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unlicensed internet funnyperson • he/him • 26 • 🐦 @dougley
ordered food with too tight of a deadline so now I'm just sitting anxiously in a restaurant
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
people in the group chat said i cant live tweet to them anymore 🥀
November 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
i write my commit descriptions purely based off how i feel that day
one time it's "small fixes" (50000 lines changed)
one time it's "chore: update deps" (just lockfile updates)
you can never know beforehand
October 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
idk who thinks of the soundtrack for porn but who thought of Darude Sandstorm
October 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
if you get dms from me it's 100% real and authentic you should send me all your money and buy my cryptocurrency thanks in advance
October 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
making a starr stack in my head is super easy because everything fits together perfectly and then i click deploy and nothing works
August 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
after twink death you CAN go thru your bara rebirth phase
August 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
huge fan of this new ecks dot com experience
July 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
finally redesigned my fuckn website yeahhhh!!!!
dougley.com :D
Dougley - Developer & Creator
Developer, Creator, and Digital Craftsperson.
dougley.com
July 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
snapchat is the most cringe app known to man what do you mean you're autoplaying hoes with their tits out while selling me digital clothes for my avatar
June 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
beware the ios developer beta cycle:
- regular people installing unstable software
- said people complaining unstable software is unstable
June 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
what do people even use servers for. installed nextcloud and im already out of ideas
May 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
ai phone trees are mankinds worst invention, i dont want to tell a robot whats up to then speak to a human who i have to tell the same things anyway
May 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Jurassic Park recreation but all the dinosaurs are YCHs
April 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
modern app developers PLEASE start learning qt or even dotnet my computer can only take so much chromium
April 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
dude
March 9, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Reposted by Dougley
💧🐊
February 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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WE LOVE PUBLIC TRANSPORT!! (1985 edition)
January 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
seeing art of fortnite characters on the tl is so weird because they get drawn super hot and shit so you look the character up and its just this
February 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i didn't mean to be this lucky 🫥 #ptcgp #pokemon
February 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
idk what i expected from nvidia but not 10% uplift at 15% more wattage
January 31, 2025 at 9:46 AM
it should NOT be this difficult to make a website on a serverless infrastructure like lambda, cf workers, netlify, etc. DECADES of react framework development yet none that just works???
December 9, 2024 at 8:59 PM
may i be not so evil people make fanart of my murder
December 8, 2024 at 12:41 PM
pokemon pocket might just be the best gacha game ever
December 6, 2024 at 11:48 AM
Reposted by Dougley
Bowser's Inside Story! 💥💥
[ #mariobros ]
November 24, 2024 at 10:15 PM