🌻Bobert🌻Snorkellson🌻🇺🇦🇮🇱
@dobidan.bsky.social
This app’s Dumbest Bitch | Good source of protein | Political Ideologies Speedrunner | Scientifically (in a lab) proven incapable of forming a coherent thought | Always dthf | AMA | DMs are open
(They/them (7 rats in a trenchcoat))
(They/them (7 rats in a trenchcoat))
Giving lifechanging advice based on a thing I saw once in passing and 1 minute of googling
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Giving lifechanging advice based on a thing I saw once in passing and 1 minute of googling
We are all meatships sailing the Timesea
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
We are all meatships sailing the Timesea
Reposted by 🌻Bobert🌻Snorkellson🌻🇺🇦🇮🇱
Tool-assisted Nirvana speedrun
August 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Tool-assisted Nirvana speedrun
Nuclear war will happen as soon as there will be a realisation that it will not lead to total annihilation of everything on Earth
October 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Nuclear war will happen as soon as there will be a realisation that it will not lead to total annihilation of everything on Earth
Tool-assisted Nirvana speedrun
August 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Tool-assisted Nirvana speedrun
Technology truly matures when it starts being used to spread lies
August 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Technology truly matures when it starts being used to spread lies
Proud to introduce a new literary trope: Chekhov’s 5XL Condom
August 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Proud to introduce a new literary trope: Chekhov’s 5XL Condom
חיים ממוות ועד מוות הבא
July 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
חיים ממוות ועד מוות הבא
New INSANE type of guy discovered: a guy who is specifically (and openly) into only Maori porn
July 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
New INSANE type of guy discovered: a guy who is specifically (and openly) into only Maori porn
I want to know where on political compass lies statement “gay marriage is allowed, but only within race”
July 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I want to know where on political compass lies statement “gay marriage is allowed, but only within race”
Humans can get promoted from “Great Apes” to “Grand Apes” after killing off all other species of Great Apes
June 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Humans can get promoted from “Great Apes” to “Grand Apes” after killing off all other species of Great Apes
“The Kama Sutra of making love”
June 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
“The Kama Sutra of making love”
Scythians ruining Buddhism is literally worse than 9/11
June 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Scythians ruining Buddhism is literally worse than 9/11
Opinions on my side of political spectrum are much less biased and much more objective
May 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Opinions on my side of political spectrum are much less biased and much more objective
Texting “Rumours” to all of my friends hoping to learn about some new places to go to
May 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Texting “Rumours” to all of my friends hoping to learn about some new places to go to
“Gift of Life” is a freebie
May 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
“Gift of Life” is a freebie
“Jesus was the first rabbi” + “Jesus was the first JoJo” = Rabbi JoJo
May 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
“Jesus was the first rabbi” + “Jesus was the first JoJo” = Rabbi JoJo
Got banned on Reddit for “threats of voilence” for wishing a dead russian heli pilot to suffer torture in Hell and when the Judgement Day comes to be put at the end of the line so he can get tortured even more lol
April 19, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Got banned on Reddit for “threats of voilence” for wishing a dead russian heli pilot to suffer torture in Hell and when the Judgement Day comes to be put at the end of the line so he can get tortured even more lol
“Itbah Al-Yahood” representatives in the replies, as usual, every time Israel is mentioned. Export of those things is bad: they are selling the tough, hard, wear-resistant tips (millimg cutters, drills, inserts) of tools, not the whole machines. Still, the title reads like we sell machinery as well
⚡️ Israeli firms are supplying tools used to build Russia’s S-400 systems and Su-35 jets, despite sanctions, a new investigation finds.
united24media.com/latest-news/...
united24media.com/latest-news/...
Israeli Firms Supplying Tools for Russia’s S-400 and Su-35 Production Despite Sanctions, Investigation Finds
Israeli metalworking tools continue to enter Russia's defense sector in 2024, despite sanctions, with over $10 million in imports recorded.
united24media.com
April 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“Itbah Al-Yahood” representatives in the replies, as usual, every time Israel is mentioned. Export of those things is bad: they are selling the tough, hard, wear-resistant tips (millimg cutters, drills, inserts) of tools, not the whole machines. Still, the title reads like we sell machinery as well
Welcome to Prosperity Land, where we evaluate yearly how prosperous you feel and if you dont pass our criteria for Prosprity Satisfaction you get deported
April 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Welcome to Prosperity Land, where we evaluate yearly how prosperous you feel and if you dont pass our criteria for Prosprity Satisfaction you get deported
Libertarians pay the government to tread on them
April 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Libertarians pay the government to tread on them
Just tax the illegally smuggled drug, dipshits.
This is so easy
This is so easy
April 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Just tax the illegally smuggled drug, dipshits.
This is so easy
This is so easy
Proposal to change “April Fools” to “April Goons”. Should be self explanatory.
April 1, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Proposal to change “April Fools” to “April Goons”. Should be self explanatory.
I will stop asking IDF soldiers “How much for the gun?” as soon as one sells me theirs at a reasonable price
March 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I will stop asking IDF soldiers “How much for the gun?” as soon as one sells me theirs at a reasonable price
Starting my illegal government Telegram group chat for discussing sensitive policy with “Waddup gamers!”
March 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Starting my illegal government Telegram group chat for discussing sensitive policy with “Waddup gamers!”