Ill Bambino
@dougorgan.bsky.social
musician, producer / engineer, immigrant. Beatles, Albini, cheese, dogs, absurdist humor. Canadian in Los Angeles. he/him. bong vivant.
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Ill Bambino
@dougorgan.bsky.social
· Dec 5
Liberals' main two hobbies are losing elections and lecturing the left on how to win elections.
It's always "where the hell is my husband" and not "how the hell is my husband" 😔
February 15, 2026 at 5:06 AM
It's always "where the hell is my husband" and not "how the hell is my husband" 😔
HAPPY CHET BAKER DAY
February 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
HAPPY CHET BAKER DAY
HI GAY, I'M DAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 14, 2026 at 9:21 AM
HI GAY, I'M DAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fun fact: 'Slower Traffic Keep Right' doesn't apply to boomers and / or the wealthy! 😊
February 14, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Fun fact: 'Slower Traffic Keep Right' doesn't apply to boomers and / or the wealthy! 😊
don't look a grift horse in the mouth
February 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
don't look a grift horse in the mouth
Did Glen John's ever record Jimmy Hendricks?
February 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Did Glen John's ever record Jimmy Hendricks?
Dave's Unaliver Bread
February 11, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Dave's Unaliver Bread
I think an awesome & hilarious way to cover 'Hey Jude' would be to get to the 'naa na na na na na na / na na na na / Hey Jude' coda and play it just once
February 8, 2026 at 8:41 AM
I think an awesome & hilarious way to cover 'Hey Jude' would be to get to the 'naa na na na na na na / na na na na / Hey Jude' coda and play it just once
is it true you can get hairpiece from a toilet seat?
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
is it true you can get hairpiece from a toilet seat?
What's the most rock & roll artist name ever and why is it Norman Greenbaum
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
What's the most rock & roll artist name ever and why is it Norman Greenbaum
Even on fake podcasts it absolutely has to be the SM7B. 🙄
Over on X, the Everything App, serious conservative thinker Dinesh D'Souza shared a video of an AI-generated woman on a fake podcast he seemingly thought was real, telling the audience that young women should get with older men. Dude, wtf?
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Even on fake podcasts it absolutely has to be the SM7B. 🙄
This is so Brat!! 😍
Welcome to Headquarters, the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub.
February 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
This is so Brat!! 😍
A Corvette is just a small Corv
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
A Corvette is just a small Corv
not all hero's where cape's
February 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
not all hero's where cape's
I'm driving* so I can't look it up right now - who goes first at a four way stop, the driver who flashes their lights or the driver who waves?
*jk
*jk
February 3, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I'm driving* so I can't look it up right now - who goes first at a four way stop, the driver who flashes their lights or the driver who waves?
*jk
*jk
There wasn't any protein in the pasta I had for dinner so I followed it up with toast and now cake.
February 3, 2026 at 3:11 AM
There wasn't any protein in the pasta I had for dinner so I followed it up with toast and now cake.
Bolivia Newton-John
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Bolivia Newton-John
Reposted by Ill Bambino
Leftists in '25: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '26: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '27: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '28: We're not voting for Gavin
Gavin in '28: *loses the general against a JD Vance/Erika Kirk ticket*
Liberals in '28: Why would leftists do this? 😡
Leftists in '26: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '27: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '28: We're not voting for Gavin
Gavin in '28: *loses the general against a JD Vance/Erika Kirk ticket*
Liberals in '28: Why would leftists do this? 😡
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Leftists in '25: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '26: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '27: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '28: We're not voting for Gavin
Gavin in '28: *loses the general against a JD Vance/Erika Kirk ticket*
Liberals in '28: Why would leftists do this? 😡
Leftists in '26: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '27: We're not voting for Gavin
Leftists in '28: We're not voting for Gavin
Gavin in '28: *loses the general against a JD Vance/Erika Kirk ticket*
Liberals in '28: Why would leftists do this? 😡