The worst part of having a fearful-avoidant attachment disorder is the fact that I’m both grateful and upset I wasn’t added to the group chat. Are my opinions on bombing innocent brown people not valid enough for the cool kids’ signal chat?

You know what depresses millennials? Hearing people say “this is why we have to vote” right now. As if the choice in vote between a shit sandwich and a giant turd is any vote at all.

I say “I feel that” a lot for someone who hasn’t felt anything for years.

When you stumble across this product and realize you could have been saving on all the alcohol you've been buying for years.
#voidfill #depressedmillennial #wishiknewthisexistedyearsago #drinkingtofillthevoid

Who says #newspapers are irrelevant nowadays? I've never identified with a quote more. #generationwishfordeath #memegeneration #depressedmillennial #soaccurateithurts

The margins for #millennials voting for drumpf swung drastically compared to 2020 because we’re so sick of democrats courting fascists and still demanding our votes. To be clear - trump is a disgusting POS. But Harris lost not because of misogynoir, but because democrats don’t have a platform.

So what’s the over/under on whether we’re gonna get #classconsciousness for Hanukkah this year? Or will stereotypical leftist in-fighting ruin this opportunity too?

You know what really depresses #millennials? Numerous different social media platforms we have to keep joining because our old ones have become fascist breeding grounds. #fuckthezucc