Queen Spaghetti
@dogshit.bsky.social
they're beating me with bats and hammers
me: wow, I sure hope this giant gothic castle doesnt have any nefarious characters inside
the ever terrifying Dracula awaiting my arrival:
the ever terrifying Dracula awaiting my arrival:
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
me: wow, I sure hope this giant gothic castle doesnt have any nefarious characters inside
the ever terrifying Dracula awaiting my arrival:
the ever terrifying Dracula awaiting my arrival:
me when I have to kill my mom because I want to
June 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
me when I have to kill my mom because I want to
me: I miss when society was woke, I need to go back!
*time travels to 2012*
nigahiga: waddup mah ninja
*time travels to 2012*
nigahiga: waddup mah ninja
June 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
me: I miss when society was woke, I need to go back!
*time travels to 2012*
nigahiga: waddup mah ninja
*time travels to 2012*
nigahiga: waddup mah ninja
stlll can't believe like a year ago my birth dad reached out to me and it was all good until he started talking about maga...
I was chill about it like oh yeah im not a supporter of that even a little bit ... like at all
but he kept PUSHING just spamming me with maga Facebook reels
I was chill about it like oh yeah im not a supporter of that even a little bit ... like at all
but he kept PUSHING just spamming me with maga Facebook reels
June 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
stlll can't believe like a year ago my birth dad reached out to me and it was all good until he started talking about maga...
I was chill about it like oh yeah im not a supporter of that even a little bit ... like at all
but he kept PUSHING just spamming me with maga Facebook reels
I was chill about it like oh yeah im not a supporter of that even a little bit ... like at all
but he kept PUSHING just spamming me with maga Facebook reels
fat white guy came into my job today with a hat that said "PURE BLOOD" with some kinda neo nazi symbol on it
ok, cool, dude
ur bloods "pure" but ur ugly and fat, like now what
do we clap, do we cheer
ok, cool, dude
ur bloods "pure" but ur ugly and fat, like now what
do we clap, do we cheer
June 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
fat white guy came into my job today with a hat that said "PURE BLOOD" with some kinda neo nazi symbol on it
ok, cool, dude
ur bloods "pure" but ur ugly and fat, like now what
do we clap, do we cheer
ok, cool, dude
ur bloods "pure" but ur ugly and fat, like now what
do we clap, do we cheer
I dont close my tabs and I take a million screenshots a day
June 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I dont close my tabs and I take a million screenshots a day
I hate going to work because they make me do my job
June 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I hate going to work because they make me do my job
tried to haggle at the flea market today and I think it took literal years off my life, I can't do it
May 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
tried to haggle at the flea market today and I think it took literal years off my life, I can't do it
she blue on my sky til I post
May 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
she blue on my sky til I post
sorry I can't come into work tomorrow. I need free time and a good hearty breakfast, thanks
May 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
sorry I can't come into work tomorrow. I need free time and a good hearty breakfast, thanks
party like Eric Andre
fight like Tim Robinson
dance like Shane Gillis
love like Nathan Fielder
fight like Tim Robinson
dance like Shane Gillis
love like Nathan Fielder
May 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM
party like Eric Andre
fight like Tim Robinson
dance like Shane Gillis
love like Nathan Fielder
fight like Tim Robinson
dance like Shane Gillis
love like Nathan Fielder
hook, line, and stinker
May 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
hook, line, and stinker
I give nice people discounts at work
so YEAH being nice DOES PAY OFF it pays exactly 15 PERCENT OFF, BIIITTCCHH!!!!!
so YEAH being nice DOES PAY OFF it pays exactly 15 PERCENT OFF, BIIITTCCHH!!!!!
May 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I give nice people discounts at work
so YEAH being nice DOES PAY OFF it pays exactly 15 PERCENT OFF, BIIITTCCHH!!!!!
so YEAH being nice DOES PAY OFF it pays exactly 15 PERCENT OFF, BIIITTCCHH!!!!!
white people be like: let's go grill hotdogs, I got a pack in the fridge right now
May 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
white people be like: let's go grill hotdogs, I got a pack in the fridge right now
sometimes u just kno to not even bother looking at the first wipe, u just gotta drop it in and keep it pushin
May 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
sometimes u just kno to not even bother looking at the first wipe, u just gotta drop it in and keep it pushin
if u didn't want me at my unemployed, u don't deserve me at my part time minimum wage job
May 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
if u didn't want me at my unemployed, u don't deserve me at my part time minimum wage job
oh ur sexting him? how my e-pussy taste
May 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
oh ur sexting him? how my e-pussy taste
shouting rlly loudly, "WHOS OPENING CHIPS?" as i open a pad in a public restroom so now
1. everyone's fucking laughing and cheering
2. no one suspects it's me
1. everyone's fucking laughing and cheering
2. no one suspects it's me
May 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
shouting rlly loudly, "WHOS OPENING CHIPS?" as i open a pad in a public restroom so now
1. everyone's fucking laughing and cheering
2. no one suspects it's me
1. everyone's fucking laughing and cheering
2. no one suspects it's me
"im a realist"
"im a pessimist"
ok well im an optometrist and u have glaucoma
"im a pessimist"
ok well im an optometrist and u have glaucoma
May 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"im a realist"
"im a pessimist"
ok well im an optometrist and u have glaucoma
"im a pessimist"
ok well im an optometrist and u have glaucoma
I lowkey love playing retail simulator at work until it's interrupted by people trying to shop.....
no I can't help u LEAVE ME ALONE!! IM WORKING!!!!!!!
no I can't help u LEAVE ME ALONE!! IM WORKING!!!!!!!
May 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I lowkey love playing retail simulator at work until it's interrupted by people trying to shop.....
no I can't help u LEAVE ME ALONE!! IM WORKING!!!!!!!
no I can't help u LEAVE ME ALONE!! IM WORKING!!!!!!!
growing up is realizing hullabaloo and howdy-do, musty prawns and timbuktu, yeltsy-bye and hibberty poo, kick em in the dishpan, hoo hoo hoo
May 2, 2025 at 9:58 AM
growing up is realizing hullabaloo and howdy-do, musty prawns and timbuktu, yeltsy-bye and hibberty poo, kick em in the dishpan, hoo hoo hoo
missed the now you see me 3 $119 promo and now im going to starve to death
May 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
missed the now you see me 3 $119 promo and now im going to starve to death
is this a safe space to admit I liked gnarly
May 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
is this a safe space to admit I liked gnarly
im not fat, im well endowed
April 30, 2025 at 10:03 AM
im not fat, im well endowed