Hugo Faces
@dontparadeinmyrain.bsky.social
“Hugo Faces” is my YouTube channel: old video I find interesting or rare.
“Don’t Parade in My Rain” is my blog of forensic nostalgia: my writings, plus pop culture musings and excavations, focusing on my collection of 70’s/80’s Newsday TV Books.
Weird.
“Don’t Parade in My Rain” is my blog of forensic nostalgia: my writings, plus pop culture musings and excavations, focusing on my collection of 70’s/80’s Newsday TV Books.
Weird.
When I see folks mocking Trump for dozing off during meetings, my nature impels me to say, “Well, come on, he’s old.” Then I think, oh right, he’s a tremendous piece-of-racist-rapist-garbage, failed-upward-his-entire-life a-hole who is overseeing the destruction of our country.
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When I see folks mocking Trump for dozing off during meetings, my nature impels me to say, “Well, come on, he’s old.” Then I think, oh right, he’s a tremendous piece-of-racist-rapist-garbage, failed-upward-his-entire-life a-hole who is overseeing the destruction of our country.
Sometimes, if money’s a little tight, my wife will say, “Did you check the Tariff Shelf?” And so we’ll go to the Tariff Shelf, and there’ll be $31 billion dollars sitting there. Tariff, it’s the best word. Shelf, too.
October 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Sometimes, if money’s a little tight, my wife will say, “Did you check the Tariff Shelf?” And so we’ll go to the Tariff Shelf, and there’ll be $31 billion dollars sitting there. Tariff, it’s the best word. Shelf, too.
Rump’s hand make-up: a cheap ploy, pure distraction. If it happened today, Hitler would be liquidating the Krakow ghetto with a booger in his mustache. Booger headlines would ensue.
September 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Rump’s hand make-up: a cheap ploy, pure distraction. If it happened today, Hitler would be liquidating the Krakow ghetto with a booger in his mustache. Booger headlines would ensue.
If trans folks can be banned from gun ownership for some politically-perceived mental illness, we must also ban Alex Jones fans and all Q-koos, who manifest obvious signs and symptoms of delusion and paranoid schizophrenia, as the kids say, “on the reg.”
September 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If trans folks can be banned from gun ownership for some politically-perceived mental illness, we must also ban Alex Jones fans and all Q-koos, who manifest obvious signs and symptoms of delusion and paranoid schizophrenia, as the kids say, “on the reg.”
I wish I could pull off an authoritative “You shet yer mouth!”
September 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I wish I could pull off an authoritative “You shet yer mouth!”
They’re training 10,000 new ICE officers. Entirety of training:
“If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, beat it down.”
“If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, beat it down.”
August 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
They’re training 10,000 new ICE officers. Entirety of training:
“If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, beat it down.”
“If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, beat it down.”
It’s the 80th anniversary of some newspapers I have, published in 1945 for the entertainment & education of the 16th Infantry. The paper was “The Graphic,” with contributions from future director Sam Fuller. They are fascinating. Please read and share!
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don't parade in my rain: "The Graphic," Volume 1, Number 6 (Saturday, July 28, 1945).
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July 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It’s the 80th anniversary of some newspapers I have, published in 1945 for the entertainment & education of the 16th Infantry. The paper was “The Graphic,” with contributions from future director Sam Fuller. They are fascinating. Please read and share!
dontparade.blogspot.com/2024/09/the-...
dontparade.blogspot.com/2024/09/the-...
Don’t back out on your boy now—he just bought you $400,000 worth of Tesla Tanks!
Freed Oath Keepers Founder Warns Trump Over Epstein Cover-Up
Even one of the most notorious recipients of clemency from Trump is unhappy.
www.thedailybeast.com
July 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Don’t back out on your boy now—he just bought you $400,000 worth of Tesla Tanks!
I’m a word nerd, but I don’t think I’m a snob. Some of my best friends say “snuck.”
July 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I’m a word nerd, but I don’t think I’m a snob. Some of my best friends say “snuck.”
When I post anything to my FB group, it always asks if I want to add a button to make it easier to chat with other members.
If there was a button that let me AVOID conversation with random internet users, I’d be slapping that fucker like it said “CLOSE DOOR.”
If there was a button that let me AVOID conversation with random internet users, I’d be slapping that fucker like it said “CLOSE DOOR.”
July 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
When I post anything to my FB group, it always asks if I want to add a button to make it easier to chat with other members.
If there was a button that let me AVOID conversation with random internet users, I’d be slapping that fucker like it said “CLOSE DOOR.”
If there was a button that let me AVOID conversation with random internet users, I’d be slapping that fucker like it said “CLOSE DOOR.”
Labor Love Cool James!
July 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Labor Love Cool James!
@realgilbertacp.bsky.social
To be clear, the safety message is from Henry Winkler. Overgrown juvenile delinquent Fonzie, on the other hand…
To be clear, the safety message is from Henry Winkler. Overgrown juvenile delinquent Fonzie, on the other hand…
July 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
@realgilbertacp.bsky.social
To be clear, the safety message is from Henry Winkler. Overgrown juvenile delinquent Fonzie, on the other hand…
To be clear, the safety message is from Henry Winkler. Overgrown juvenile delinquent Fonzie, on the other hand…
What is worse: finding out how stupid you are; or never finding out how stupid you are?
June 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
What is worse: finding out how stupid you are; or never finding out how stupid you are?
Stop burning innocent cars! Set a podcast on fire instead!
June 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Stop burning innocent cars! Set a podcast on fire instead!
If MAGA found out liberals hated diarrhea, they’d fill their swimming pools with it and do the backstroke, laughing at how hard they’re owning the libtards.
Aligning themselves with Blump is even shittier.
Aligning themselves with Blump is even shittier.
May 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If MAGA found out liberals hated diarrhea, they’d fill their swimming pools with it and do the backstroke, laughing at how hard they’re owning the libtards.
Aligning themselves with Blump is even shittier.
Aligning themselves with Blump is even shittier.
They WANT everyone talking and laughing about the dolls, right? Because then people may not get to the part where they realize, “Fuck the dolls—this is going to make it harder to FEED my fucking kids!”
May 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
They WANT everyone talking and laughing about the dolls, right? Because then people may not get to the part where they realize, “Fuck the dolls—this is going to make it harder to FEED my fucking kids!”
The fact that Hegseth haughtily complains about “hippies” tells me everything I need to know about this bronad.
The animated way he does it tells me… well, let’s give him the benefit of the doubt (but smell his breath, just to check).
The animated way he does it tells me… well, let’s give him the benefit of the doubt (but smell his breath, just to check).
April 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The fact that Hegseth haughtily complains about “hippies” tells me everything I need to know about this bronad.
The animated way he does it tells me… well, let’s give him the benefit of the doubt (but smell his breath, just to check).
The animated way he does it tells me… well, let’s give him the benefit of the doubt (but smell his breath, just to check).
As a tribute, I thought of changing my name to Dale Winkmartin but there are no phone books anymore so that blows that joke.
April 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
As a tribute, I thought of changing my name to Dale Winkmartin but there are no phone books anymore so that blows that joke.
Stormy afternoon with camera-shy cats
April 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Stormy afternoon with camera-shy cats
The people who are now fixing our government are the people who alphabetize “The” titles under T.
April 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The people who are now fixing our government are the people who alphabetize “The” titles under T.
You know, I’m starting to think this Trump fella isn’t on the level.
If that made you laugh, remember he’s still got a LOT of followers who think he’s literally God’s gift to America.
End of laughter. Left hand stopping right hand from reaching for vodka.
If that made you laugh, remember he’s still got a LOT of followers who think he’s literally God’s gift to America.
End of laughter. Left hand stopping right hand from reaching for vodka.
March 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You know, I’m starting to think this Trump fella isn’t on the level.
If that made you laugh, remember he’s still got a LOT of followers who think he’s literally God’s gift to America.
End of laughter. Left hand stopping right hand from reaching for vodka.
If that made you laugh, remember he’s still got a LOT of followers who think he’s literally God’s gift to America.
End of laughter. Left hand stopping right hand from reaching for vodka.
How long would they let Trump ramble? Like if he really starts to slip. The bar is so low, where could absolute zero be?
Let’s say one day he hears the phrase “vagina dentata” and then somehow finds out what it means and becomes obsessed with the idea. Maybe because of the shark thing.
…
Let’s say one day he hears the phrase “vagina dentata” and then somehow finds out what it means and becomes obsessed with the idea. Maybe because of the shark thing.
…
March 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
How long would they let Trump ramble? Like if he really starts to slip. The bar is so low, where could absolute zero be?
Let’s say one day he hears the phrase “vagina dentata” and then somehow finds out what it means and becomes obsessed with the idea. Maybe because of the shark thing.
…
Let’s say one day he hears the phrase “vagina dentata” and then somehow finds out what it means and becomes obsessed with the idea. Maybe because of the shark thing.
…
Imagine you had gone into a coma on the first day of Blump’s first term, then came out of it on the last. You’d have been shocked and horrified to hear of all that had taken place in your absence.
If you had gone into a coma on the first day of this term…
hm, maybe better just to stay there.
If you had gone into a coma on the first day of this term…
hm, maybe better just to stay there.
March 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Imagine you had gone into a coma on the first day of Blump’s first term, then came out of it on the last. You’d have been shocked and horrified to hear of all that had taken place in your absence.
If you had gone into a coma on the first day of this term…
hm, maybe better just to stay there.
If you had gone into a coma on the first day of this term…
hm, maybe better just to stay there.
Caitlyn Jenner told Diane Sawyer that, as Bruce, figuring that she’d always BE Bruce, she stipulated in her will that she be buried in an outfit of women’s clothing. That was the only way she’d ever truly be herself—in her coffin.
I thought it was the most heartbreaking thing I’ve ever heard.
I thought it was the most heartbreaking thing I’ve ever heard.
March 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Caitlyn Jenner told Diane Sawyer that, as Bruce, figuring that she’d always BE Bruce, she stipulated in her will that she be buried in an outfit of women’s clothing. That was the only way she’d ever truly be herself—in her coffin.
I thought it was the most heartbreaking thing I’ve ever heard.
I thought it was the most heartbreaking thing I’ve ever heard.