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(♌️♍️♏️) I don’t fix typos, you know what I meant. Skateboarding, wrestling, astrology, general tomfoolery
Trigger warning for this new episode of Welcome To Derry: this shit ain’t fun anymore.
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Trigger warning for this new episode of Welcome To Derry: this shit ain’t fun anymore.
I forgot all about this spot for years. Classic Midwest style spot where it’s just completely shit but also as good as it gets
December 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I forgot all about this spot for years. Classic Midwest style spot where it’s just completely shit but also as good as it gets
The speed at which the Japanese have taken over contest skating is insane. In the last half decade they’ve taken it from the Brazilians almost completely but with different styles of tricks.
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The speed at which the Japanese have taken over contest skating is insane. In the last half decade they’ve taken it from the Brazilians almost completely but with different styles of tricks.
Hand fed this brat for an hour. It got to the point that she wouldn’t drink the water unless that was spoon fed too
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Hand fed this brat for an hour. It got to the point that she wouldn’t drink the water unless that was spoon fed too
“Happy Wife, Happy Life” has become bastardized by bitterness when in actuality it means happiness can be found in doing things WITH not just FOR your spouse.
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“Happy Wife, Happy Life” has become bastardized by bitterness when in actuality it means happiness can be found in doing things WITH not just FOR your spouse.
There’s a trend on TikTok that asks what song at Studio 54 would have gotten you to try coke and fr I’d have been zooted before I got there. I did coke for the first time at 16 when my B-I-L woke me up from a nap and said “Try this”, fr I do not make smart choices.
*FTR weed gives me anxiety now*
*FTR weed gives me anxiety now*
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
There’s a trend on TikTok that asks what song at Studio 54 would have gotten you to try coke and fr I’d have been zooted before I got there. I did coke for the first time at 16 when my B-I-L woke me up from a nap and said “Try this”, fr I do not make smart choices.
*FTR weed gives me anxiety now*
*FTR weed gives me anxiety now*
Another $200 to the vet to tell us they don’t know why she won’t eat.
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Another $200 to the vet to tell us they don’t know why she won’t eat.
Getting emotional listening to Nickleback
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Getting emotional listening to Nickleback
If the Universe were fair I’d have been born soon enough to be in a 90s nu-Metal band.
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If the Universe were fair I’d have been born soon enough to be in a 90s nu-Metal band.
Found my first grey hair. This is it, I’m middle aged
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Found my first grey hair. This is it, I’m middle aged
Made very low effort astrology memes based on the first thoughts I had in mind ft Dom and Liv.
Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cnacer
Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cnacer
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Made very low effort astrology memes based on the first thoughts I had in mind ft Dom and Liv.
Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cnacer
Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cnacer
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I miss having a job that I could dick around like this
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I miss having a job that I could dick around like this
I still don’t wanna leave Twitter since I’ve had the same account for 15 years but my posts don’t get any engagement despite not changing how I post. Gonna need to just post on here now
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I still don’t wanna leave Twitter since I’ve had the same account for 15 years but my posts don’t get any engagement despite not changing how I post. Gonna need to just post on here now
Snow gotta be like my #4 most hated thing about life. Not to be confused with my top 5 most hated people.
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Snow gotta be like my #4 most hated thing about life. Not to be confused with my top 5 most hated people.
Johnny Knoxville could do Evel Knievel’s stunts but Evel Knievel couldn’t do Knoxville’s
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Johnny Knoxville could do Evel Knievel’s stunts but Evel Knievel couldn’t do Knoxville’s
Started watching Heroes. Heard it’s great from start to finish with no issues at all.
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Started watching Heroes. Heard it’s great from start to finish with no issues at all.
There’s this dude on skate TikTok who says he’s 50 and initially I didn’t believe it because he’s killing it, but just saw a clip of a crook to back lip and that def seals it that he was mid 20s back in the late 90s/early 00s
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
There’s this dude on skate TikTok who says he’s 50 and initially I didn’t believe it because he’s killing it, but just saw a clip of a crook to back lip and that def seals it that he was mid 20s back in the late 90s/early 00s
I’m so very unhappy with my life rn BUT my ivy split off with a new leaf so things aren’t completely bad
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’m so very unhappy with my life rn BUT my ivy split off with a new leaf so things aren’t completely bad
Season 5 of Stranger Things and Will is so damn annoying. Like just him and his fuckass chilli bowl I hope they kill him off
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Season 5 of Stranger Things and Will is so damn annoying. Like just him and his fuckass chilli bowl I hope they kill him off
Hey wtf happened to Corsola??? Is this the effects of global warming in game???
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Hey wtf happened to Corsola??? Is this the effects of global warming in game???
My first year for the Apple Replay and so far my top song is The Rains of Castamere. I am not a trustworthy person.
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My first year for the Apple Replay and so far my top song is The Rains of Castamere. I am not a trustworthy person.
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I like these the most tho
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I like these the most tho
Didn’t land anything today but my friends did while I took selfies
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Didn’t land anything today but my friends did while I took selfies