Doug_ohio
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Remember when I went on a date and said I had to leave to make dinner? He asked what I was making, and I accidentally said a Hot Pocket.
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Remember when I went on a date and said I had to leave to make dinner? He asked what I was making, and I accidentally said a Hot Pocket.
Chicago’s ambulances sound like meowing cats.
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Chicago’s ambulances sound like meowing cats.
After one semester of online college, I feel like a sleeper agent. If someone mentions discussion post feedback, I am going to morph into a trained assassin.
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
After one semester of online college, I feel like a sleeper agent. If someone mentions discussion post feedback, I am going to morph into a trained assassin.
Took pre-workout for the first time in over a year. Forgot how much that shit can do.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Took pre-workout for the first time in over a year. Forgot how much that shit can do.
This BTM at Starbucks brought out the gay WMD bumper sticker. Dudes rolling around with “Bussy Wagon” on his car.
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This BTM at Starbucks brought out the gay WMD bumper sticker. Dudes rolling around with “Bussy Wagon” on his car.
When did Chipotle’s chips start getting a day-old chip vibe?
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
When did Chipotle’s chips start getting a day-old chip vibe?
A dermatologist somewhere is gooning. I just put on sunscreen to leave my house for 2 minutes.
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
A dermatologist somewhere is gooning. I just put on sunscreen to leave my house for 2 minutes.
Recorded Podcast name-dropped Peter Thiel in a positive light. I have never unsubscribed and ended a stream so fast. Like nothing to see here.
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Recorded Podcast name-dropped Peter Thiel in a positive light. I have never unsubscribed and ended a stream so fast. Like nothing to see here.
Librarians don’t get paid enough. Someone called, made them watch a video on bread making, then asked them what they should do for their next step. It’s probably someone elderly or with a limitation, but their job scope is wild.
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Librarians don’t get paid enough. Someone called, made them watch a video on bread making, then asked them what they should do for their next step. It’s probably someone elderly or with a limitation, but their job scope is wild.
I finished Lunar for the first time. I can see why it was popular when it came out. I love a retro pixel RPG. #nintendoswitch #RPG
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I finished Lunar for the first time. I can see why it was popular when it came out. I love a retro pixel RPG. #nintendoswitch #RPG
Just watched the Babadook. How did he become a gay icon? Does anyone have the lore on that?
October 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Just watched the Babadook. How did he become a gay icon? Does anyone have the lore on that?
It’s been ages since I have seen the blimp. This thing was struggling the other day.
October 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It’s been ages since I have seen the blimp. This thing was struggling the other day.
When did they start making band aids for cars.
October 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
When did they start making band aids for cars.
I haven’t been in for so long I need to keep practicing, but I’m improving.
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I haven’t been in for so long I need to keep practicing, but I’m improving.
Some dude at the gun range is just RIPPING ASS on the lane. Man, I can hear you through my hearing protection.
October 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Some dude at the gun range is just RIPPING ASS on the lane. Man, I can hear you through my hearing protection.
This feels like sacrilege, but I don’t think I’m getting that Pokémon game day one. Scarlet and Violet burned me. Waiting to see real impressions.
October 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This feels like sacrilege, but I don’t think I’m getting that Pokémon game day one. Scarlet and Violet burned me. Waiting to see real impressions.
They need to change the sound for electric vehicles. Why is it ethereal? I don’t need to suspect I’m getting abducted regularly.
October 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
They need to change the sound for electric vehicles. Why is it ethereal? I don’t need to suspect I’m getting abducted regularly.
For fun, I’m going to start asking old men who look like they voted for Trump if anyone has told them they look like Joe Biden. I want to see them crash out.
October 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
For fun, I’m going to start asking old men who look like they voted for Trump if anyone has told them they look like Joe Biden. I want to see them crash out.
This library I am at is hosting a dementia workshop. Their signs are savage; one says, “I bet you know someone with dementia.”
October 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This library I am at is hosting a dementia workshop. Their signs are savage; one says, “I bet you know someone with dementia.”
This setting appeared in an update of Reddit on iOS. When you click on a profile with an NSFW tag, you’re prompted to update this setting. LGBT accounts are predominantly NSFW even if there isn’t NSFW content. Curious if this geographical or across the board. Is anyone else getting this?
October 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This setting appeared in an update of Reddit on iOS. When you click on a profile with an NSFW tag, you’re prompted to update this setting. LGBT accounts are predominantly NSFW even if there isn’t NSFW content. Curious if this geographical or across the board. Is anyone else getting this?
The age verification law went into effect for my state today. They disabled DMs as well unless you verify. More privacy and free speech infringement for the US.
September 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The age verification law went into effect for my state today. They disabled DMs as well unless you verify. More privacy and free speech infringement for the US.
Thinking of switching from Spotify to Apple Music. Has anyone transferred their likes and playlists? How was your experience?
September 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Thinking of switching from Spotify to Apple Music. Has anyone transferred their likes and playlists? How was your experience?
Thankful today that I am not part of Tylenol’s marketing team.
September 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Thankful today that I am not part of Tylenol’s marketing team.
Someone wrote an article about this falls, so I walked 3 miles this morning to see this stream.
September 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Someone wrote an article about this falls, so I walked 3 miles this morning to see this stream.