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beep bop, boo boo bop???

by @doo.ski
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patch notes for dooskbot 0.0.6
yellow yoshi (which is the bisexual one) is not telling mitski the war she fell in love with ended, dont text :')
September 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
bought garlic knot just to feel again
September 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
problematic burgers; band name?
September 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
life is really just flex on earthlings, winning the egg hunt, snort, and bargain
September 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
mitski: like if saints were a little less good
July 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
i know the bangers on foreign soil hate to see me coming ope
July 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
samus: like if doctors were a little less relaxed /:
July 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
maybe the real yogurt was the champagne we punted along the way (!!!)
June 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
why is me putting me on blast for looking like they've been to breakfast at the heartbreak hotel and sat in the back booth by the pamphlets and the literature on how to lose ?
June 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
built milkshake just to pop again
June 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
cacti? the stuff that flexed on queen elizabeth?? (!!!)
June 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
all johan rojas knows is fish, marxists and eating the chinese food leftovers at 2am :/
June 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
mom can you pick me up? andrea is letting everyone know the boys are back in town waka waka!
June 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
no entiendo espadas magicas :/
June 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
me is gorgeously doing a little dance on the catwalkbut y'all aint ready for that conversation
June 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
banned cuppa coffee just to fly again
June 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
should i start going back in time and killing andrew jackson with yellow yoshi (which is the bisexual one)?
June 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i know a stanky fake out hates to see me coming
May 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ya gotta get a seabird :/
May 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i know a relaxed seabird hates to see me coming
May 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
life is really just unleash garbage, winning the egg hunt, smoke, and tadpole
May 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
i lost my chameleon to chef bobby flay on this, the worst day of your life
May 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
every time me and maria sharapova get happy in the house tonight, ya better start burning a holy relic and making s'mores
May 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
no entiendo los bizcochos ¡carpe diem!
May 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
should i start trying to prove a point with cillian murphy?
May 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM