Casey (Detoxing from baseball)
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Casey (Detoxing from baseball)
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Lover of small ball, obscure baseball slang, and the Galapagos Gang • #RingTheBell

Girlbossing too close to the means of production
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Happy Pride Month to everyone, especially the NL East

(All 30 MLB teams categorized by pride month activities on Twitter)
Nix > Mahomes
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Gonna buy a Wil Lutz jersey brb
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This just in - Phillies snubbed
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
LET HER COOK
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I can’t stop thinking about him
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Listening to the Mamdani victory speech on my way to get my flu shot. FEELING ALIVE
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Dodgers cameo on Dancing with the Stars ruined my night. I thought it was a safe space
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’m supervising a first year grad student and I was going to blame all of his terrible traits on his zodiac sign but it turns out that WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY (got my ass)
November 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Teaching my Australian friend about Pete Rose, and his response was "I can't believe it, holy shit. Put him down. OH HE'S DEAD. Good."
November 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The way I've forgiven the broncos for all of the pain they've caused me for the past 9 years
November 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Man, I love Bo Nix
November 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Why did I just have to watch a 6 7 NFL commercial???
November 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Why are the hottest men I’ve ever seen in my life concentrated in my LinkedIn connection recommendations?????
November 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I liked baseball….ya know….back when it was fun….
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The Dodgers are pissing me off. That's all. Send skeet.
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Hell of an opener
October 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I've never said a mean thing about One L Wil Lutz
October 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
(Unironically) Broncos country, let's ride
October 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Bo Nix is the closest I’ve ever come to believing in God
October 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Begging for Kevin Harlan to get his head out of Dart's ass
October 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
BARKING at Dylan Efron
October 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Crying in the club rn

(The club = my couch watching DWTS)
October 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Girl, what the hell are you talking about?????
October 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Same guy he’s been literally all season
Kerkering is an okay low-leverage guy, but he absolutely cannot pitch in moderate-high leverage situations
October 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
See you all in March 🫡

You will only hear from me under the following circumstances:
1. The Phillies do incredibly stupid things in the off season
2. The Denver Broncos go on a playoff run
3. There’s a really cute or funny Twitter trend I want to be part of
4. A man wrongs me
October 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM