Toadbald
@doctoad.bsky.social
A foul stench permeates the air.
You may remember me from such performances as Mr Onion and Mr Nimbus from the other place, or Rocky Robben from the days of AHFC.
You may remember me from such performances as Mr Onion and Mr Nimbus from the other place, or Rocky Robben from the days of AHFC.
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No.
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
No.
Anyone else put the knife in the toaster to warm it up for buttering? Just me?
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Anyone else put the knife in the toaster to warm it up for buttering? Just me?
Word's new habit of asking me to save when I close a document I haven't edited is really unnerving
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Word's new habit of asking me to save when I close a document I haven't edited is really unnerving
Surely they'll pick Tosin...
🚨Exclusive: Chelsea's Trevoh Chalobah set to replace injured Marc Guehi in England's squad today.
More on @BBCSport: 👇
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
More on @BBCSport: 👇
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Trevor Chalobah set to replace Marc Guehi in England squad
Chelsea's Trevoh Chalobah is set to join up with the England squad to replace injured Crystal Palace defender Marc Guehi.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Surely they'll pick Tosin...
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No.
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
No.
and lo, the trillionaires wept, for there were no more industries to conquer
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
and lo, the trillionaires wept, for there were no more industries to conquer
I think Liverpool are probably safe from relegation
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I think Liverpool are probably safe from relegation
Garnacho and Enzo very good tonight
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Garnacho and Enzo very good tonight
Cucurella is so bad. I know, I know, he runs around a lot
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Cucurella is so bad. I know, I know, he runs around a lot
Guiu 2 shots from 2 yards, both off target
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Guiu 2 shots from 2 yards, both off target
Been off 5 minutes, 2 goals scored
Delap off please, absolute pony
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Been off 5 minutes, 2 goals scored
Delap off please, absolute pony
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Delap off please, absolute pony
News that will shock no one, Joao Pedro is not as good as he looked in the CWC
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
News that will shock no one, Joao Pedro is not as good as he looked in the CWC
I had this exact debate with my dad. I told him that net immigration had been running at close to 1 million a year and asked how many of those he thought were coming by small boat.
His answer was half a million. Out by a factor of 10.
But this is the view that's presented to people in their feeds.
His answer was half a million. Out by a factor of 10.
But this is the view that's presented to people in their feeds.
"So a major driver of immigration becoming such a central societal and political issue is a growing concern about asylum seekers perceived as coming illegally – but this is built on an extraordinarily wrong view of their scale"
@bobbyduffy.bsky.social & @elielcohen.bsky.social write for the LSE
@bobbyduffy.bsky.social & @elielcohen.bsky.social write for the LSE
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November 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I had this exact debate with my dad. I told him that net immigration had been running at close to 1 million a year and asked how many of those he thought were coming by small boat.
His answer was half a million. Out by a factor of 10.
But this is the view that's presented to people in their feeds.
His answer was half a million. Out by a factor of 10.
But this is the view that's presented to people in their feeds.
Have we got a front of shirt sponsor yet? - No
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November 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Have we got a front of shirt sponsor yet? - No
(new daily post)
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The rumoured 2p increase in income tax and 2p reduction in NI (abolishing it for those earning £50k+) is a bloody brilliant idea. Should go further and completely roll NI into income tax IMO. #ThePolitics
October 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The rumoured 2p increase in income tax and 2p reduction in NI (abolishing it for those earning £50k+) is a bloody brilliant idea. Should go further and completely roll NI into income tax IMO. #ThePolitics
Is there anything worth watching on Netflix?
October 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Is there anything worth watching on Netflix?
You may think I'm overly critical of Chelsea, but I'm fed up with this shit. We're a laughing stock. These morons came in 3 years ago telling everyone else they know better. Spent more than anyone ever, sold off parts of the club, and STILL put out regular puff pieces on how great they are
October 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You may think I'm overly critical of Chelsea, but I'm fed up with this shit. We're a laughing stock. These morons came in 3 years ago telling everyone else they know better. Spent more than anyone ever, sold off parts of the club, and STILL put out regular puff pieces on how great they are
How did everyone's favourite, Guiu, get on today? Shit? You don't say
October 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
How did everyone's favourite, Guiu, get on today? Shit? You don't say
You've got to hand it to them. The ultimate harbingers of doom. They've got some cheek putting Lavia in the image.
#CFC have made a conscious change of strategy in how to manage players to help prevent injury/keep them fresh. While setbacks can still happen due to nature of sport, they see increased minutes for Reece James in 2025 as sign methods work. Explainer here: www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...
Reece James, Romeo Lavia, and Chelsea’s different approach to managing comebacks
Chelsea beat Ajax with a heavily-rotated side on Wednesday night - it is all part of the club's plans to limit injury absences
www.nytimes.com
October 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You've got to hand it to them. The ultimate harbingers of doom. They've got some cheek putting Lavia in the image.
You've got to hand it to the resident doctors. No other group is so far up their own arse as to demand another(!) 20+% pay rise while the rest of the country (excluding bankers) see year-on-year real terms pay cuts
Resident doctors in England to go on strike for five days next month
Hospital bosses warn 14-19 November stoppage will make it harder to manage winter viruses and tackle waiting lists
www.theguardian.com
October 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You've got to hand it to the resident doctors. No other group is so far up their own arse as to demand another(!) 20+% pay rise while the rest of the country (excluding bankers) see year-on-year real terms pay cuts
Amen
Tax the old
Britain cannot afford to bribe well-off pensioners any longer. Rachel Reeves must invest in the young
🖊️ Andrew Marr
Britain cannot afford to bribe well-off pensioners any longer. Rachel Reeves must invest in the young
🖊️ Andrew Marr
Tax the old
Britain cannot afford to bribe well-off pensioners any longer. Rachel Reeves must invest in the young
www.newstatesman.com
October 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Amen
Victoria Derbyshire really is the political interviewer of our times. Absolute gobshite, spinning all the nonsense nimby and ponzi scheme arguments you hear from your average pensioner.
October 19, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Victoria Derbyshire really is the political interviewer of our times. Absolute gobshite, spinning all the nonsense nimby and ponzi scheme arguments you hear from your average pensioner.
Just seen the MOTD highlights. We won 3-0, can't complain, but on another day we could have conceded 5.
October 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Just seen the MOTD highlights. We won 3-0, can't complain, but on another day we could have conceded 5.
so those fans singing 'sacked in the morning' were the ones on Ange's side afterall?
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
so those fans singing 'sacked in the morning' were the ones on Ange's side afterall?