Convicted J. Felon
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Convicted J. Felon
@dondrump.bsky.social
Literally focused on making fun but, seriously exposing this gasbag as often as possible.
I bet if Trump had an affair with a goat, the outrage would be deafening. These survivors deserve better and it’s up to all of us to support them. (I’m sure the goat would be from another country and hot of course.)
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What kind of butt reaming asshole would vote for and continue to support this lump of saggy orange malevolent ooze.
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A double wrap is key.That way the explosive nature of the sandwich will be lessened and no harm will be done to the receiver. 🤣🤣 Jeanine must be downing an entire box of wine tonight. Epic fail. Enjoy the weekend Mr. Dunn!
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Trump is a feckless dung pile. Change my mind.
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Lumpy’s reaction is a metaphor, standing by emotionless as someone suffers.
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Well if all the rich d-bags leave NYC, maybe we can do some excavation and give them a place to live in The Gulf of M’urica.
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Mike Johnson is leeching off the Government. End the shutdown, and stop criticizing Americans who don’t get paid while they are on vacation. Seat Adelita Grijalva!

Credit to Nick Muller
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I have the best body. My body is bestester than all bodies. These SNAP people should just use me as an example, food is overrated. I’m a golden lump of perfection.
November 1, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Andrew loses his titles. AMAZING! What about Trumplethinskin?
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I think if every single person who can’t stand what this MAGA shit show is, they should all dress like this tomorrow and see what the numbskulls do…🎃
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Support our farmers and ranchers. He’s not.
October 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’m sure Metalania is so happy about the east wing. She’s just relieved it distracts him from entering her south lawn.
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October 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Comer is a gomer from down homer, seen here being confused by words and writing utensils.
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October 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
“The beauty of my ear, it’s the beautiest ear ever known, there are many ears, but mine is most terrifical. And the hoax, the hoaxers hoaxablest hoax ever known to many men. Trump hoaxes way the bestter than any people”.
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October 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Who ever thought I’d actually agree with MTG…that’s how this world has changed.. for now.
October 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I have never in my long years on this earth ever seen such a partisan display of lying and sycophantic behavior from an AG. She is hideous and despicable and snarky beyond comprehension.
October 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
“You know, if I see an orange president, I stop and say to myself, I hope he’s trained is trained for this…”!
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September 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
South Park, please come save us…again! Keep it up. Our dem leaders are folding and we need to keep fighting the good free speech fight!
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September 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hey what time is that rapture? It won’t happen during Kimmel will it? I sure as heck do t want to miss that!
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September 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Fuck Sinclair,Fuck Nexstar. Get on board with free speech, stop censoring anything that bunches your panties. You can program your own bullshit and we could care less. This is way bigger than all of you.
September 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hey lumpy, I heard it’s illegal to criticize you. Well, go fuck yourself. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I’m sure lumpy will say 2 million people attend Chucky’s live fest today. State Farm hold 73000. I’m sure they’ll pay a bunch more for the group photo. Disgusting.
September 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Guess which one of these fine classy ladies will be the new U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia. Well, in this White House, maybe all of em…
September 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Wow, Gilead just got more real.
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September 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This will shoot Jimmy over the top…he can’t be stopped! Go Jimmy!
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September 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM