Dog Baldr
@dogbaldr.bsky.social
Often locked bottom, previously @baldrpup on twatter, not sure if ‘pup’ fits anymore. Just a nerdy sub careening through life. Love video games, Gunpla, leather, chastity, assplay and more. Married so I’m not chasing a collar, but open to fun and kinky pl
The worst part about getting absolutely railed by a cock that’s like, 8-9” X 6”, is not pooping until a day and a half has passed 😅
November 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The worst part about getting absolutely railed by a cock that’s like, 8-9” X 6”, is not pooping until a day and a half has passed 😅
I dunno what it is about these twenty-somethings on Sniffies all tryna fuck my ass, but my hole is just living its best life.
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I dunno what it is about these twenty-somethings on Sniffies all tryna fuck my ass, but my hole is just living its best life.
Skipping a meal to get railed is the most bottom thing I have ever done >.>
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Skipping a meal to get railed is the most bottom thing I have ever done >.>
22 y/o from last week came by for thirds today. He’s a shy guy, so I’m like “you can rest your head on my back, I’m not gonna be offended” as I’ve felt him brush against it. He does, and soon all of his torso is pressed against me, bent over the corner of the bed, and he tells me “you win”.
October 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
22 y/o from last week came by for thirds today. He’s a shy guy, so I’m like “you can rest your head on my back, I’m not gonna be offended” as I’ve felt him brush against it. He does, and soon all of his torso is pressed against me, bent over the corner of the bed, and he tells me “you win”.
You don’t realize how old you are until you’re sitting there going “the 22 y/o who hit you up again yesterday and utterly wrecked your hole is half your age. You literally could be his father.”
Harsher realization than the random grays in my beard 😅
Harsher realization than the random grays in my beard 😅
October 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You don’t realize how old you are until you’re sitting there going “the 22 y/o who hit you up again yesterday and utterly wrecked your hole is half your age. You literally could be his father.”
Harsher realization than the random grays in my beard 😅
Harsher realization than the random grays in my beard 😅
I may not be doing Locktober proper, but I did spend yesterday afternoon locked and got plowed for an hour by someone with an 8.5” long dick.
Ya know, in solidarity or whatever
Ya know, in solidarity or whatever
October 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I may not be doing Locktober proper, but I did spend yesterday afternoon locked and got plowed for an hour by someone with an 8.5” long dick.
Ya know, in solidarity or whatever
Ya know, in solidarity or whatever
To Locktober or not to Locktober, that is the question 🫤
September 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
To Locktober or not to Locktober, that is the question 🫤
This is especially funny to me, as I tried to buy Silksong on both Steam and via HumbleBundle’s store earlier, neither got me a game code (Humble put a hold on my card though >.<) and so the decision was made for me.
On the plus side, I got to be a hole for a thick, meaty, uncut cock for an hour.
On the plus side, I got to be a hole for a thick, meaty, uncut cock for an hour.
September 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This is especially funny to me, as I tried to buy Silksong on both Steam and via HumbleBundle’s store earlier, neither got me a game code (Humble put a hold on my card though >.<) and so the decision was made for me.
On the plus side, I got to be a hole for a thick, meaty, uncut cock for an hour.
On the plus side, I got to be a hole for a thick, meaty, uncut cock for an hour.
Me before I left for bear night at the bathhouse: “yeah, nothing really ever happens for me, but the hot tub and pool will be lovely.”
Me talking with the hubs about the events that night: “so yeah, pool & sauna were great, six or seven loads, and I was spit roasted twice in the dark room….”
Me talking with the hubs about the events that night: “so yeah, pool & sauna were great, six or seven loads, and I was spit roasted twice in the dark room….”
August 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Me before I left for bear night at the bathhouse: “yeah, nothing really ever happens for me, but the hot tub and pool will be lovely.”
Me talking with the hubs about the events that night: “so yeah, pool & sauna were great, six or seven loads, and I was spit roasted twice in the dark room….”
Me talking with the hubs about the events that night: “so yeah, pool & sauna were great, six or seven loads, and I was spit roasted twice in the dark room….”
Disappointing to see just how in lockstep people are already becoming for Newsom for president in 2028. I just LOVE the idea of fucking over my trans sister’s rights because we cannot demand better from democrats THIS early in the process still.
August 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Disappointing to see just how in lockstep people are already becoming for Newsom for president in 2028. I just LOVE the idea of fucking over my trans sister’s rights because we cannot demand better from democrats THIS early in the process still.
As I sit here, impaled on a fairly sizable dildo, I ask myself, “where is the hypno for people who no longer wish to be buttsluts?” Nature abhors a vacuum, so who’s filling that niche?
August 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
As I sit here, impaled on a fairly sizable dildo, I ask myself, “where is the hypno for people who no longer wish to be buttsluts?” Nature abhors a vacuum, so who’s filling that niche?
Does this thong make my dick look locked?
August 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Does this thong make my dick look locked?
*intrusive bottom thoughts*
“You know, I bet if I just wiggle down I can take the flare at the base of this plug…”
I did not do this, but I definitely thought it.
“You know, I bet if I just wiggle down I can take the flare at the base of this plug…”
I did not do this, but I definitely thought it.
August 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
*intrusive bottom thoughts*
“You know, I bet if I just wiggle down I can take the flare at the base of this plug…”
I did not do this, but I definitely thought it.
“You know, I bet if I just wiggle down I can take the flare at the base of this plug…”
I did not do this, but I definitely thought it.
Please send help, my hole is bullying me into abusing it with large toys. This is a Medium Flint from @bad-dragon.com , roughly 7” depth and 9” around. I need bigger toys, as this fits far too easily these days >.>
August 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Please send help, my hole is bullying me into abusing it with large toys. This is a Medium Flint from @bad-dragon.com , roughly 7” depth and 9” around. I need bigger toys, as this fits far too easily these days >.>
Having a gay doctor is always amusing, but yesterday, he called me a “good boy” in that tone of voice (you know the one…) and that was just the most random short circuiting of a conversion I’ve had in a while.
August 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Having a gay doctor is always amusing, but yesterday, he called me a “good boy” in that tone of voice (you know the one…) and that was just the most random short circuiting of a conversion I’ve had in a while.
I don’t want to work today. Just put me in my straitjacket, tie down my legs, strap on a blindfold, and feed hypo files through headphones for a few hours until I’m only capable of making dog noises. No thoughts, no words, just dog.
If possible, hoist up my legs and run a train on my hole, too.
If possible, hoist up my legs and run a train on my hole, too.
July 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I don’t want to work today. Just put me in my straitjacket, tie down my legs, strap on a blindfold, and feed hypo files through headphones for a few hours until I’m only capable of making dog noises. No thoughts, no words, just dog.
If possible, hoist up my legs and run a train on my hole, too.
If possible, hoist up my legs and run a train on my hole, too.
Can confirm, this hits nice and hard.
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July 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Can confirm, this hits nice and hard.
As I’ve been on a sudden “shove all the things in my butt” kick, I found that I can now take every toy that I own. I find myself needing to size up my mare maker, but I’m not sure if I should skip the 85 (since I already have an 8.5” circumference plug) and jump straight to the 100 or not. 🫤
June 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
As I’ve been on a sudden “shove all the things in my butt” kick, I found that I can now take every toy that I own. I find myself needing to size up my mare maker, but I’m not sure if I should skip the 85 (since I already have an 8.5” circumference plug) and jump straight to the 100 or not. 🫤
Apparently, I need to buy new, larger butt toys. 🫤
June 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Apparently, I need to buy new, larger butt toys. 🫤
I never really expected my 40s would be my slut era, but these guys on Sniffies definitely trying to make it happen.
May 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I never really expected my 40s would be my slut era, but these guys on Sniffies definitely trying to make it happen.
The is appropriate attire for under my jeans while I mow the lawn, right? Also wearing my cage, of course.
May 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The is appropriate attire for under my jeans while I mow the lawn, right? Also wearing my cage, of course.
It’s been quite a while since I took an actual 8.5”+ cock, but I managed to get two loads out of him so I’m going to call this a win.
April 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It’s been quite a while since I took an actual 8.5”+ cock, but I managed to get two loads out of him so I’m going to call this a win.
Gee, what a shock. Trump probably got paid AND gets another propaganda outlet to boot.
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An update on the TikTok situation from our monitoring on Reddit. Now you get TOS'ed for saying negative comments about meta and Zuckerberg, left-wing politics get flagged as misinformation, and you can't tag #fucktrump #fuckelon or #fuckmeta but you CAN tag #fuckbiden and #fuckkamala
January 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Gee, what a shock. Trump probably got paid AND gets another propaganda outlet to boot.
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Just some quality time with the Mare Maker today
December 22, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Just some quality time with the Mare Maker today
Been under the weather, so just stuck to my egg plug yesterday to remind my hole I want it to remain more flexible. Consistency is key
December 18, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Been under the weather, so just stuck to my egg plug yesterday to remind my hole I want it to remain more flexible. Consistency is key