what did one ass cheek say to the other?
nothing, they just clapped
nothing, they just clapped
April 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
what did one ass cheek say to the other?
nothing, they just clapped
nothing, they just clapped
Werner on my Herz until I og
February 4, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Werner on my Herz until I og
knock knock
who's there
hard cock
hard cock who?
he's in the chair watching
who's there
hard cock
hard cock who?
he's in the chair watching
February 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
knock knock
who's there
hard cock
hard cock who?
he's in the chair watching
who's there
hard cock
hard cock who?
he's in the chair watching
me: I took the bins out, it was green bin night and the neighbour asked if there was space. the yard is being managed and I'm doing well, the cats miss you
grandfather:...
me: I'll be okay. everyone is waiting for you and you're not going to be in pain anymore
grandfather:...
me: I love you
grandfather:...
me: I'll be okay. everyone is waiting for you and you're not going to be in pain anymore
grandfather:...
me: I love you
January 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
me: I took the bins out, it was green bin night and the neighbour asked if there was space. the yard is being managed and I'm doing well, the cats miss you
grandfather:...
me: I'll be okay. everyone is waiting for you and you're not going to be in pain anymore
grandfather:...
me: I love you
grandfather:...
me: I'll be okay. everyone is waiting for you and you're not going to be in pain anymore
grandfather:...
me: I love you
omg whoever hacked my insta dm'ed everyone and I am mortified
January 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
omg whoever hacked my insta dm'ed everyone and I am mortified
hinge thinks I'm into gay men, thanks for the suggestion babes but I don't think they're into me
January 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
hinge thinks I'm into gay men, thanks for the suggestion babes but I don't think they're into me
looks like I'll be talking to myself tonight
December 31, 2024 at 9:29 AM
looks like I'll be talking to myself tonight
I have the capacity to listen to exactly one (1) recapping of a regular dream and then I'm out, give me weird shit or you'll get cut off
December 30, 2024 at 9:57 AM
I have the capacity to listen to exactly one (1) recapping of a regular dream and then I'm out, give me weird shit or you'll get cut off
2025 new year resolution is to open the 10 pack of condoms I bought for their intended purpose
December 29, 2024 at 10:18 AM
2025 new year resolution is to open the 10 pack of condoms I bought for their intended purpose
I feel like being railed in a sun dress would solve maybe like half my problems
December 29, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I feel like being railed in a sun dress would solve maybe like half my problems
bartender? one right between the fuckin eyes when you've got a sec
December 26, 2024 at 12:25 PM
bartender? one right between the fuckin eyes when you've got a sec
audhd aunt to chill with in the backyard during the holidays
December 26, 2024 at 7:13 AM
audhd aunt to chill with in the backyard during the holidays
"this is what my brat dolls were for" dressing my great grandfather in his pjs just fully lifting a nearly 100 year old man
December 24, 2024 at 11:08 AM
"this is what my brat dolls were for" dressing my great grandfather in his pjs just fully lifting a nearly 100 year old man
my hobby is a hooker and my job involves stripping. yeah I'm into crochet and a florist what else would it be?
December 23, 2024 at 9:56 AM
my hobby is a hooker and my job involves stripping. yeah I'm into crochet and a florist what else would it be?
was going to google "do wasps remember" but honestly I'm not sure I want to know. I haven't done anything untoward I just want to know if it knows I'm chill and I just need to be outside and we can both be there and it's free and legal
December 7, 2024 at 6:59 AM
was going to google "do wasps remember" but honestly I'm not sure I want to know. I haven't done anything untoward I just want to know if it knows I'm chill and I just need to be outside and we can both be there and it's free and legal
my mum ignored me because she had a meeting with the mayor like, your only youngest and eldest daughter? really? oh and you want grandchildren? well maybe ask the mayor then if they're so important
December 6, 2024 at 7:30 AM
my mum ignored me because she had a meeting with the mayor like, your only youngest and eldest daughter? really? oh and you want grandchildren? well maybe ask the mayor then if they're so important
I put the miss back in misogyny
December 5, 2024 at 10:22 AM
I put the miss back in misogyny
if they erase you in Lightroom they erase you irl
December 5, 2024 at 8:54 AM
if they erase you in Lightroom they erase you irl
honestly, slay 💅🙏 ✨
December 4, 2024 at 9:34 PM
honestly, slay 💅🙏 ✨
sometimes moving back to your hometown means telling your highschool maths teacher "no one carries a calculator in their pocket" because the opportunity came up and it's pure vibes ✌️
December 3, 2024 at 9:02 AM
sometimes moving back to your hometown means telling your highschool maths teacher "no one carries a calculator in their pocket" because the opportunity came up and it's pure vibes ✌️
if anyone was looking for a ramen pusheen mystery box, I have them. I have all of them. they are mine.
December 1, 2024 at 6:55 AM
if anyone was looking for a ramen pusheen mystery box, I have them. I have all of them. they are mine.
I genuinely watch The Most Upsetting Guessing Game In The World to relax and I have no one to talk to about this
November 30, 2024 at 10:41 AM
I genuinely watch The Most Upsetting Guessing Game In The World to relax and I have no one to talk to about this