Draden
dradendragon.bsky.social
Draden
@dradendragon.bsky.social
29 / Florida / he/him

Just a nerdy noodle. Occasionally NSFW & 18+

Pup, please give ball 🥎
This noodle slurps back🍜
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December 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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The smile you do before you stab yourself
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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‘sup?
December 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Ai being pushed on us so ferociously is a reminder that companies will always sell us shit they know is bad for us with a smile. Here are some vintage ads for plastic, Cigarettes (endorsed by a Dr), and Candy as a source of healthy energy. Oh! Can't forget the magic of asbestos!
December 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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You didn’t come here just to listen to the music 👀
🐶 @mantled.gay
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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cold
February 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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"Is it ready?"
"I don't think..."
"Did I hear it's ready??"
"... let me check..."

Mustelids are not the most patient creatures on earth.

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I feel like using traditional media again lately. I guess I needed a change.
November 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Samus
December 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I remember somebody mentioned that Wings’ ‘Wonderful Christmastime’ is actually about somebody accidentally walking in while you’re in the midst of conducting a black mass.
#wings #wonderfulchristmastime🎄 #stevemaythe1st #cartoon #christmas
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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This is about shopping at Daiso and having to fly home
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Thank you, John Cena
December 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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WOW! We at Twisted Tails Escape have had one HECK of a year and we owe it all to you folks!

We're going to be posting our official 2025 recap a little later this month, but for the time being just know that we are incredibly grateful to do what we get to do for a living.
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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stolas is a cutie 💖

#helluvaboss #stolas
December 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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My son
December 15, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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turbodraw secret santa of Grey for @jolco.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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👑QUEEN👑
Can't argue with him, he's speaking facts , don't you think?😆

(based on the meme that was going around a few weeks ago)
#helluvaboss #Stolitz
December 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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CONTROL Resonant releases in 2026! Take on the role of Dylan Faden, as he fights to save humanity from a mysterious reality-bending cosmic threat.

Get the high-resolution version of this CONTROL Resonant wallpaper here: https://controlgame.com/?media=wallpapers

#CONTROLResonant
December 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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manifesting:
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯

🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯

🕯 for all involved 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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worm for you
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM