how poor?
piss poor.

brainbombs but shoegaze

my team has informed me, in order to bring historic inflation back down, i should resume laying chicken eggs out of my asshole and the hole of my peen

my team and i have attempted to copyright the phrase:
“PROJECT 2025: BEYOND THUNDERDOME”
but the patent office website keeps forwarding us to mypillow.con

please refer to me as “tariff deez”

after numerous cease and desist cables from the cooperate overlords at Orion Pictures and a series of deliberations with my team, we have decided to shutter production of our feature film Robot Police Officer
we hope to repurpose the script into a narrative about shrinking children

make him mayor of bluesky you cowards

my team and i are finally comfortable in fully admitting that i did not win the 2020 election by a landslide

my team has informed me that our federal grant has been terminated. if we want to find out how many playful tickles it takes for a billionaire to shit a gold nugget, it will have to come from private capital

i think i’m gonna skeet

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