Dottie Riot
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Dottie Riot
@dottieriot.bsky.social
Philadelphia based Burlesque Performer
i can’t wait to scream “FUUUUUUCK!!!!”with the audience this Thursday while hosting Burlesque N Beyond. It’s truly one of my favorite hosting bits and it seems more helpful now than ever
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September 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The power of a t-girl mosh pit at a metal show 🫶🫶🫶
September 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Weapons was a solid horror film, but the way those kids ran scared me the most and I’m so glad that the reason why is for a very visceral reason:
August 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
How much glitter, spinning tassels, and lewd body language can get us out of this current crisis?

Asking for a friend…
August 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Seattle Burlesque-
What’s good Tomorrow night? I want to go to a shop!
August 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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bats are just Halloween butterflies
July 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Excited to finally announce my Summerween show! Coming to Moonrose Vintage on July 23, which is 100 days to Halloween!
July 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Audiences when their favorite performer is up on stage: 😍🤩🥰

Audiences when- after the show- their favorite performer is tryin to making it through the bar with their luggage and props: 🙄😒😠
June 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
There is nothing like the summertime charm of living on a very popular city street and hearing someone blast an absolute banger like “I wanna Dance with Somebody” on a tiny radio.
🚲📻🎶
June 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
When they call a teasing costume reveal a drag move…
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June 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The Rehearsal is such a mind boggling exercise in the absurdity of reality tv production. The lengths Nathan Fielder goes to make his point is a maze and the fact that HBO gives him such a huge budget to thoroughly explore that maze is shocking.

I’m so entertained
May 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
At the Metallica show in Philly. Grateful it’ll the smell of Chickie N Pete’s fries is stronger than the BO
May 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Sometimes you just need a silly kung fu movie to feel better. Drunken Master still delights after multiple watches 🤩
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May 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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i dont want to be a killjoy but we desperately need to make it socially unacceptable to talk about asking chatgpt things in regular conversation
May 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The Rehearsal is peak “reality” tv and I’m so bummed more people understand it’s bizarre humor and beautiful intricacies.
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May 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Who else is going to BHOF and nervous to fly? 👀
May 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Bills that ban porn DO NOT get rid of porn. Porn, like abortions, moves underground, and any industry health/safety regulations put in place disappear. Women in sex work suffer, and a purposefully vague definition of what constitutes porn will be used to ban queer literature. This is Christocracy bs
May 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
$8 for two shots of tequila and two seltzer waters… New Orleans you are WILD!!!
March 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I’m so depressed no amount of any comfort show is making me feel comforted.
March 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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reading is cool.
March 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“Devour feculence” is “eat shit” in cursive. I can see it written in glittery gel pen with flowers & hearts around it. ✨💕😄💩🌸✨
#Severance
March 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Telling myself to not be butthurt when someone uses a hosting shtick you came up with. Instead be honored they were positively influenced 😌
March 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
It’s hard out here for perfectionists in an actively crumbling capitalist society.
March 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A belated birthday gift to myself: an early period 😌
February 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM