Don't Call Me A Nimbus
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Don't Call Me A Nimbus
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So hear me out. If we all got the Avian Flu vaccine then we could buy really cheap diseased eggs and eat those.
September 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"Who are you going as?"

"Superman. Who are you going as?"

"Superman."

"Do you know who Paul is going as?"

"Superman."

- The night before Comicon in 1938.
September 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
August 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It's good that snakes can't drive.
Because there could be a time a snake is driving alone when it sheds and then is tempted to use the second skin to fraudulently use the carpool lane. Quite honestly that would not help the reputation of snakes at all.
August 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
One thing we will never get to know about Darth Vader is whether or not he would use Force Heimlich to save people instead of Force Choke after making the transition from evil to good.
March 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
When there is a widespread recall on vegetables it always makes me feel better about my poor dietary choices and unhealthy eating decisions.
March 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I've never seen a more politically confusing character than Papa Smurf. He's blue but he wears a red hat.
February 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Did you pass? #valentinesday
February 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We never know when death may come but now I feel prepared.
February 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Good morning, Bluesky! Enjoy this terrible meme fit for a king!
February 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I like to passive aggressively download other browsers with my current browser to see if it interprets this activity as a threat of replacement and starts performing better.
February 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Road Advisory: If you see this on the road today, just keep on driving.
January 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Based on a true story.
January 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I'm assuming that if you’ve been here since Day 1 you remember when the app icon was a larva.
January 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
So hear me out. If we all got the Avian Flu vaccine then we could buy really cheap diseased eggs and eat those.
January 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM