Donaldson Meats Ham
@donaldham.bsky.social
I wear a lot of purple.
Forever 21 Days Later
August 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Forever 21 Days Later
More than a few times over the last year (or decade), I have had no idea what is going on and have been fine with it.
January 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
More than a few times over the last year (or decade), I have had no idea what is going on and have been fine with it.
Sweater weather is cool and all but have you tried chicken mushroom risotto?
December 31, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Sweater weather is cool and all but have you tried chicken mushroom risotto?
Replaying #ShadowOfWar, and I was able to finally recruit @kumail.bsky.social as one of my #Uruk Captains. Should I make him a Warlord?
December 28, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Replaying #ShadowOfWar, and I was able to finally recruit @kumail.bsky.social as one of my #Uruk Captains. Should I make him a Warlord?
They say when God closes a door, He opens a window.
They forgot to say that it's the window of a '75 acid green AMC Gremlin.
They forgot to say that it's the window of a '75 acid green AMC Gremlin.
December 26, 2024 at 6:53 AM
They say when God closes a door, He opens a window.
They forgot to say that it's the window of a '75 acid green AMC Gremlin.
They forgot to say that it's the window of a '75 acid green AMC Gremlin.
Sometimes I wish I had a catch phrase like "Where's the beef?" go viral and be famous forever. And then think about how I'd have to say it, for the REST OF MY LIFE, forever, and remember I don't even really enjoy saying "Hello" every day.
December 18, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Sometimes I wish I had a catch phrase like "Where's the beef?" go viral and be famous forever. And then think about how I'd have to say it, for the REST OF MY LIFE, forever, and remember I don't even really enjoy saying "Hello" every day.
It's amazing how Elon wants to be BOTH Iron Man AND Dr Doom... And is neither...
December 17, 2024 at 10:33 PM
It's amazing how Elon wants to be BOTH Iron Man AND Dr Doom... And is neither...
Note to self: When they said, "Be the change you want to see in the world," they didn't mean you should be a pebble in a shoe.
December 17, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Note to self: When they said, "Be the change you want to see in the world," they didn't mean you should be a pebble in a shoe.
People got nervous when they thought the time was near. It was like one of those self-fulfilling prophecies where the nerves finally made someone twitch, then lash out or say something regretful, and then they’d find themselves in a cell, watching their last blurry sunset. - Wool, Hugh Howey
December 16, 2024 at 10:56 PM
People got nervous when they thought the time was near. It was like one of those self-fulfilling prophecies where the nerves finally made someone twitch, then lash out or say something regretful, and then they’d find themselves in a cell, watching their last blurry sunset. - Wool, Hugh Howey
Turns out that "mostly dead is slightly alive." And that's where I'm at for the remainder of the year... And probably 2025 as well.
#ToBlave
#ToBlave
December 16, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Turns out that "mostly dead is slightly alive." And that's where I'm at for the remainder of the year... And probably 2025 as well.
#ToBlave
#ToBlave
I haven't done DuoLingo in about five days and the avatar on my phone is an own skeleton and I think I want to see how far this will go...
December 10, 2024 at 8:56 PM
I haven't done DuoLingo in about five days and the avatar on my phone is an own skeleton and I think I want to see how far this will go...
I made Mozarella cheese this weekend. I could have drained it more, but it was tasty. That's where I'm at now...
I will not be taking questions.
I will not be taking questions.
December 10, 2024 at 3:39 AM
I made Mozarella cheese this weekend. I could have drained it more, but it was tasty. That's where I'm at now...
I will not be taking questions.
I will not be taking questions.
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(long cigarette drag) Listen, kids. Mommy hates Christmas
December 3, 2024 at 1:56 PM
(long cigarette drag) Listen, kids. Mommy hates Christmas
Just got out of a meeting about expense accounts and now I know what it feels like to be trapped inside a story problem from Maths. Thank god it was over Zoom because... oh, shit, I think I am in the Matrix...
December 3, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Just got out of a meeting about expense accounts and now I know what it feels like to be trapped inside a story problem from Maths. Thank god it was over Zoom because... oh, shit, I think I am in the Matrix...
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MONTHS AFTER Joe said he would not pardon Hunter, Trump won the election & appointed a man as FBI Director who has spent the last 4 years on every right-wing podcast ranting that he was going to go after Hunter. Obsessed with him. Were you aware of that, critics? Not relevant?
December 2, 2024 at 5:39 PM
MONTHS AFTER Joe said he would not pardon Hunter, Trump won the election & appointed a man as FBI Director who has spent the last 4 years on every right-wing podcast ranting that he was going to go after Hunter. Obsessed with him. Were you aware of that, critics? Not relevant?
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People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
To my fellow lovers and haters, Happy Holiday!
November 28, 2024 at 6:25 PM
To my fellow lovers and haters, Happy Holiday!
Still holding on to hope that @joebiden46th.bsky.social pulls a prank by stepping down, making @kamalaharrisbsky.bsky.social President, and ruining all of @donaldtrump.bsky.social "47" merch.
November 27, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Still holding on to hope that @joebiden46th.bsky.social pulls a prank by stepping down, making @kamalaharrisbsky.bsky.social President, and ruining all of @donaldtrump.bsky.social "47" merch.
I can't tell you exactly how I know this, because of *secrets*, but if, IF, Paul Giamatti and I ever met each other on the Red Line, we would look at each other, knowingly, and vow to be mortal enemies.
November 26, 2024 at 11:16 PM
I can't tell you exactly how I know this, because of *secrets*, but if, IF, Paul Giamatti and I ever met each other on the Red Line, we would look at each other, knowingly, and vow to be mortal enemies.
Seriously just wrote one of my more depressing plays. I guess being under a deadline and awake since 2:30am will do that.
Also, it's me, hi, *I'm* the depression, it's me...
Also, it's me, hi, *I'm* the depression, it's me...
November 26, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Seriously just wrote one of my more depressing plays. I guess being under a deadline and awake since 2:30am will do that.
Also, it's me, hi, *I'm* the depression, it's me...
Also, it's me, hi, *I'm* the depression, it's me...
I'm still angry
November 22, 2024 at 12:02 AM
I'm still angry