Darryl Purvis
@dpurcomic.bsky.social
I’m a comedian, I’m also a person, I think that covers most of it.
Being a Leafs fan is terrible.
May 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Being a Leafs fan is terrible.
Wait, Pope John Paul II died??
May 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Wait, Pope John Paul II died??
You think you’re having a bad day? Imagine being the Conservative MP who won their seat last night only to be told today that they have to resign so that PP can run for it in a bi-election.
April 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
You think you’re having a bad day? Imagine being the Conservative MP who won their seat last night only to be told today that they have to resign so that PP can run for it in a bi-election.
It’s pretty insane how many game winning goals Matthew Knies has been in the ice for since he’s joined the Leafs. Keep him on the ice for 60 minutes!
April 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It’s pretty insane how many game winning goals Matthew Knies has been in the ice for since he’s joined the Leafs. Keep him on the ice for 60 minutes!
Remember to keep your head down and your elbows up!
At the time he finished his first round, Canadian Corey Conners was tied at the top of the leaderboard at -4 at #TheMasters 🔥⛳️🇨🇦
April 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Remember to keep your head down and your elbows up!
I was in a store today and overheard this, I think it says a lot about everybody’s state of mind these days:
Employee #1: “Happy Friday”
Employee #2: “hahaha it’s only Thursday”
Employee #3: “it’s Wednesday!”
Employee #2: “oh my god”
Employee #1: “Happy Friday”
Employee #2: “hahaha it’s only Thursday”
Employee #3: “it’s Wednesday!”
Employee #2: “oh my god”
March 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I was in a store today and overheard this, I think it says a lot about everybody’s state of mind these days:
Employee #1: “Happy Friday”
Employee #2: “hahaha it’s only Thursday”
Employee #3: “it’s Wednesday!”
Employee #2: “oh my god”
Employee #1: “Happy Friday”
Employee #2: “hahaha it’s only Thursday”
Employee #3: “it’s Wednesday!”
Employee #2: “oh my god”
America: Let’s make Canada the 51st state!
Canada: We’re not buying Heinz ketchup…for the time being!
Canada: We’re not buying Heinz ketchup…for the time being!
January 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
America: Let’s make Canada the 51st state!
Canada: We’re not buying Heinz ketchup…for the time being!
Canada: We’re not buying Heinz ketchup…for the time being!
Toronto people, is 311 the number that I call to report a giant sinkhole in my chip dip?
December 19, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Toronto people, is 311 the number that I call to report a giant sinkhole in my chip dip?
I’m 52 years old and I’ve never owned a hairbrush or a comb. Follow me for other money saving tips!
December 16, 2024 at 9:56 PM
I’m 52 years old and I’ve never owned a hairbrush or a comb. Follow me for other money saving tips!
There’s a chance I’ll never post on this…ahh shit, I messed that up
December 8, 2024 at 4:22 AM
There’s a chance I’ll never post on this…ahh shit, I messed that up