They call me D
@dpotp.bsky.social
I don't know what I'm doing here
Stats after 1 month of NBA
wagers placed: 1324
ROI: 11.2%
winnings: that's between me, Jesus, and the IRS
days off taken: 2
minutes spent watching games: 0
minutes spent wondering what I'm doing with my life: many but I gots bills to pay
wagers placed: 1324
ROI: 11.2%
winnings: that's between me, Jesus, and the IRS
days off taken: 2
minutes spent watching games: 0
minutes spent wondering what I'm doing with my life: many but I gots bills to pay
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Stats after 1 month of NBA
wagers placed: 1324
ROI: 11.2%
winnings: that's between me, Jesus, and the IRS
days off taken: 2
minutes spent watching games: 0
minutes spent wondering what I'm doing with my life: many but I gots bills to pay
wagers placed: 1324
ROI: 11.2%
winnings: that's between me, Jesus, and the IRS
days off taken: 2
minutes spent watching games: 0
minutes spent wondering what I'm doing with my life: many but I gots bills to pay
That was some fish 🤤
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
That was some fish 🤤
Sometimes I'm feeling kind of down and then realize I've been catching up on too many podcasts and forgot to listen to music for a few days lol
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Sometimes I'm feeling kind of down and then realize I've been catching up on too many podcasts and forgot to listen to music for a few days lol
So excited to find a ticket last minute to see Paint it Black in the church basement tonight. Needed the therapeutic fury of Dr. Yemin yelling in my face.
October 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
So excited to find a ticket last minute to see Paint it Black in the church basement tonight. Needed the therapeutic fury of Dr. Yemin yelling in my face.
Fall is a confusing time of year. You walk into a grocery store and are overwhelmed by the apple section. There's so many options and new varieties to choose from! Luckily I discovered a handy tool to look up any apple with the flavor profile and all sorts of info.
applerankings.com
applerankings.com
Home - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange - Comedian Brian Frange
The industry-standard, definitive, inarguable guide to ranking and reviewing munching apples. Curated by comedian Brian Frange.
applerankings.com
October 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Fall is a confusing time of year. You walk into a grocery store and are overwhelmed by the apple section. There's so many options and new varieties to choose from! Luckily I discovered a handy tool to look up any apple with the flavor profile and all sorts of info.
applerankings.com
applerankings.com
Why would anyone like getting caught in the rain?
October 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Why would anyone like getting caught in the rain?
Lisa Nash, vocalist of short lived band Screaming Sneakers, should've become an icon.
youtu.be/mmHe1Q-DwWw?...
youtu.be/mmHe1Q-DwWw?...
Screaming Sneakers - Violent Days
YouTube video by AtomicRadio77
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Lisa Nash, vocalist of short lived band Screaming Sneakers, should've become an icon.
youtu.be/mmHe1Q-DwWw?...
youtu.be/mmHe1Q-DwWw?...
It's insane that there's gestapo snatching people off the streets, which is only the beginning, and most people are just like eh what can you do 🤷
October 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It's insane that there's gestapo snatching people off the streets, which is only the beginning, and most people are just like eh what can you do 🤷
On the flip side, I am so over wearing pants.
Perfect drinking morning coffee, covered in cats weather 🥰
October 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
On the flip side, I am so over wearing pants.
Perfect drinking morning coffee, covered in cats weather 🥰
October 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Perfect drinking morning coffee, covered in cats weather 🥰
Customer service from a sportsbook sent me free tickets to the Phillies game tonight. This must be the male equivalent of pretty girl privilege.
October 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Customer service from a sportsbook sent me free tickets to the Phillies game tonight. This must be the male equivalent of pretty girl privilege.
Can't believe I'm just finding out about this video. I believe Trevor's death may not have been an accident and he was taken out for speaking such truths.
youtu.be/0-Lvv1f5Qu4?...
youtu.be/0-Lvv1f5Qu4?...
October 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Can't believe I'm just finding out about this video. I believe Trevor's death may not have been an accident and he was taken out for speaking such truths.
youtu.be/0-Lvv1f5Qu4?...
youtu.be/0-Lvv1f5Qu4?...
I may not be the perfect guy, but I'm happy to rub a women's feet for an hour and listen while they talk about their problems or how Rachel is a total bitch or whatever.
September 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I may not be the perfect guy, but I'm happy to rub a women's feet for an hour and listen while they talk about their problems or how Rachel is a total bitch or whatever.
What a way to begin the day. Years of using the same starter word finally pays off.
Wordle 1,553 1/6
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Wordle 1,553 1/6
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September 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
What a way to begin the day. Years of using the same starter word finally pays off.
Wordle 1,553 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,553 1/6
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Stolen from my only friend on Facebook that's keeping it real
September 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Stolen from my only friend on Facebook that's keeping it real
Bad: working so much I have to start passing on pickleball and other social outings
Good: eating at the noodle bar so often they started giving me extra large portions of chow fun
Good: eating at the noodle bar so often they started giving me extra large portions of chow fun
September 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Bad: working so much I have to start passing on pickleball and other social outings
Good: eating at the noodle bar so often they started giving me extra large portions of chow fun
Good: eating at the noodle bar so often they started giving me extra large portions of chow fun
Quick business trip to downtown Vegas means stopping for a fried chicken Benedict and banana latte 😋
August 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Quick business trip to downtown Vegas means stopping for a fried chicken Benedict and banana latte 😋
Been dog sitting all week. So used to dealing with cats, it's weird having animals that just do what I tell them to.
August 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Been dog sitting all week. So used to dealing with cats, it's weird having animals that just do what I tell them to.
Just a delicate flower
August 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Just a delicate flower
I think I know what I want. Make enough money gambling in the next few years to be able to devote less time to that and find a like-minded cat enthusiast life partner to open a cat cafe or sanctuary with.
August 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I think I know what I want. Make enough money gambling in the next few years to be able to devote less time to that and find a like-minded cat enthusiast life partner to open a cat cafe or sanctuary with.
Asbury Park? More like asbury no place to park!
August 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Asbury Park? More like asbury no place to park!
I hate when people say "no pun intended" when they clearly meant to make a pun. I like puns. Don't be ashamed, own it.
August 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I hate when people say "no pun intended" when they clearly meant to make a pun. I like puns. Don't be ashamed, own it.
Fulfilled my dream of helping a turtle cross the road
August 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Fulfilled my dream of helping a turtle cross the road
