the closest I've ever gotten to matching that satisfaction.
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Fortnite shouldn't have done this to me.
I really get why people claw back to it now. For me, there's this itch I used to scratch back in my early 20s when Quake II and Counterstrike were at their peak.
The Battle Royale ZB matches are the closest I've ever gotten to matching that satisfaction.
I really get why people claw back to it now. For me, there's this itch I used to scratch back in my early 20s when Quake II and Counterstrike were at their peak.
The Battle Royale ZB matches are the closest I've ever gotten to matching that satisfaction.
Silly take, but I really dislike the new logo. Mostly color-wise. The teal really throws it off, and WHERE'S MY GIGANTIC MONSTER?! 🤬
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Silly take, but I really dislike the new logo. Mostly color-wise. The teal really throws it off, and WHERE'S MY GIGANTIC MONSTER?! 🤬