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A foul stench permeates the air.
You may remember me from such performances as Mr Onion and Mr Nimbus from the other place, or Rocky Robben from the days of AHFC.
Pinned
Football fans rejoice!
We can cure baldness, claim scientists
Spanish researchers say hopes are high after using stem cell cocktail to reverse hair loss in mice
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Up and at them. New Year let's do this. Nah not really, just peeled myself out of bed
January 5, 2026 at 9:20 AM
a few nice cameos from fringe players, Santos excellent, Josh good, even Delap looked like a football player when he came on. Maresca clearly had players he didn't fancy, hopefully a clean slate will inspire a few of them. And again, no defenders playing no. 10 hoorah!
January 4, 2026 at 8:29 PM
f off Pep and f off Maresca. Still fight in the boys and no defenders playing no. 10
January 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Lovely stuff
January 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Get Garnacho on for Neto
January 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
More i see there goal it looks like bad goalkeeping
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Hato?? Delap?? 'Kin 'el
January 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Neto shite as per usual
January 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Palmer RW?
January 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
With this set up we might only lose 3 nil
January 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Sanchez and Fofana both out.
January 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
appears to boil down to Maresca unable to take criticism. Taking the 'don't know what you're doing' chant to heart as edict to rotate and manage minutes came from above. The above wouldn't put a message that they were sabotaging the club to ensure sub standard players get minutes and protect value
As always, here’s @theathleticfc.bsky.social read on a change of head coach at #CFC. Read how:
• Maresca given 2 votes of confidence
• didn’t talk to players after final game
• medical dept recommendations major issue for parting ways
• new contract wanted
www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...
Inside Enzo Maresca’s Chelsea exit: Rotation disagreements, Man City talks and defender woe
Enzo Maresca left Chelsea on New Year's Day but the seeds of his exit were sown many months before
www.nytimes.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Reposted by Toadbald
I think the contract is it. Enzo wanted a new one or improved terms after the CWC win, instead the SDs gave themselves new contracts and pats no the back.
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
love the briefings coming straight out with it will be a new permanent head coach. We're mid-season in a world cup year. Who are you getting now that is an ideal fit and long term target? Not that 'permanent' really means anything when your two 5-year contract coaches lasted 25 months between them
January 1, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Would McKenna leave Ipswich at this point?
January 1, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Ten Haag is available
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Well I'll be damned, coach who did everything possible to insert as much City influence at Chelsea as possible is interested in the City job. Time to strip out the cancerous City faction entirely.
🚨 EXCL: Enzo Maresca informed Chelsea (twice late Oct & again mid-Dec after post-Everton comments) he was talking to people associated with Man City about #MCFC manager position if/when vacancy arises. #CFC contract obliged 45yo to do so 🚨

@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...
Chelsea part ways with Enzo Maresca with immediate effect
The Italian had been on a five-year deal through to 2029.
www.nytimes.com
January 1, 2026 at 12:52 PM
2026 shaping up to be a great year
January 1, 2026 at 12:31 PM
January 1, 2026 at 12:06 PM
As much as I hate Maresca, he does have a point. A lot of the terrible squad decisions are nothing to do with him. Plus he's under pressure to play those players who aren't good enough.
December 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Best news of the year
Enzo Maresca’s position at Chelsea is under growing pressure, with the club prepared to act next month if results fail to improve. (Sky sports)
December 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This season is dead. We're going down the drain at a rate of knots. I want everyone sacked, but in reality nothing will change until BlueCo f*** off
December 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Taking Delap off for Santos when you need a goal in the 85th minute tells you everything there is to know
December 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Lept like a salmon there 🤣
December 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My guess, we huff and puff and manage to get a lead, then concede late on from another long throw. 3-3
December 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM