donkey_walloppa
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Anonymous internet dullard. Recovering PBer. A ‘sad lonely specimen of humanity’ - Mick Hucknall
Here’s a question: Why don’t we all call it Hool, like wool, instead of Hull like skull?
February 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Here’s a question: Why don’t we all call it Hool, like wool, instead of Hull like skull?
Wonder how pissed off that hair lad is this evening. Still, another 12 games left before next season kicks off.
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Wonder how pissed off that hair lad is this evening. Still, another 12 games left before next season kicks off.
Hearing Michela Strachan wanging on about how great and fun and CRAZY her career has been is not what I want to hear when I’ve been wide awake since 3am
February 3, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Hearing Michela Strachan wanging on about how great and fun and CRAZY her career has been is not what I want to hear when I’ve been wide awake since 3am
Highly surprising that top Republicans have described Kristi Noem as “amateurish”, particularly when you look at her background: millercenter.org/kristi-noem-...
Kristi Noem (2025- ) | Miller Center
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January 28, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Highly surprising that top Republicans have described Kristi Noem as “amateurish”, particularly when you look at her background: millercenter.org/kristi-noem-...
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After Suella Braverman's defection, 12.5% of Reform UK MPs have been photographed stepping on a guide dog
January 26, 2026 at 1:17 PM
After Suella Braverman's defection, 12.5% of Reform UK MPs have been photographed stepping on a guide dog
Shout out to all the Minnesotan Republicans saying “i didn’t vote for this”. Er, yes you did.
January 25, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Shout out to all the Minnesotan Republicans saying “i didn’t vote for this”. Er, yes you did.
Also pistol whipped before being shit. Fuck this.
Alex Jeffrey Pretti was killed by federal agents in Minneapolis while filming in public.
We condemn this war on the people and demand accountability.
Idaho 50501
We condemn this war on the people and demand accountability.
Idaho 50501
January 24, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Also pistol whipped before being shit. Fuck this.
Have been staying off social media and trying not to watch the news because it stresses me out. Fuck that. Don’t stay silent. Silence is how this all happens. We’ve been here before.
January 24, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Have been staying off social media and trying not to watch the news because it stresses me out. Fuck that. Don’t stay silent. Silence is how this all happens. We’ve been here before.
Whilst it’s all going to shit in Minneapolis you should listen to this fantastic song and watch this fantastic video by my dear friend who is there right now watching it all unravel on his front doorstep. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump. God bless America. youtu.be/7YMWZAL5krU?...
Magic Castles - Abandoned Mansions (Official Visualiser)
YouTube video by Fuzz Club
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January 24, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Whilst it’s all going to shit in Minneapolis you should listen to this fantastic song and watch this fantastic video by my dear friend who is there right now watching it all unravel on his front doorstep. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump. God bless America. youtu.be/7YMWZAL5krU?...
Here’s another hot take: Oasis - lots of fun but a dreadful band in general. Listen to Wonderwall again and try not to cringe.
January 23, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Here’s another hot take: Oasis - lots of fun but a dreadful band in general. Listen to Wonderwall again and try not to cringe.
Just watched Prince destroying the Brit Awards, 2006 and the gaggle of no-marks the camera pans to neatly summarise what a cultural tundra those years were: Joss Stone, K-T Tunstall, Will Young. Tbf Stoney could sing a bit
January 23, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Just watched Prince destroying the Brit Awards, 2006 and the gaggle of no-marks the camera pans to neatly summarise what a cultural tundra those years were: Joss Stone, K-T Tunstall, Will Young. Tbf Stoney could sing a bit
Christmas Day, 2025. Espita, Yucatan.
January 19, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Christmas Day, 2025. Espita, Yucatan.
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This and the current situation in the US is frankly terrifying. Makes it all the more important we resist Reform UK with all our might, right here in the United Kingdom.
We do not want this to happen here.
We do not want this to happen here.
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 PM
This and the current situation in the US is frankly terrifying. Makes it all the more important we resist Reform UK with all our might, right here in the United Kingdom.
We do not want this to happen here.
We do not want this to happen here.
My local and favourite pub in London is fucked metro.co.uk/2026/01/15/i...
'I run London's officially most f***ed pub - our rates are going up 632%'
metro.co.uk
January 17, 2026 at 11:37 AM
My local and favourite pub in London is fucked metro.co.uk/2026/01/15/i...
Who would have thought that Robert Jenrick was a total prick, eh? Definitely no signs of that previously
January 16, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Who would have thought that Robert Jenrick was a total prick, eh? Definitely no signs of that previously
Hi. We’ve updated our terms and conditions.
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Hi. We’ve updated our terms and conditions.
This plate of chips cost me £13 at Cancún airport a couple of days ago. A final, parting “fuck you” to their American neighbours
January 1, 2026 at 2:46 PM
This plate of chips cost me £13 at Cancún airport a couple of days ago. A final, parting “fuck you” to their American neighbours
Woken up on New Year’s Day without a raging hangover for the first time in ever. Refreshing.
January 1, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Woken up on New Year’s Day without a raging hangover for the first time in ever. Refreshing.
Feliz Navidad
December 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Feliz Navidad
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Difficult to say anyone has ever made a perfect movie but I reckon Elf is as close as you can get.
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Difficult to say anyone has ever made a perfect movie but I reckon Elf is as close as you can get.
“FIFA Peace Prize”. Tragic.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 AM
“FIFA Peace Prize”. Tragic.
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It’s Antonin Panenka’s birthday today.
And to mark the occasion, here’s Julian Dicks giving it some proper fucking welly from the penalty spot…
And to mark the occasion, here’s Julian Dicks giving it some proper fucking welly from the penalty spot…
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 AM
It’s Antonin Panenka’s birthday today.
And to mark the occasion, here’s Julian Dicks giving it some proper fucking welly from the penalty spot…
And to mark the occasion, here’s Julian Dicks giving it some proper fucking welly from the penalty spot…