Dragon Diaries
@dragondiaries.bsky.social
Dragon was born in a fever haze and has grown into an illustrated collaboration. A very hungry collaboration.
Text by @kellydmcc.bsky.social. Art by @crowquill.bsky.social.
You can follow our progress at https://www.patreon.com/DragonsDiaries
Text by @kellydmcc.bsky.social. Art by @crowquill.bsky.social.
You can follow our progress at https://www.patreon.com/DragonsDiaries
Mythmas is coming.
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Mythmas is coming.
Met a venture capitalist. He took one look at my golden hoard and demanded reciprocal professional courtesy. I ated him, but, you know, courteously. Tasted like chicken, honestly—seriously overprocessed chicken.
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Met a venture capitalist. He took one look at my golden hoard and demanded reciprocal professional courtesy. I ated him, but, you know, courteously. Tasted like chicken, honestly—seriously overprocessed chicken.
Wings, man…talk about your sleep position limiting factors. Sigh. This post brought to you by my left wing still being asleep an hour after the rest of me got up. Teach me to lay down on my back and get trapped under a cat…
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Wings, man…talk about your sleep position limiting factors. Sigh. This post brought to you by my left wing still being asleep an hour after the rest of me got up. Teach me to lay down on my back and get trapped under a cat…
Met a mouse who ran up my clock. Ated him, tasted of hickory and fireswamp. And, yes he was of unusual size.
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Met a mouse who ran up my clock. Ated him, tasted of hickory and fireswamp. And, yes he was of unusual size.
Met the Sprats today. Ated them. He was a little too lean. His wife was a little too marbled. The kid, though? Perfection.
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Met the Sprats today. Ated them. He was a little too lean. His wife was a little too marbled. The kid, though? Perfection.
So, this whole werewolf thing; isn’t the hair supposed to go away in the morning? Because, I had to light my whole head on fire to get rid of it. At least dragons are fireproof.
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
So, this whole werewolf thing; isn’t the hair supposed to go away in the morning? Because, I had to light my whole head on fire to get rid of it. At least dragons are fireproof.
DragonDiaries: I keep coming back to the idea of “werewolf bites: the snack™*.” I could market it as “The biscuit that bites back. Also cures hair loss!”
*Known by the state of Califantasia to cause lycanthropy.
*Known by the state of Califantasia to cause lycanthropy.
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
DragonDiaries: I keep coming back to the idea of “werewolf bites: the snack™*.” I could market it as “The biscuit that bites back. Also cures hair loss!”
*Known by the state of Califantasia to cause lycanthropy.
*Known by the state of Califantasia to cause lycanthropy.
Stupid werewolf bites. They should be a small breaded snack sold in large boxes at the dragon market. Not things that transform you. Whole head went fuzzy this time. Sigh.
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Stupid werewolf bites. They should be a small breaded snack sold in large boxes at the dragon market. Not things that transform you. Whole head went fuzzy this time. Sigh.
Aunt Kayath sent me a box labeled “Not to be opened until Mythmas.” Normally, I'd be fine with this, but the box just giggled. Now I am suspish.
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Aunt Kayath sent me a box labeled “Not to be opened until Mythmas.” Normally, I'd be fine with this, but the box just giggled. Now I am suspish.
Aunt Kayath sent me a box labeled “Not to be opened until Mythmas.” Normally, I’d be fine with this, but the box just giggled. Now I am suspish.
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Aunt Kayath sent me a box labeled “Not to be opened until Mythmas.” Normally, I’d be fine with this, but the box just giggled. Now I am suspish.
A unicorn walks into a bar…THUNK! Hey can someone help me get my horn unstuck? Anyone?
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A unicorn walks into a bar…THUNK! Hey can someone help me get my horn unstuck? Anyone?
Tis the season. I filled up on stuffed dwarves this morning—they just ated a whole flock of turkeys, delicious! Now, if I could get the turkeys to eat some goblins first next time, I could have self-stuffed dwarfturklin, which is AMAZING!
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Tis the season. I filled up on stuffed dwarves this morning—they just ated a whole flock of turkeys, delicious! Now, if I could get the turkeys to eat some goblins first next time, I could have self-stuffed dwarfturklin, which is AMAZING!
A little worried about this next full moon after that werewolf bite. First the hairy tongue, then the wagging and barking. What’s next, fleas?
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A little worried about this next full moon after that werewolf bite. First the hairy tongue, then the wagging and barking. What’s next, fleas?
Deep fried the Milkbone truck. Not bad, actually. Got an axle caught in my teeth, but a little work with a pick freed it right up. Speaking of which, I’m running low. Better find another dwarf mine and stock up.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Deep fried the Milkbone truck. Not bad, actually. Got an axle caught in my teeth, but a little work with a pick freed it right up. Speaking of which, I’m running low. Better find another dwarf mine and stock up.
I think Cat may be dicking with me about the whole werewolf thing. Someone just backed a Milkbone truck up to the cave door and did a ding-dong-ditch.
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I think Cat may be dicking with me about the whole werewolf thing. Someone just backed a Milkbone truck up to the cave door and did a ding-dong-ditch.
Trolls. Sooooo many trolls. They’re basically the zucchini of draconic cuisine. If you leave your door open you’re all too likely to find your foyer packed full of neatly packed troll bales made up by “kindly” neighbors. Sigh.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Trolls. Sooooo many trolls. They’re basically the zucchini of draconic cuisine. If you leave your door open you’re all too likely to find your foyer packed full of neatly packed troll bales made up by “kindly” neighbors. Sigh.
Been thinking about that bandersnatch, and I’m starting to wonder if it wasn’t really just a figment in disguise. Clever things figments.
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Been thinking about that bandersnatch, and I’m starting to wonder if it wasn’t really just a figment in disguise. Clever things figments.
Weirdest door knock in ages. A bandersnatch collecting funds to end the plague of frumious syndrome. I donated, of course, poor weird little guy.
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Weirdest door knock in ages. A bandersnatch collecting funds to end the plague of frumious syndrome. I donated, of course, poor weird little guy.
What if it’s really _were wolf_ as in _was wolf_ instead of werewolf? And a one and done? That’s totally a thing, right? Asking for a friend who spent the night in the doghouse because they made Cat go fluffy.
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
What if it’s really _were wolf_ as in _was wolf_ instead of werewolf? And a one and done? That’s totally a thing, right? Asking for a friend who spent the night in the doghouse because they made Cat go fluffy.
Wag. Wag wag wag. Awooooo! Waggie wag waggggg! No, dammit that was supposed to be in dragon not werewolf! Sigh. Oh well, the joke’s ruined now, butchered in translation. Why even bother? Maybe tomorrow.
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Wag. Wag wag wag. Awooooo! Waggie wag waggggg! No, dammit that was supposed to be in dragon not werewolf! Sigh. Oh well, the joke’s ruined now, butchered in translation. Why even bother? Maybe tomorrow.
More fallout from the werewolf bite. I licked a person, and I liked it. Ewww!
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
More fallout from the werewolf bite. I licked a person, and I liked it. Ewww!
Dragon Aphorisms:
Tough times don't last, tough people do. Basically, they're like meat bubblegum, which is AWESOME!
Tough times don't last, tough people do. Basically, they're like meat bubblegum, which is AWESOME!
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Dragon Aphorisms:
Tough times don't last, tough people do. Basically, they're like meat bubblegum, which is AWESOME!
Tough times don't last, tough people do. Basically, they're like meat bubblegum, which is AWESOME!
Tried dragon yoga again. This time a brought a hot tub full of yogurt. Said it was for therapeutic decontextualization. Worked great! Self-dipping yogurt pretzels for the win!
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Tried dragon yoga again. This time a brought a hot tub full of yogurt. Said it was for therapeutic decontextualization. Worked great! Self-dipping yogurt pretzels for the win!
Just had a horrible thought. What if being bitten by a werewolf makes me allergic to silver? Half my hoard would give me hives! That would be sooooo not sparkly!
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Just had a horrible thought. What if being bitten by a werewolf makes me allergic to silver? Half my hoard would give me hives! That would be sooooo not sparkly!
Definitely shouldn’t have ated the werewolf, caught myself wagging my tail at a passing stranger at the full moon. Bad sign that.
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Definitely shouldn’t have ated the werewolf, caught myself wagging my tail at a passing stranger at the full moon. Bad sign that.