DogSplat
@dogsplat.bsky.social
Trying to have fun on the internet
Have reached my KPIs (kisses per increment)
January 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Have reached my KPIs (kisses per increment)
Y'all don't seem to realize that a landlord CAN'T block you
Longest Snapchat streak of my life
Longest Snapchat streak of my life
January 15, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Y'all don't seem to realize that a landlord CAN'T block you
Longest Snapchat streak of my life
Longest Snapchat streak of my life
Using Bing is like getting on the wrong bus
I don't know where you're taking me and I don't like it
I don't know where you're taking me and I don't like it
January 13, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Using Bing is like getting on the wrong bus
I don't know where you're taking me and I don't like it
I don't know where you're taking me and I don't like it
A reverse Mario 64 scenario would be horrible
The black light posters would enter into your room
The black light posters would enter into your room
January 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
A reverse Mario 64 scenario would be horrible
The black light posters would enter into your room
The black light posters would enter into your room
As a business owner, I don't care what your education is.
You show up in a monster truck and you got the job
You show up in a monster truck and you got the job
January 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
As a business owner, I don't care what your education is.
You show up in a monster truck and you got the job
You show up in a monster truck and you got the job
Trained my fart to sound like the low battery smoke alarm chirp
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Trained my fart to sound like the low battery smoke alarm chirp
Children are no longer the future
Old men are now the future
Old men are now the future
BREAKING: The Trump administration is suspending $10 billion intended for child care and poor families in five blue states.
www.axios.com/2026/01/05/t...
www.axios.com/2026/01/05/t...
Trump administration to freeze billions in childcare funding in five states
The White House is pointing to reports of social services fraud in Minnesota to threaten funding for child care around the country.
www.axios.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Children are no longer the future
Old men are now the future
Old men are now the future
It got worse
Got caught on tape going Gangnam style
2026 is off to a bad start
2026 is off to a bad start
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
It got worse
Got caught on tape going Gangnam style
2026 is off to a bad start
2026 is off to a bad start
January 3, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Got caught on tape going Gangnam style
2026 is off to a bad start
2026 is off to a bad start
Can't wait for, "Normal Things", to come out in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Can't wait for, "Normal Things", to come out in 2026
Everyone should check out this channel and subscribe
High memes per minute (MPM) editing, thoughtful rhetoric, and pursuit of betterment with its tools explained anecdotally
It's not as pushy as this quote-post
High memes per minute (MPM) editing, thoughtful rhetoric, and pursuit of betterment with its tools explained anecdotally
It's not as pushy as this quote-post
NEW VIDEO!
“I Reached Impossible Levels Of Screen Time”
I tried managing my phone usage and somehow ended up with an average of 15 minutes of screen time per day.
Breaking down small, practical changes: habits, routines, mindset shifts, + realizations + positivity + jokes! (youtu.be/rFia5cdDyZA)
“I Reached Impossible Levels Of Screen Time”
I tried managing my phone usage and somehow ended up with an average of 15 minutes of screen time per day.
Breaking down small, practical changes: habits, routines, mindset shifts, + realizations + positivity + jokes! (youtu.be/rFia5cdDyZA)
December 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Everyone should check out this channel and subscribe
High memes per minute (MPM) editing, thoughtful rhetoric, and pursuit of betterment with its tools explained anecdotally
It's not as pushy as this quote-post
High memes per minute (MPM) editing, thoughtful rhetoric, and pursuit of betterment with its tools explained anecdotally
It's not as pushy as this quote-post
Mechanical keyboards won't connect you closer to your PC
You need a biological keyboard for that
You need a biological keyboard for that
December 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Mechanical keyboards won't connect you closer to your PC
You need a biological keyboard for that
You need a biological keyboard for that
Boxing day is too violent
December 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Boxing day is too violent
Salad for Christmas :c
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Salad for Christmas :c
Holiday Greetings Team! What an amazing last quarter, remarkable last push to meet our deadlines
With it being the last day before break, we'd like you to reflect on the value you've contributed the past few months. Submit a report, powerpoint, or anything illustrating your KPIs before EoD
Enjoy!
With it being the last day before break, we'd like you to reflect on the value you've contributed the past few months. Submit a report, powerpoint, or anything illustrating your KPIs before EoD
Enjoy!
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Holiday Greetings Team! What an amazing last quarter, remarkable last push to meet our deadlines
With it being the last day before break, we'd like you to reflect on the value you've contributed the past few months. Submit a report, powerpoint, or anything illustrating your KPIs before EoD
Enjoy!
With it being the last day before break, we'd like you to reflect on the value you've contributed the past few months. Submit a report, powerpoint, or anything illustrating your KPIs before EoD
Enjoy!
Annexing Greenland, Canada, befriending Russians... It's obviously a strategic flank position for the North Pole
This is a war on Christmas. Santa's list has no redactions
This is a war on Christmas. Santa's list has no redactions
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Annexing Greenland, Canada, befriending Russians... It's obviously a strategic flank position for the North Pole
This is a war on Christmas. Santa's list has no redactions
This is a war on Christmas. Santa's list has no redactions
If you go the pharmacy they give you a shot of the flu for free
It's kinda like a demo disk
It's kinda like a demo disk
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If you go the pharmacy they give you a shot of the flu for free
It's kinda like a demo disk
It's kinda like a demo disk
December 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Seeing a lot of midriffs in my games and it's becoming harder to make up excuses why they're on my screen
Getting a lot looks at work and forced to buy holiday sweater skins and outfits to meet the office's dress code
I can't loose this job
Getting a lot looks at work and forced to buy holiday sweater skins and outfits to meet the office's dress code
I can't loose this job
December 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Seeing a lot of midriffs in my games and it's becoming harder to make up excuses why they're on my screen
Getting a lot looks at work and forced to buy holiday sweater skins and outfits to meet the office's dress code
I can't loose this job
Getting a lot looks at work and forced to buy holiday sweater skins and outfits to meet the office's dress code
I can't loose this job
After 3 seasons of will they / won't they crescendos into a full 2 part episode of a single, uninterrupted, shot of the flirts kissing
There is no music, SFX, or ADR. Just the wild sound of the sound stage. Lip smacking and crew shuffling their feet the odd whispered remark of, "Oh wow!"
#bskyTV
There is no music, SFX, or ADR. Just the wild sound of the sound stage. Lip smacking and crew shuffling their feet the odd whispered remark of, "Oh wow!"
#bskyTV
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
After 3 seasons of will they / won't they crescendos into a full 2 part episode of a single, uninterrupted, shot of the flirts kissing
There is no music, SFX, or ADR. Just the wild sound of the sound stage. Lip smacking and crew shuffling their feet the odd whispered remark of, "Oh wow!"
#bskyTV
There is no music, SFX, or ADR. Just the wild sound of the sound stage. Lip smacking and crew shuffling their feet the odd whispered remark of, "Oh wow!"
#bskyTV
The Oscars should go back to their roots and only be aired at nickelodeon theatres
December 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The Oscars should go back to their roots and only be aired at nickelodeon theatres
This is a compliment for a job well done
Way to shit the toilet
December 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is a compliment for a job well done
Gaslighting my body by taking antibiotics and probiotics
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Gaslighting my body by taking antibiotics and probiotics