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The People Voted for Major Reform.
We are $35.97 Trillion in Debt.
December 15, 2024 at 1:59 PM

This is America! An America where every US citizen is deputized to help find 340,000+ missing children is coming.

You heard it correctly America, every US citizen.
December 13, 2024 at 2:57 AM
They tried everything to take down Trump
We are back!
2 ass*ss*nation attempts
34 felonies
2 impeachments
Arrested
4 indictments

Now he’s TIME Person of the Year.
December 12, 2024 at 3:22 PM
President Trump rings the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange at the NYSE

American business is BACK!

MAGA
December 12, 2024 at 2:51 PM
The Federal government spends 80% of its annual $100 billion IT budget on maintaining outdated systems.

Not only are older systems more expensive to maintain, but they are also more vulnerable to hackers.

Source:

www.gao.gov/blog/outdate...
Outdated and Old IT Systems Slow Government and Put Taxpayers at Risk
How long does it take to get a payment from the government? Tax refunds, Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid claims, and much more are processed through federal IT systems. But many of these system...
www.gao.gov
December 10, 2024 at 4:49 AM
New Senate investigation finds just 6% of federal workers show up to work in person.

Not a single Government agency is occupying even half of their office space.
December 5, 2024 at 6:00 PM
If you exclude security guards & maintenance personnel, the number of government workers who show up in person and do 40 hours of work a week is closer to 1%!

Almost no one

nypost.com/2024/12/05/u...
Only 6% of federal workers show up in person on a full-time basis, scathing Senate report reveals
A paltry 6% of the federal workforce “report in-person on a full-time basis” while almost one-third of federal workers are remote on a full-time basis, in a sharp turn-around from the p…
nypost.com
December 5, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Last week, the Social Security Administration signed an agreement allowing 42,000 SSA workers to work from home until 2029

Source:
bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
https://bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
December 5, 2024 at 3:40 PM
DOGE will cut spending in Washington, and the squeals will be deafening.
December 5, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Would you support President Trump on Mount Rushmore?
November 30, 2024 at 2:49 PM
President Trump just shared this on Truth Social. I cannot express how much World Leaders truly respect him, Peace Thru Strength!
November 28, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Texas' land chief, Dawn Buckingham, offered Trump's incoming administration more land for violent criminal deportation facilities as the border czar, Tom Homan visits the U.S. southern border.
November 26, 2024 at 10:07 PM
DOGE is going to be the most important government department—because it’s the key to saving America from bankruptcy.
November 24, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Most federal workers don’t physically show up, yet the cost of maintaining & providing energy for govt office buildings is $15BN/year (not counting billions more spent on office furnishings). The government owns 7,967 vacant buildings. This is nuts. Sounds like a job for DOGE.
November 24, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Should we abolish the IRS and go with a flat tax system?

A) Yes, flat tax now
B) No, keep the IRS but lower taxes
November 22, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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The Babylon Bee's Man Of The Year Is Rachel Levine
The Babylon Bee's Man Of The Year Is Rachel Levine
The Babylon Bee has selected Rachel Levine as its first annual Man of the Year. 
babylonbee.com
November 21, 2024 at 6:19 PM
More waste for the DOGE to eliminate from the FBI. The Security Division hosted group walks, office chair yoga, coloring sessions, and painting classes - all on the taxpayer's dime
November 21, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Federal government agencies are using, on average, just 12% of the space in their DC headquarters. The Department of Agriculture, with space for more than 7,400 people, averaged 456 workers each day (6% occupancy).

Why are American taxpayer dollars being spent to maintain empty buildings?
November 21, 2024 at 5:48 AM
The Department of State just told Ukraine they can keep $4.65 BILLION in hard-earned taxpayer money they originally were supposed to pay back.

ENOUGH is ENOUGH America is tired of our money being wasted on endless foreign wars!
November 20, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Do you support cutting all funding for DEI programs?
November 20, 2024 at 11:20 AM
The General Land Office is offering President-elect Donald Trump a 1,400-acre Starr County ranch as a site to build detention centers for mass deportations of undocumented immigrants, according to a letter the office sent him Tuesday.
November 20, 2024 at 4:19 AM
The NIH (again) spent $874,503 to study the sex habits of Japanese quails on cocaine (again).

Who hired these pervert scienetists and why can't they stop getting animals high?

No more animal studies for the NIH!
November 20, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Did you know the DOJ spent $70,000 on a conference table for Andrew McCabe?

Not only did they waste your money on this extravagent conference table, they redacted it and tried to cover it up!

Next time they need a table, they can pick up a plastic folder at Wal-Mart!
November 20, 2024 at 4:11 AM
- Pentagon can’t fully account for $824 Billion
- $236 Billion in improper payments in federal programs in 2023
- $200 Billion in pandemic relief went to fraud/abuse
- The U.S. failed to track $1 Billion in Ukraine Aid

How much do we not yet know about?
November 20, 2024 at 4:07 AM