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Get yerself a pardner which makes yer bed for ya.
January 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Aye!
These puns make me wanna play Noxian Roulette. Anyone? Real bullets, no blanks.
January 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Guess ya could say I am batty for ya.
January 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I guess I got one foot in the grave....
January 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I am always right. Obviously!
January 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Aye shucks... thought I can sink my teeth into that one.

Let's take it to the neck level.
January 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Vampires would be great medics... always draw blood first try!
January 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
[Bark]

PEOPLE THAT EDIT COOL

How do you slap such cool filters over yer stuff like... I also want that...
January 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
DID I MISS A PARTY WITH BOOZE 😞
January 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Aye, ya leg is enough!

[ He started laughing and laughing and... reaching for a bottle of bourbon, handing it to him. ]

Ya can have it. Here.
( Back immediately straightened -
He didn't expect his pleas to be heard . )

How much do you want them for ? One bottle is enough .
I can give ya some of my booze!
January 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I can give ya some of my booze!
I can't believe I am saying this -

But I do need a drink .
January 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
[ His expression seemed... a little sad. ]

I've known people like ya... but I hope for everyone that ya can get what yer hopin' for.

Just know... Ya always have a different way.
January 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I ain't a good one... But I ain't tryin' to be. The gal needs someone else not part of the system... but I ain't gonna be me.
January 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I ain't got a family like that, but I can sympathize. But ya know... It would be a statement. Breakin' the cycle... some like that.

But ya know, I ain't yer father... nor uncle. Ya do what you think is right.... but keep yer heart open for the voices of the oppressed.
January 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I'm thinkin' the gal should have different views... that's all.
January 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I can't be the only one thinkin' like that ....
January 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I ain't lyin'! Bein' of the system ain't good... Ya know. Even if ya want change... yer just part of the problem in the end.
January 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Yer know, there ain't not criminals if they want change... and sometimes change is by force.

I once thought like ya did, but sometimes the system ain't listening to good deeds. Ya know... being part of a system is tellin' em ya can ignore it.. Corruption runs deep like a son of a bitch.

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January 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Listen here, .... er... Ferret. Ya know, it ain't about the bet for me, aye?

I see them pigs treat people poorly, and it ain't pretty. Ya seem like ya want to do somethin' good.... and yer have to start from outside. The inside is, ya know, corrupted...
January 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I reckon Zaun should be treated better by Piltover.

It got enough money... I've seen it! I mean... I've heard.
January 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
.... I ain't seein' myself as a sloth... It ain't even strong like me!

But aye... Yer still thinkin' about joining 'em Enforcers...?
January 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I ain't knowing what a darn sloth is, but it ain't sound like me, I say!

A bear... I never got compared to an animal before. Ya know, what I ain't got in speed, I got in strength!

But the point is... er... what did we talk about?
January 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Or ya can give me all 'em drinks, and everyone else stays sober!
January 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Aye Noxus... I had my fair share with 'em... They ain't got nothin' on me tho! Haha!

I am as sharp as a deer... or some quick animal. Ya know, yer gettin' used to it!
January 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Ain't nobody got time for all that facin'!
Yes. Among other things. What else are we supposed to do? Face them? 🙄
January 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM