Doc Barbicide
@docbarbicide.bsky.social
Following and reposting the coolest nonsense the bird app used to have the corner on.
App idea: Rayray's balls ring in the hour like church bells.
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
App idea: Rayray's balls ring in the hour like church bells.
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Like for Seahawks retweet for Patriots 🏈
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Like for Seahawks retweet for Patriots 🏈
You're going to knock someone out one of these days with those things and I hope its on film.
February 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
You're going to knock someone out one of these days with those things and I hope its on film.
Oh god damn it i dont need a new kink right now!
February 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Oh god damn it i dont need a new kink right now!
Love finding examples of kink I'm not into that makes me think, "okay, yeah I get it." But also those are cute as hell fish nets that make me feel a way about your feet.
February 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Love finding examples of kink I'm not into that makes me think, "okay, yeah I get it." But also those are cute as hell fish nets that make me feel a way about your feet.
Folks keep try'n to sell me crazy pillow ideas and I'm just like, "this!" I want to sleep and rest my head on this.
Gorgeous btw. Be well.
Gorgeous btw. Be well.
February 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Folks keep try'n to sell me crazy pillow ideas and I'm just like, "this!" I want to sleep and rest my head on this.
Gorgeous btw. Be well.
Gorgeous btw. Be well.
Any thoughts about getting those utters pierced? Wowzah!
February 1, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Any thoughts about getting those utters pierced? Wowzah!
I offer myself as tribute to keep the diamond nipples warm! 🙋♂️
January 26, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I offer myself as tribute to keep the diamond nipples warm! 🙋♂️
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ICE not allowing agents to have unsupervised copies of ICE policies or to take any notes is an admission by ICE that it knows the policies are illegal.
January 21, 2026 at 11:51 PM
ICE not allowing agents to have unsupervised copies of ICE policies or to take any notes is an admission by ICE that it knows the policies are illegal.
Maybe. Stupid human bodies love to store fat in the hardest places to lose it.
January 21, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Maybe. Stupid human bodies love to store fat in the hardest places to lose it.
BBW FTW!
Would losing weight make a difference with how hrt changes fat distribution and development of breast tissue? I'd guess you'd lose weight around your abdomine and legs before losing and breast volume.
Would losing weight make a difference with how hrt changes fat distribution and development of breast tissue? I'd guess you'd lose weight around your abdomine and legs before losing and breast volume.
January 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
BBW FTW!
Would losing weight make a difference with how hrt changes fat distribution and development of breast tissue? I'd guess you'd lose weight around your abdomine and legs before losing and breast volume.
Would losing weight make a difference with how hrt changes fat distribution and development of breast tissue? I'd guess you'd lose weight around your abdomine and legs before losing and breast volume.
Crazy anyone would mistake you for average.
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Crazy anyone would mistake you for average.
Onta and Tokifuji. Damn jerk faces making me gay...er
January 19, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Onta and Tokifuji. Damn jerk faces making me gay...er
The face and bum that turned a generation into furry queer pervs. (All respect to Disney's Robin Hood)
January 19, 2026 at 11:51 AM
The face and bum that turned a generation into furry queer pervs. (All respect to Disney's Robin Hood)
Just needs doritos and the good tv
January 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Just needs doritos and the good tv
Oh, the humanity!
January 15, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Oh, the humanity!
In soviet russa boats motor you!
January 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
In soviet russa boats motor you!
Im gonna pet dat dawg!
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Im gonna pet dat dawg!
Here's a rabbit hole for you to fall down. A massive number of shows take place in the same universe (in large part thanks to Detective Munch) and none of them are real *spookey noises*
www.mentalfloss.com/article/5007...
www.mentalfloss.com/article/5007...
The Tommy Westphall Theory of a Unified TV Universe, Explained
In the Tommy Westphall Universe, one kid's snow globe is the key to connecting 'I Love Lucy' and 'The Wire.'
www.mentalfloss.com
January 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Here's a rabbit hole for you to fall down. A massive number of shows take place in the same universe (in large part thanks to Detective Munch) and none of them are real *spookey noises*
www.mentalfloss.com/article/5007...
www.mentalfloss.com/article/5007...
Deep Dish is fantastic food. It isn't pizza.
January 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Deep Dish is fantastic food. It isn't pizza.
So mad to see his stupid face on our passes. The ego on this little man.
January 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
So mad to see his stupid face on our passes. The ego on this little man.
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"Iron laws of the world"? Some of America's most important national accomplishments are about leading humanity away from this kind of bullshit.
If we let ideologues like Stephen Miller drag us back into a world where brute force is all that matters, all of us will be less safe.
If we let ideologues like Stephen Miller drag us back into a world where brute force is all that matters, all of us will be less safe.
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
"Iron laws of the world"? Some of America's most important national accomplishments are about leading humanity away from this kind of bullshit.
If we let ideologues like Stephen Miller drag us back into a world where brute force is all that matters, all of us will be less safe.
If we let ideologues like Stephen Miller drag us back into a world where brute force is all that matters, all of us will be less safe.
Marvalous garbage. Truly a bad good movie that get a boost from competent fight choreography. I suggest Versus if you can find it.
January 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Marvalous garbage. Truly a bad good movie that get a boost from competent fight choreography. I suggest Versus if you can find it.
Genuinely hope the new number sees better times for. Fingers crossed karma gets its shit together and gives people the year they deserve.
December 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Genuinely hope the new number sees better times for. Fingers crossed karma gets its shit together and gives people the year they deserve.