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DogSplat
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Trying to have fun on the internet
NVIDIA got me opening a Klarna account

Because buddy, we gaming!

#blender
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
What's the ideal game to play while sick?

Would typically play Pokemon to gauge if I can complete basic reading and instructions that a child can follow.

I haven't completed a Pokemon game in decades

#Gamers
What are you reading?

#booksky
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Geez, I'm so sick I tell ya.

I'm so sick, when I sneezed during a zoom call and Cloudflare took PTO
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Can confirm, I won't be on Netflix afterall
You think those people on, Love Is Blind, ever got caught jorking it in the pods?
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The greatest trick society ever pulled was pretending Sundays aren't everyday
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Turns out getting delivery on deconstructed plates from restaurants, and assembling them at home does NOT save you money

#Foodsky
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
TIL Magic The Gathering was MAGA
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The 5070 TI OC is a beast!! it's so big it doesn't fit inside the computer.

Yup! It's that good
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Freak off the leash
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
What are you reading?

#booksky
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Tired of seeing politicians trolling each other with AI

Joe Pera is doing fine without it and so are you
Connor O'Malley is the only one allowed to use AI
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Bought the darn thing when the salesman told me it was, "lergit"
November 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Way to shit the toilet
October 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm not sorry for pretending to be Korean, but will put an end to it
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
쓰레기 구덩이에서 만나자
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
내 대체자를 온보딩하다
October 24, 2025 at 7:47 AM
집에서 쫓겨났다
October 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
나는 전선을 꿈꾼다
October 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
노래방에서 울다
October 18, 2025 at 6:33 AM
도마뱀을 보며
October 17, 2025 at 8:26 AM
My stepmom is kissing my stepdad
October 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Whoa, it's scary being an able-bodied video game player right now
October 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
When BSKY has sports news and Caturday trending on a Tuesday
October 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
You think those people on, Love Is Blind, ever got caught jorking it in the pods?
October 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Doctor told me that I have that disease in the movie, Limitless. But it's progressed to the stage at the end where he's a dummy and has no money

Still haven't seen that movie, just that Rugrats episode where they explore the same themes

This synopsis is crazy

rugrats.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sme...
The Smell of Success
"The Smell of Success" is a Season 4 episode of Rugrats. Tommy Angelica Chuckie Phil Lil Stu Didi Grandpa Lou (non-speaking role) Chas Spike Dr. Brander Cheddar The Bully After trying countless remedi...
rugrats.fandom.com
October 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM