Melissa
@dolphinpoet.bsky.social
Alien in human suit. Undiagnosed, but definitely disorderly. Love Stand-Up Comedy, Doctor Who, Lego, the smell of ink and paper. Sarcastic optimistic idealist who will be posting music. :)
Pinned
Melissa
@dolphinpoet.bsky.social
· Mar 3
a man is pointing at the camera with the words " this place has everything " behind him
ALT: a man is pointing at the camera with the words " this place has everything " behind him
media.tenor.com
We're living in the best and worst of times. It's the end and/or the beginning of something absolutely terrible and/or amazing. "Life on Earth" is THE best reality show in ALL the Universes.
I should hang out here more often...
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I should hang out here more often...
Americans: We just want to be treated like we matter. We're struggling. We NEED SNAP benefits now because we live in poverty and rely on government benefits to feed ourselves and our families.
Democrats AND Republicans:
Democrats AND Republicans:
donald duck is making a stop sign with his hand while sitting at a table .
ALT: donald duck is making a stop sign with his hand while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Americans: We just want to be treated like we matter. We're struggling. We NEED SNAP benefits now because we live in poverty and rely on government benefits to feed ourselves and our families.
Democrats AND Republicans:
Democrats AND Republicans:
“I’m done watching the 1% get richer while the rest of us struggle. 2028, I’m running for President.”
“Life shouldn’t be for sale. Not to billionaires, not to corporations. Let’s make it better for everyone.”
Possible slogans for my fictional run to be the first woman President.
“Life shouldn’t be for sale. Not to billionaires, not to corporations. Let’s make it better for everyone.”
Possible slogans for my fictional run to be the first woman President.
October 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
“I’m done watching the 1% get richer while the rest of us struggle. 2028, I’m running for President.”
“Life shouldn’t be for sale. Not to billionaires, not to corporations. Let’s make it better for everyone.”
Possible slogans for my fictional run to be the first woman President.
“Life shouldn’t be for sale. Not to billionaires, not to corporations. Let’s make it better for everyone.”
Possible slogans for my fictional run to be the first woman President.
A message for men that want to cheat on their wives:
DON'T invite your side chick over to your house when your kids are home and there are cameras at the door so your wife can make sure the kids get home safely from school when she's at work and you're home alone with the kids...
DON'T invite your side chick over to your house when your kids are home and there are cameras at the door so your wife can make sure the kids get home safely from school when she's at work and you're home alone with the kids...
a woman in a red bandana is making a funny face and saying you are so dumb .
ALT: a woman in a red bandana is making a funny face and saying you are so dumb .
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 10:13 AM
A message for men that want to cheat on their wives:
DON'T invite your side chick over to your house when your kids are home and there are cameras at the door so your wife can make sure the kids get home safely from school when she's at work and you're home alone with the kids...
DON'T invite your side chick over to your house when your kids are home and there are cameras at the door so your wife can make sure the kids get home safely from school when she's at work and you're home alone with the kids...
I'm about to give up on you, humanity... Time to step it up and do the right things because if you don't...
If you think things are bad now, it's going to be A LOT worse if you don't ACT NOW to balance the scales.
You've been given all the signs, all the signals. Ignorance will destroy everyone.
If you think things are bad now, it's going to be A LOT worse if you don't ACT NOW to balance the scales.
You've been given all the signs, all the signals. Ignorance will destroy everyone.
September 17, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I'm about to give up on you, humanity... Time to step it up and do the right things because if you don't...
If you think things are bad now, it's going to be A LOT worse if you don't ACT NOW to balance the scales.
You've been given all the signs, all the signals. Ignorance will destroy everyone.
If you think things are bad now, it's going to be A LOT worse if you don't ACT NOW to balance the scales.
You've been given all the signs, all the signals. Ignorance will destroy everyone.
Treat people how you want to be treated. Pretty simple way of life. Don't know why this is so fucking difficult for people with all the power and wealth to comprehend.
You can't take those billions of dollars with you when you're dead and you can't live forever.
What's really important?
You can't take those billions of dollars with you when you're dead and you can't live forever.
What's really important?
September 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Treat people how you want to be treated. Pretty simple way of life. Don't know why this is so fucking difficult for people with all the power and wealth to comprehend.
You can't take those billions of dollars with you when you're dead and you can't live forever.
What's really important?
You can't take those billions of dollars with you when you're dead and you can't live forever.
What's really important?
@kathygriffin.bsky.social I'm looking to you for commentary on recent Trump events, just letting you know.
August 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
@kathygriffin.bsky.social I'm looking to you for commentary on recent Trump events, just letting you know.
Hi. It's not quite time for me to be focused on blue sky yet, but I haven't forgotten... www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X8e...
Everyone is Everyone (and Everything is Everything)
YouTube video by Au4
www.youtube.com
August 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Hi. It's not quite time for me to be focused on blue sky yet, but I haven't forgotten... www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X8e...
We're living in the best and worst of times. It's the end and/or the beginning of something absolutely terrible and/or amazing. "Life on Earth" is THE best reality show in ALL the Universes.
a man is pointing at the camera with the words " this place has everything " behind him
ALT: a man is pointing at the camera with the words " this place has everything " behind him
media.tenor.com
March 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
We're living in the best and worst of times. It's the end and/or the beginning of something absolutely terrible and/or amazing. "Life on Earth" is THE best reality show in ALL the Universes.