One trillion years of solitude
July 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One trillion years of solitude
Being accused of weaponized incompetence when it's just regular incompetence <<<<<
July 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Being accused of weaponized incompetence when it's just regular incompetence <<<<<
Pride month includes men who use fountain pens send tweet
June 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Pride month includes men who use fountain pens send tweet
Bogged down under the weight of enormous antecedent
June 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Bogged down under the weight of enormous antecedent
Give me the blood Lord, and let me get away
June 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Give me the blood Lord, and let me get away
Spiking my cortisol just to feel something
June 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Spiking my cortisol just to feel something
No person can solve the same algorithm twice
May 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
No person can solve the same algorithm twice
I want to crater my mental health I want to undo all of the progress I've made in the past decade plus I want to throw it all away
May 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I want to crater my mental health I want to undo all of the progress I've made in the past decade plus I want to throw it all away
*Dustin Hoffman Midnight Cowboy voice* hey! I'm dissociating here! I'm dissociating here!
May 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
*Dustin Hoffman Midnight Cowboy voice* hey! I'm dissociating here! I'm dissociating here!
Early education on how to differentiate between aesthetics and substance would get us like 80% of the way out of our current pickle
May 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Early education on how to differentiate between aesthetics and substance would get us like 80% of the way out of our current pickle
auugh pain unhapply it will never stop hurting
May 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
auugh pain unhapply it will never stop hurting
Happy trans visibility day; if you aren't trans, fuck you
April 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Happy trans visibility day; if you aren't trans, fuck you
It feels like arriving at midlife and beyond is most often framed in terms of accumulated grievances and the newfound persistence of injuries, but the agglomeration of various competencies over time is real and undercelebrated!
March 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It feels like arriving at midlife and beyond is most often framed in terms of accumulated grievances and the newfound persistence of injuries, but the agglomeration of various competencies over time is real and undercelebrated!
Do you ever wake up from a dream desperately yearning for a life that never was? Ha ha yeah me neither
March 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Do you ever wake up from a dream desperately yearning for a life that never was? Ha ha yeah me neither
When you're in a contract negotiation and the counterparty says "I need no affadavit, all I need is your silence" 😔
March 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
When you're in a contract negotiation and the counterparty says "I need no affadavit, all I need is your silence" 😔
A helpful reframing to ward off unproductive "old man yells at clouds" thoughts is that it's not that kids have gotten worse, it's that technology has actively made their lives worse
March 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
A helpful reframing to ward off unproductive "old man yells at clouds" thoughts is that it's not that kids have gotten worse, it's that technology has actively made their lives worse
Among all of the other horrible things, it's a shame that space exploration has become slightly dipshit-coded
March 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Among all of the other horrible things, it's a shame that space exploration has become slightly dipshit-coded
As a man in his mid-thirties, my opinion must be coddled and paid attention to like a baby bird or a car with an intermittent check engine light
March 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
As a man in his mid-thirties, my opinion must be coddled and paid attention to like a baby bird or a car with an intermittent check engine light
Become a low competence, high latency individual
February 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Become a low competence, high latency individual
Painted with the kid, made a batch of granola, time to scroll for six hours 🙂
February 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Painted with the kid, made a batch of granola, time to scroll for six hours 🙂