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Paul Waluigi
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Dumbass idiot.
Song of the summer
im sucking my own dikk and dying
YouTube video by Vittoria S
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November 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Came in second at trivia this week.
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
What all you mfs trying out new slang sound like
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Pussy got me like Diddy Kong trapped in a state of eternal horror.
In Donkey Kong Country 2, it is possible to trap Diddy Kong in a state of eternal horror. Hitting K. Rool with a team-up throw in a specific manner will cause Diddy's eyes to pop out in shock; however, he will never recover and stay in this state until the game is reset.
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
What the fuck
Watching the gameplay footage is so funny I wasn't prepared for this passage to be understating it
youtu.be/192PgwSmU6A?...
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It’s very funny to complain about getting banned for making death threats. Take it easy brother. You have got to calm down.
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
New personal best just dropped
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Sowing the seeds of division, benefitting only our oppressors:

“He who smelt it dealt it.”

United in solidarity, bringing each of us closer to our fellow man:

“I am fartacus”
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Lmao
it's literally a box, what do you want from me?
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Forgot to show you guys this dog.
November 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
*Falcon Punch voice*
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
People don’t talk about how crazy it is that Roz went as O from The Story of O for Halloween in that Frasier episode where we learn she’s pregnant. On network tv??
November 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The trick or treat lord
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Andre is the beer of champagne
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I’m Sam Neil in Posession
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
As a sapiosexual…
October 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Happy birthday to Dee Jay from Street Fighter
We're feeling the rhythm for Dee Jay's birthday! 🎂

Grab a mic, a musical instrument, or your best dance moves so you can celebrate the Tropical Comet today! 🎧
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Nice 400 lb squat bro she just let me hit cuz I’m goofy
Cassandra Peterson (Elvira's alter ego) and Pee-wee Herman, 1985
October 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Happy birthday Jamie from street fighter 6.
The Top Player's birthday is here! Happy Birthday, Jamie! 🎂

Take a day to relax, enjoy the Metro City nightlife, and maybe even load up on some of those ki-unleashing drinks to celebrate! 🤸‍♂️
October 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is a victory for women everywhere.
Animal Crossing: New Horizons – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition & Free Update – Announcement Trailer
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October 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Reposted by Paul Waluigi
I hate straight Halloween; what do you mean you’re the Capital One guy?
October 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Kush got me feeling like a Scoot Bloop using its iconic “Do Nothing Forever” attack.
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time contains an unused enemy called the Scoot Bloop, a Blooper whimsically wearing shoes. It has two attacks: a regular one and a "do nothing forever" attack where it just freezes in place and refuses to end its turn, trapping the player indefinitely.
October 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Average guy still using Twitter behavior. Nothing to be done.
this is probably going to start shit over here but shout out to neil as the results of this poll have officially driven me insane
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I love the viral prompts that are like “post the best tv show that isn’t NCIS, NCIS Miami or NCIS Australia.”

Damn this is a toughie… fuck you got me there.
October 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Upon further reflection it gave me the 1990 remake of NotLD even though it was explicitly labeled as the ‘68 version. I blame Jeff Bezo’s funky ass. That bitch sure is a cheapskate.
Doing a trial of Shudder through Amazon and I’m 2 for 2 on the movies being inferior versions. The Blob (1988) was some sort of tv edit with fades for commercials, though it seemed to be mostly unedited for content. Night of the Living Dead was the colorized version and I just turned it off. Bummer
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM