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Café
@dontcallmefairy.bsky.social
Crystal Fae (half human), caffeine junky, spontaneous, silly, permanent resident: Hank, the rat. // RP // Parody Account // ❤️ Aru
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Call me fairy one more fuckin' time...

🦄 Half Fae, half tired of people's shit
🦄 Has fae magic
🦄 Picks fights but doesn't hate
hunters.
🦄 Matches writing length
🦄 English literate
🦄 SS - Aru
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[ @detectivesrgnt.bsky.social ]
[ @sunnylilsprite.bsky.social ]

Café floats down from a large red balloon, "Hold on!!!" He shouts as it's a very slow descent. Then, FINALLY, he lands. He wears a Santa jacket that is two sizes too big, with a large bag over his shoulder,

🦄
December 15, 2024 at 5:05 PM
[ @necrorphic.bsky.social ]
[ @sunnylilsprite.bsky.social ]

Rolls up to M in a shiny red (probably stolen) wagon. The wheels creak pretty bad, but!!!!

"ARU!!" He calls as he opens a rather large bag, pointing the opening at M,

"Do i' . . ." He said with a serious face, delivering two gifts:
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December 8, 2024 at 7:04 AM
X-Mas surprise for @crownofchaos.bsky.social from Bustelo-Claus and Aru-Krampus @sunnylilsprite.bsky.social !

"Aru!!" He yelled as he held the bag open which launched the smaller Fae, "DELIVER!!!"
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December 5, 2024 at 8:45 AM
🦄

I will ALWAYS love this show. The nostalgia this video has (by @angeldovespn.bsky.social ) is just . . . I cried. I did. And I ain't ashamed of that. It captures exactly what Supernatural SHOULD be for its fans, and I will die on this hill ❤️

youtu.be/zeDmXmezosM?...
Team Free Will 2.0 - (Supernatural) The Greatest Show [Requested final update] [Angeldove]
YouTube video by AngelDove
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December 5, 2024 at 5:19 AM
#OpenRP

HO HO HOOOOOLY shite!! Almos' Chris'mas??? Y'don't go' any prezzies f'yer friends an' fam'ly??

Righ', I gotcha. Sure, my Norf Pole is made a cardboard, bu' lis'en . . . saved all a m'spendin' fer my Sant'r ou'fit, an' such.

Y'migh' find a s'prise from ole Café Bustelo-Claus (🤷‍♂️).

- 🦄🎄🎁
December 5, 2024 at 3:44 AM
December 4, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Are shenanigans afoot? Yeah, duh.

Is logic used? No, duh.

Will I have fun, anyways?
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December 4, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Call me fairy one more fuckin' time...

🦄 Half Fae, half tired of people's shit
🦄 Has fae magic
🦄 Picks fights but doesn't hate
hunters.
🦄 Matches writing length
🦄 English literate
🦄 SS - Aru
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December 4, 2024 at 6:26 AM