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D. Po
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Chest hair and legs apparently
I’m literally waiting in the wings for a stranger to ask me to explain the plot of Emily In Paris.
January 17, 2026 at 8:17 AM
I fucking love Emily in Paris. What do you mean Mindy is going to be in a rat themed animated version of Moulin Rouge called Moulin Rat??
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Moisturize me. Moisturize me.
January 17, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Have friends who understand your lore
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Check in on your dead head parents.
January 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Are you normal or are you one of the select few who were on that side of tiktok with the girl who was faking having a face scar in 2022
January 10, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Any LA gay guys have a personal trainer they’d recommend?
January 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Oh!
January 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
My boyfriend just asked me to dull my shine
January 8, 2026 at 6:10 AM
What it feels like to go the gym literally once in the new year.
January 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Ok last year was job stability and mental health. This year is the year I get jacked.
January 2, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Stranger Things finale was uhhhh… it’s giving… “oh shit we gotta wrap it up”
January 2, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I love lady Gaga I think she’s an interesting artist.
December 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
We are so back!!
December 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
WHAT is she doing in Rome?? Emily!!!
December 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The funniest thing about Stranger Things is you can tell they’ve just been winging it seasons to season. We’re all just so gluttonous for nostalgia that we don’t really care.
December 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
back in my day the grinch did not slay
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This mother fucker…
December 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A Christmas miracle!
December 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
what’s everyone having for dinner?
December 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My parents grocery list:

Two yogurts
One single large heirloom tomato
Twizzlers
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I love that Vecna became an omniscient super villain and still just chose to terrorize his home town. It’s really beautiful.
December 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
🥩
December 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My favorite genre of movie trailer is one where it’s just a montage of characters saying the main character’s name in different inflections.
December 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Thinking about socialite Amy never stood a chance
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM