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doseofdes.bsky.social
@doseofdes.bsky.social
cardi really argues with fans more than she drops music. like girl if you wanna argue so much go back to love & hip hop leave the rap game alone
January 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
i dont mind dudes wearing makeup but it throws me off when they also have a beard like its so weird to look at
January 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
the person who announced rey mysterio sr. death is so wrong cus you KNEW we would all lose our shit if rey mysterio actually died😭 like rip to his uncle but bro, really?!
December 21, 2024 at 7:51 AM
the older i get, the more i understand cm punk in his feud with jeff hardy.. and im one of the biggest jeff hardy fans in existence
December 21, 2024 at 7:21 AM
somebody said this is megan thee stallion on every song and i aint been able to get off the floor since😭😭😭
December 20, 2024 at 11:48 PM
on star, simone had the voice the show tried to convince us star had and i’ll never shut up about it
December 20, 2024 at 11:44 PM
its worse when you live with them. like sometimes i literally just dont wanna be bothered, leave me alone
Literally going thru this now. I haven’t been responding to texts or calls. I just don’t feel like talking.
so annoying when people assume you’re mad at them just cus you dont feel like talking. like sometimes i just wanna shut the fuck up. sometimes there aint shit to talk about. like is that a crime?
December 20, 2024 at 4:29 AM
so annoying when people assume you’re mad at them just cus you dont feel like talking. like sometimes i just wanna shut the fuck up. sometimes there aint shit to talk about. like is that a crime?
December 20, 2024 at 4:25 AM
quincy brown’s sexy ass is literally the only person in the world who can pull of a unibrow
December 17, 2024 at 2:14 AM
you ever hate someone’s existence so much that you hate they momma for not swallowing them instead
December 15, 2024 at 9:48 PM
so yall mean to tell me this was never marilyn monroe? next yall gon tell me the other lady is not audrey hepburn like omg
December 15, 2024 at 8:45 PM
we really losing recipes cus why did i just see someone mindblown at the fact that janet jackson and michael jackson are siblings??? like wtf did you think them having the same last name and looking exactly alike was a coincidence?!
December 14, 2024 at 4:02 PM
i really hate the fact that black americans get lumped together so often. every race of people has a group of degenerates that are arrogant, disrespectful, loud, etc but we’re the only race of people that arent given grace for it. if a handful of our people act like that then we must all be that way
December 14, 2024 at 3:22 PM
why do men’s razors work so much better than women’s razor’s like i shaved three days ago and my legs are STILL smooth, meanwhile women’s razor’s only keep you smooth for like 12 hours
December 13, 2024 at 9:34 PM
notice how jay z was the only one on monster rapping about raping women and children 🙁
December 9, 2024 at 3:02 PM
just discovered that the boogeyman from wwe back in the day, used to eat REAL WORMS. these people were having REAL WORMS spit on to them AND IN THEIR MOUTHS. i was so comforted with the thought that they were fake and now idk if my life will ever be the same
December 8, 2024 at 7:02 PM
im tired of all these damn scam accounts. no i do not want to be your texting partner for $500 a week and no i do not want you “blessing” my cashapp!!
December 7, 2024 at 12:37 AM
sometimes i just randomly remember that faith evans admitted to eating biggie’s ass whenever he wanted and i just get so disgusted and not just cus she eating a nigga ass but cus its a FAT NIGGAS ASS like i knew there was doodoo crumbs all in her mouth🤮🤮🤮
December 5, 2024 at 9:18 PM
how did i not know that queen latifah sang the living single theme song??? it sounds just like her, how was it not obvious to me
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 AM
me and my man went rounds on our first date and made it official a week later. been together almost 7 1/2 months now and we got a place together
How yall feel about sex on the first date?
December 4, 2024 at 10:42 PM
“man i done took 4 shots and i feel fine”

30 minutes later:
a fat man in a purple shirt and pants is flying through the air .
ALT: a fat man in a purple shirt and pants is flying through the air .
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December 4, 2024 at 9:48 PM
me after saying “wrong bitch” to win an argument
a man in a white shirt is dancing in a room
ALT: a man in a white shirt is dancing in a room
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2024 at 6:22 PM
best thing that ever happened to latto was when nicki told her she looks 35 cus ever since then, she got rid of the heavy lashes, the heavy makeup, and the wigs, and now she really does look the same age as me and way better than she did before lmao
December 4, 2024 at 4:11 PM
“it has to come from the same virus to be in the same family! viruses come in families!!”

“stop touching niggas witcha HANDS!!!!!!”
December 4, 2024 at 5:17 AM
damn t pain, 200 bitches in the building and NONE of em hot?? strict as hell lol
December 3, 2024 at 4:50 AM