Duncan Fisher
docfisher.bsky.social
Duncan Fisher
@docfisher.bsky.social
Episcopalian science guy.
You keep opening the fridge, and there's still nothing there you want, and that's Bluesky.
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
What time zone is the Rapture supposed to come in? I'm getting worried.
September 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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The Complete Index to Salt Lake City's Nightmare Theater has a new cover!

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July 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Not sure I want whatever they sell …
July 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Won't someone PLEASE think of the cane sugar in Coke
July 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This is a pretty sudden onset. And the change is not trivial. I'd work him up for congestive heart failure. That's what I'd do.
July 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Interrupt my music on YouTube and I will despise your product and NEVER buy it.
July 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Seriously, they're the worst!
June 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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It would be a shame if this became a meme.

#TACO
#TrumpAlwaysChickensOut
May 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It’s like trying to talk to the Black Panthers now, only they’re white.
March 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The MAGA poor hate the rich; the MAGA rich hate the poor.
March 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The reason I’ve given up trying to talk to MAGA is that it all functions at the level of tabu for them, and I don’t know how to fight that.
March 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Just gave up on what I think will be my last ‘conversation’ with a MAGA member. I know these people are siloed and undereducated. But I also think they’re dumb as oil cans.
March 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If I was courteous to you in the last 8 years trying to respond to your MAGA shit, I may be entitled to compensation.
March 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Write your congresspeople, even if they're little MAGA shits. Say 'economy' a lot, and use examples. They're more afraid of their electorates' wrath than they are of trump. Even they will hear it.
February 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
And why is X the state news outlet?
February 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Nothing says Pseudo like lip-synching the Steve Miller Band while you’re feeding the neighbor’s cats.
February 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
More …

a. asbestos
b. cowbell
c. , cried Oliver
d. , Thomas (d. 1535)

Explain your answer.
February 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Kick his ass, Canada. We never wanted the little shit ourselves.
February 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
MAGA: ''Bishop Budde was divisive and hurtful."

Matthew 10:34: “Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword."

He's talking to you, MAGA, through her.
January 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fine then. I’ll just move over to Bebo. Or possibly MySpace.
January 19, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Princess: 'I can kiss this talking frog and get a prince!'

Smart princess: 'I have a talking frog!'
January 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM