嗨，我是乔·拜登，救命！我被困在一个中国人的身体里了！我需要37美元和一包新港薄荷香烟才能逃出去！你能给我寄点东西吗？这样我才能继续为美国人民而战！未来掌握在你们手中！
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
嗨，我是乔·拜登，救命！我被困在一个中国人的身体里了！我需要37美元和一包新港薄荷香烟才能逃出去！你能给我寄点东西吗？这样我才能继续为美国人民而战！未来掌握在你们手中！
all kids know these days is sleep, shuffle to the slop trough, eat slop, and be harvested by the aliens that farm us for our meat
October 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
all kids know these days is sleep, shuffle to the slop trough, eat slop, and be harvested by the aliens that farm us for our meat
Thank you for your attention on this matter!
October 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Thank you for your attention on this matter!
Yeah I got raptured but they sent me back. No they didn’t say why. St. Peter took one look at me and the cherubim seized me and threw me into a metal box and then I woke up back in my now-crashed toyota Yaris
September 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Yeah I got raptured but they sent me back. No they didn’t say why. St. Peter took one look at me and the cherubim seized me and threw me into a metal box and then I woke up back in my now-crashed toyota Yaris
Holy shit fuck Texas so much no offense if you live there but your state sucks ass I’ve yet to discover a single redeeming quality
July 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Holy shit fuck Texas so much no offense if you live there but your state sucks ass I’ve yet to discover a single redeeming quality
Printing out another Donald photo tonight my stomach yearns for the printer ink and my heart yearns for his disintegration (in my stomach)
June 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Printing out another Donald photo tonight my stomach yearns for the printer ink and my heart yearns for his disintegration (in my stomach)
not voting should count as a vote for no president and if that ticket wins basically we just figure out how well the government works without one. idk what to tell you man it could be a fun change
May 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
not voting should count as a vote for no president and if that ticket wins basically we just figure out how well the government works without one. idk what to tell you man it could be a fun change
for the love of all that is holy DO NOT let jd vance go to the pope’s funeral. he already got one, the last thing we need now is to pick an whole new papal conclave
April 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
for the love of all that is holy DO NOT let jd vance go to the pope’s funeral. he already got one, the last thing we need now is to pick an whole new papal conclave
If the US government can play chicken with total economic collapse, so can we! Take all your money out of the bank! It’ll be fun! We can all lose together!
April 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If the US government can play chicken with total economic collapse, so can we! Take all your money out of the bank! It’ll be fun! We can all lose together!
Every time I get pissed off I print out a photo of donald trump and eat it. It’s probably really unhealthy but honestly I don’t really care
March 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Every time I get pissed off I print out a photo of donald trump and eat it. It’s probably really unhealthy but honestly I don’t really care
ENOUGH with all this drilling, baby. We need to MINE for more EGGS to get the SKYROCKETING PRICES down. #eggs #eggprices #costoflivingcrisis #environment
March 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
ENOUGH with all this drilling, baby. We need to MINE for more EGGS to get the SKYROCKETING PRICES down. #eggs #eggprices #costoflivingcrisis #environment
Ghost noise bad oosa noise only #shitoftheunionaddress
March 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ghost noise bad oosa noise only #shitoftheunionaddress
Real shit, can we like, give Texas back to Mexico? 🥺
March 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Real shit, can we like, give Texas back to Mexico? 🥺
new solution to the penny problem: move penny production overseas for maximum pennies and maximum efficiency !
February 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
new solution to the penny problem: move penny production overseas for maximum pennies and maximum efficiency !
what the hell is a genghis and why is there a convention for them?
December 4, 2024 at 2:42 AM
what the hell is a genghis and why is there a convention for them?
Heartwarming! The De Beers Group just announced that they will no longer use child slaves in the production of their diamonds! Instead, the children will be ethically killed and their remains turned into flawless lab-grown diamonds! We become a more thoughtful and kind society every day! 😊
November 30, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Heartwarming! The De Beers Group just announced that they will no longer use child slaves in the production of their diamonds! Instead, the children will be ethically killed and their remains turned into flawless lab-grown diamonds! We become a more thoughtful and kind society every day! 😊
At least the bathroom I had a minor breakdown in for the 2024 election was much better than the bathroom I had a minor breakdown in for the 2016 election
November 6, 2024 at 8:18 PM
At least the bathroom I had a minor breakdown in for the 2024 election was much better than the bathroom I had a minor breakdown in for the 2016 election
Just woke up after a lovely 13 day nap! Hope everything’s goin- fucking shit fuck
November 6, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Just woke up after a lovely 13 day nap! Hope everything’s goin- fucking shit fuck
its really joever, isn't it?
July 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
its really joever, isn't it?
i'm so happy we ended up in the version of the matrix that was made by EA.
July 19, 2024 at 5:16 AM
i'm so happy we ended up in the version of the matrix that was made by EA.
*theoretical scenario*
if corporations were legally "persons" could we legally sentence these "persons" to death if it were warranted?
*theoretical scenario*
#pleasedontsendpinkertons
if corporations were legally "persons" could we legally sentence these "persons" to death if it were warranted?
*theoretical scenario*
#pleasedontsendpinkertons
July 1, 2024 at 5:42 AM
*theoretical scenario*
if corporations were legally "persons" could we legally sentence these "persons" to death if it were warranted?
*theoretical scenario*
#pleasedontsendpinkertons
if corporations were legally "persons" could we legally sentence these "persons" to death if it were warranted?
*theoretical scenario*
#pleasedontsendpinkertons
the US is denied a third party political party because any new party would have to assume a color that doesn't have the prestige of being on the flag. I have no proof for this but it seems accurate.
February 9, 2024 at 5:45 AM
the US is denied a third party political party because any new party would have to assume a color that doesn't have the prestige of being on the flag. I have no proof for this but it seems accurate.