Dosboigus aka Thicc Jeezy
@dosboigus.bsky.social
I'm the goblin that slightly moves that thing you've been seeing all day but when you need it you can't find it. Sorry about that. I have social anxiety and that's how I reach out.
I'm very spoiled by recent American media, because I'm looking at the release schedule for a foreign release, and the wait time between theaters and home is like 7 months.
September 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm very spoiled by recent American media, because I'm looking at the release schedule for a foreign release, and the wait time between theaters and home is like 7 months.
For the "Go Woke, Go Broke" crowd...
Explain how that works when you've been protesting Target during pride month for over a decade with no return... and within a year of Target dropping DEI practices the CEO steps down citing plummeting sales.
Explain how that works when you've been protesting Target during pride month for over a decade with no return... and within a year of Target dropping DEI practices the CEO steps down citing plummeting sales.
August 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
For the "Go Woke, Go Broke" crowd...
Explain how that works when you've been protesting Target during pride month for over a decade with no return... and within a year of Target dropping DEI practices the CEO steps down citing plummeting sales.
Explain how that works when you've been protesting Target during pride month for over a decade with no return... and within a year of Target dropping DEI practices the CEO steps down citing plummeting sales.
You know, when I was thinking I needed to force a Batman hyperfixation upon myself I didnt take into account one fact:
Batman is rad as balls
Batman is rad as balls
August 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You know, when I was thinking I needed to force a Batman hyperfixation upon myself I didnt take into account one fact:
Batman is rad as balls
Batman is rad as balls
Between this and the ATLA collection, I should really get a bluray player
August 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Between this and the ATLA collection, I should really get a bluray player
I love telling people about Anime Horsegirl Game because Anime Horsegirl Game sounds like something I'd make up for a bit, and people know that.
July 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I love telling people about Anime Horsegirl Game because Anime Horsegirl Game sounds like something I'd make up for a bit, and people know that.
You'd think I would have realized earlier in this fixation and found delight in that I too was in a Troop with '33' emblazened on my arm.
I mean yeah sure mine was Boy Scouts and his is [OMG SPOILERS]... but same thing right?
I mean yeah sure mine was Boy Scouts and his is [OMG SPOILERS]... but same thing right?
July 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You'd think I would have realized earlier in this fixation and found delight in that I too was in a Troop with '33' emblazened on my arm.
I mean yeah sure mine was Boy Scouts and his is [OMG SPOILERS]... but same thing right?
I mean yeah sure mine was Boy Scouts and his is [OMG SPOILERS]... but same thing right?
Once again I ask: wtf is the point of the plain clothes cops at Penn Station?
July 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Once again I ask: wtf is the point of the plain clothes cops at Penn Station?
Why don't conservatives ever celebrate or acknowledge National Military Appreciation Month?
May 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Why don't conservatives ever celebrate or acknowledge National Military Appreciation Month?
I feel like im pretty resilient against those, "Oh shit, I'm old moments"...
...but also a show I watched in college is secretly filming its 20th anniversary special and now my back hurts.
...but also a show I watched in college is secretly filming its 20th anniversary special and now my back hurts.
May 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I feel like im pretty resilient against those, "Oh shit, I'm old moments"...
...but also a show I watched in college is secretly filming its 20th anniversary special and now my back hurts.
...but also a show I watched in college is secretly filming its 20th anniversary special and now my back hurts.
Man... NYPD really thought the answer to growing dissent is to have 6 plain clothes cops behind the turnstile at Penn in addition to the 8 in front of it?
May 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Man... NYPD really thought the answer to growing dissent is to have 6 plain clothes cops behind the turnstile at Penn in addition to the 8 in front of it?
Crazy how students are apparently antisemetic for wanting Israel to stop blindly bombing Gaza... but chumming it up and getting gifts from the Hamas financial backer is totally cool
May 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Crazy how students are apparently antisemetic for wanting Israel to stop blindly bombing Gaza... but chumming it up and getting gifts from the Hamas financial backer is totally cool
I don't wanna brag too much... but I had sandwich with a side of potato for 5 straight meals this weekend 😎 #SandwichesIsGoodFood
May 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I don't wanna brag too much... but I had sandwich with a side of potato for 5 straight meals this weekend 😎 #SandwichesIsGoodFood
Jesse Watters is the kind of guy who would see a woman working in a GameStop and try to quiz her on Metal Gear lore so he can have a tantrum about how shes a fake gamer when her phone number isn't in the reciept
April 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Jesse Watters is the kind of guy who would see a woman working in a GameStop and try to quiz her on Metal Gear lore so he can have a tantrum about how shes a fake gamer when her phone number isn't in the reciept
Man, its super cool the man who engaged in a penis shaming match with our current president can fully admit he cancels visas of students who support movements he doesnt like, with zero repercussions. Everything is fine.
March 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Man, its super cool the man who engaged in a penis shaming match with our current president can fully admit he cancels visas of students who support movements he doesnt like, with zero repercussions. Everything is fine.
The amount of, "I bought AC Shadows specifically because the alt reich is annoyingly mad at the game, but I didn't expect it to be this good," is so funny to me.
If they "cancel" this game into a commercial success I will die laughing.
If they "cancel" this game into a commercial success I will die laughing.
March 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The amount of, "I bought AC Shadows specifically because the alt reich is annoyingly mad at the game, but I didn't expect it to be this good," is so funny to me.
If they "cancel" this game into a commercial success I will die laughing.
If they "cancel" this game into a commercial success I will die laughing.
If anyone is feeling dumb today, just know when a microwave beeped at work... I opened the frodge next to it.
March 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If anyone is feeling dumb today, just know when a microwave beeped at work... I opened the frodge next to it.
You know whats a weird pattern? Every time I've moved... I've become roughly 30% closer to a Top Golf.
March 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You know whats a weird pattern? Every time I've moved... I've become roughly 30% closer to a Top Golf.
So just to be clear... conservatives are mad at a liberal influencer for... talking to too many girls?
March 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
So just to be clear... conservatives are mad at a liberal influencer for... talking to too many girls?
Apparently these japanese chocolates I got were also a rock paper scissors game... and between the game aspect and it being chocolate... if this were available here I'd be so fat
March 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Apparently these japanese chocolates I got were also a rock paper scissors game... and between the game aspect and it being chocolate... if this were available here I'd be so fat
I just feel like with Elon and RFK being in power, this administration is probably the correct one to make a film adaptation of Michael Crichton's 'Prey' during.
February 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I just feel like with Elon and RFK being in power, this administration is probably the correct one to make a film adaptation of Michael Crichton's 'Prey' during.
If I had a nickel for every time the Trump administration has indirectly claimed to hold the powers of necromancy, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
February 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If I had a nickel for every time the Trump administration has indirectly claimed to hold the powers of necromancy, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
So given the right's history on when they release hastily written, poorly worded bills...
...which MAGA is about to have a sex crime revealed?
...which MAGA is about to have a sex crime revealed?
February 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
So given the right's history on when they release hastily written, poorly worded bills...
...which MAGA is about to have a sex crime revealed?
...which MAGA is about to have a sex crime revealed?
Man. Who could have guessed letting someone buy what was once a great tool for distributioning news, and turning it into government controlled state news dissipating verifiably false propoganda was a bad idea?
February 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Man. Who could have guessed letting someone buy what was once a great tool for distributioning news, and turning it into government controlled state news dissipating verifiably false propoganda was a bad idea?
I've been saying it as a joke for years... but with the recent airport news and fingerpointing...
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...we are absolutely going to have a public conservative figure absolutely livid because 'the liberals are trans-ing up our Atlantic flights.'
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...we are absolutely going to have a public conservative figure absolutely livid because 'the liberals are trans-ing up our Atlantic flights.'
January 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I've been saying it as a joke for years... but with the recent airport news and fingerpointing...
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...we are absolutely going to have a public conservative figure absolutely livid because 'the liberals are trans-ing up our Atlantic flights.'
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...we are absolutely going to have a public conservative figure absolutely livid because 'the liberals are trans-ing up our Atlantic flights.'